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How To Tell If You’ll Have Sex On Valentine’s Day

There’s no question about it: Velentine’s Day for a university student isn’t about the chocolate, or the fancy dinner, or about love or spending time with that special someone. These are just a means to an end… it’s really about the sex. Here’s a quick and easy flow chart that will help you figure out [...]

Is It Racist?: Empowering or Reverse Racism?

Happy MLK day homies

UFC Predictions: TheCoach’s Record [Events, Weight-Classes & Fighters]

TheCoach provides you with an in depth look at his record betting the UFC for each event, weight-class and UFC fighter…

Ever Wonder Why We Don’t Call?

Maybe don’t talk so much

What does one man do with so much lotion?

How can one man hid 75 bottles of lotion in his pants? Ask Mr. Chamil Guadarrama, just don’t ask him how not to get caught doing it…

Hot Girls In Football Gear [Gallery]

The Super Bowl is swiftly approaching, and while you’re waiting to see if The Coach’s game winning pick is going to hit the mark, or shopping for the mandatory ingredients required to make Ginger Rose’s Super Bowl chili, check out this gallery of smoking hot girls in football gear. I wouldn’t mind getting tackled by [...]

The Friday Hangover Cure: Jersey Shore Withdrawal Edition

The day of reckoning is upon us… the day we’ve all patiently been waiting for… the arrival of ♥Pauly D♥ and The Situation to the great white North!!!  As we prepare our biceps for a fist pumping tonight at London’s Club Mansion and tomorrow at Toronto’s WetBar, let us reflect on the one show that [...]

Is It Racist?: Cultural Humour

Does laughing with someone mean you’re racist?

PSA: Girls Who Talk to You vs Guys That Want To F*ck

Gentlemen, there are certainly a number of you out there that simply do not know how to interpret a conversation you had with the opposite sex.  Is she interested?  Is she not?  Well here is your answer.
…actually, you know what? Fuck that. Let’s hear a PSA from the opposite spectrum of the species:
Thanks for clearing [...]

Lauren O’Nizzle Declares Candidacy! [Vote Lauren]

Ok, the title is a little misleading, as Niz isn’t running for USC-anything, although Chief Administrator of Sexual Affairs is a position that she could easily fill… too bad. Anyway, O’Nizzle is running to win the Axe Summer Gig, and could really use some help. She’s made it to the Top 10, based on sheer [...]

Legendary Rant: Why Vince Carter Sucks at Life…and Basketball

#15. It leaves a bitter taste in your mouth. Whenever you hear it uttered, you have a Pavlovian type response and make a face as if you just witnessed a rape (by the way, even if it is unconsensual, it is not considered rape if she liked it…just ask Kobe’s girl). In Toronto, Vince Carter [...]

Best of Craigslist: To The Guy Doing My Wife At My House

This one will put you in the Valentine’s Day mood. No introduction will suffice the awesomeness that is this Craigslist post.
To the guy doing my wife at my house
Date: 2009-09-23, 2:40PM PDT

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry; I would just ask [...]

Procrastination Station: Say “F%ck You” In 100 Languages

Every wanted to tell somebody how you really felt about them and didn’t know how you could get away with it? Have you noticed that more and more people know what “kiss the baby” and “child please” mean, and now look at you in disgust for uttering such statements, whereas before they only responded with [...]

NFL Picks – SuperBowl XLIV – Indianapolis Colts vs. New Orleans Saints

The Colts and Saints will battle it out in SuperBowl XLIV and one will leave with the Lombardy Trophy… find out what TheCoach thinks.

Jay Rhodes Does CrossFit’s “Kelly”[video]

CrossFit’s “Kelly”

Spooning With Ginger: Valentines Day Dinner – Butternut Squash Soup

Valentines Day is fast approaching, a day meant for love, romance, and affection…or being incredibly thankful for being single!  For those so fortunate…or unfortunate to be in a relationship this year, there comes the big question: what will you do this Valentines Day to impress your special someone?  Sure flowers and chocolates are an easy [...]

How To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Hot or Wolf Ugly

Valentine’s Day is under two weeks away, which I think is an acceptable time to dump your girlfriend if she’s not worth the money assess your relationship to determine where it’s going. This chart will help you figure out if your girlfriend is hot or wolf ugly… you’re welcome:

Courtesy Regretfull Morning

Exclusive Message For London Ontario From Pauly D

So we’ve already told you about the big event going down this Friday, with DJ Pauly D and Mike The Situation coming to join Crowned Entertainment and blow up the Mansion! But if that’s not enough to get you amped for this epic event, check out this video message from the man himself- DJ Pauly [...]

