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Angie Varona’s FIRST Video Interview About Getting Hacked!
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Yesterday we posted a fan video made for Shay Maria, the once reigning Queen of the interweb galleries. Today I can finally introduce you to her successor- meet 18 year old, Angie Varona. Angie is a student/model/body builder from Florida that made a splash in the web community when she had to ask lurkers on BodyBuilder.com to stop openly talking about how they wanted to bang her. At the time she was only 17 and apparently a bit naive (I guess she thought that all 17 year old girls had tiny waists and massive breasts) so she got her father involved and had the thread shut down, claiming he had ties to the FBI… whatever works right. Since the initial fiasco, it would appear that someone explained to Angie the power of the interweb and she embraced her biology-defying-physiology by uploading a metric shit-ton of pictures in the year to follow. We have seen these images over time, but refrained from posting them until after April 29, 2011 in the year of our Lord, because that was the day Angie turned 18 and made us feel less like pedobear’s for even glancing at her in-the-mirror pics. Damn our consciences.
At the end of the day, all this attention will more than likely ruin Angie’s life in the short run, unless she goes Shay’s route; gets a good agent; and turns her web fame into IRL stardom. That or shoot porn… Your move Angie.
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