Check Out Al Val TONIGHT @ Yuk Yuk’s!

As a fellow dread-headed-humourist I support Al Val 100%. Check out info for tonight’s event on his Facebook invite, or below:
On Wednesday, February the 3rd I will be competing against other local talent in order to gain my position in history as one of London’s FUNNIEST people. Come join in the mirth as we go [...]

Ninja Time: Ninja’s on Rollerblades

As a ninja, it is important to have skills that extend beyond the ancient traditional tactics once taught. Learning how to ninja and chase a Japanese Smart Car on crack while rollerblading is just one part of the process of preparing ninjas for real world combat.

Procrastination Station: American Apparel – Best Bottom 2010 Contest

I’m not sure how many times I’ve uttered the phrase “You can’t make this shit up” in my lifetime, but I’ve got to be somewhere in the low millions by now. This is for real. Do not adjust your sets. American Apparel, the same people that brought you the 50 Sluttiest Ads of all time, [...]

UWO’s Tiana Enhorning: Sports Illustrated Cheerleader of the Week [Gallery]

UWO gets ANOTHER Sports Illustrated Cheerleader of the Week.

Sandra Kirilovic February Desktop Wallpaper [Download]

We announced a little while ago that Sandra Kirilovic has moved on past the preliminary GTA round as a top 12 contender in the 2010 Miss Universe Canada pageant. In our continued support of her quest to become Miss Universe Canada we’ve created the first installment in a series of desktop themes. You can download [...]

White Girl PSA: I Like Black Guys

Somethings will always be a mystery to me, are black guys bigger and better in bed? I’ll never know because I’m a heterosexual Asian male unwilling to experiment.

Thursday Night @ Club Rouge [Jan. 28 Gallery]

Thanks to all those that joined us for the epic launch of the new Thursday Night at Club Rouge! DJs Golden Gloves and ManyThings played some amazing sets, and the party was jumping from 10pm all the way ’til last call! Expect more from our boy Cory at Club Rouge with Conway Beats and DJ [...]

Sully The Music Snob: Experimenting with Psychedelics

I don’t listen to bad music and neither should you.

WoW goes AutoTune: Get Lich or Die Tryin’

This is a short one…because I really don’t know what else to say about this.
Our boy Adam Beamish threw together this pretty awesome video for all you World of Warcraft fans.
Adam is a Western grad with pretty big ties to the music industry, and has been involved in production for a number of years.
Feel free [...]

Where The Wild Things Are x Tony F%cking Soprano [Video]

If you’ve seen the movie Where the Wild Things Are you were probably blown away by the story, imagery, and sense of nostalgia linked to seeing a beloved childhood story come to life on the big screen. If you’re anything like my, you were completely unnerved by the fact that Tony Fucking Soprano (James Gandolfini) [...]

Pillow Talk: 7 Insane After-Sex Rituals [Video]

I could probably watch this video about 6 – 15 more times and still find it oddly entertaining. Instead of making after sex time an awkward experience, these guys sure get creative…and very, very quirky.
The outtakes are just as hilarious…
Courtesy BritANick

Ninja Time: Little Ninja Girl

Screw putting my future children in any team sport or stupid frilly tutu’s. My children will become ninjas. That’s right. Watch this and just try to tell me you won’t do the same.  Too fucking awesome!

Burke Goes Molly Maid On Leafs

“The Toronto Maple Leafs are truly the heart and soul of the NHL, whether you like it or not”

F%ck AskMen.com: Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2009

Has anybody read AskMen.com’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2009?
Start at 99, and you’ll get through maybe 15 before you start wondering whether these guys just chose names from a hat:
89 – Denise Milani
88 – Angelina Jolie
86 – Kristen Wiig… wait what?
You’re telling me that two of the sexiest women alive were less [...]

Anal: Hitting the Wrong Hole on Purpose

The amount of adults in America having anal sex on a frequent basis is 10% max. Since anal sex is a taboo subject, this leaves plenty of people in the dark and too shy to talk about it and when they attempt it, they’re packing more fudge than they intended.  To clear the air [...]

Direct Injection, It’s Here to Stay

Gas prices are going up, and as a result, consumers are seeking vehicles with improved fuel economy. Also, environmental concerns and emissions laws pressure manufacturers to make a product that produces fewer emissions. With that being said, consumers are still looking for more power. This is a big problem for the automotive industry. Typically, more [...]