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WTF Moment of the Week: Your Pet’s Smoking Addiction

Make them smoke the whole pack!

Guy Slap Shots Curling Stone Through Hockey Boards

This is what happens when you have a brilliant idea that’s not so brilliant.
Brilliant: Combining two of Canada’s greatest sports
Not-so-brilliant: Shooting a 40 pound piece of stone in the direction of glass.

2010 Redneck Games

The 2010 Redneck Games are just around the corner. For more information, contact your local shotgun dealer.

Lauren O’Nizzle On The Die Antwoord Phenomenon

They’re Fierce. Furious. Futuristik. FRE$H.
So shockingly profane, so delightfully obscure – SO ZEF IT HURTS.
If you haven’t heard of Die Antwoord yet, you need to boost your internet creepage activities by like, 150%, for serious (Dr. O’Nizzle prescribes at least 3 hours of solid web surfing a day. Ignore those cheesy “get out and play” [...]

Procrastination Station: Hilarious Old Spice Man Swagger Ads

These guys have about as much swagger as I do in my sleep. Needless to say, Old Spice does a pretty good job of making up for that .000001 drop in testosterone that occurs every 6 – 15 decades.

Finally a Number for LeBron to Call His Own – The Switch to Six

What’s in a number? Well…99 – Wayne Gretzky. 42 – Jacky Robinson. 19 – Steve Yzerman. 23 – Michael Jordan. Certain numbers in sports have become synonymous with the one athlete who has worn each of them, and as much as LeBron James’ decision to switch numbers from 23 to 6 might be to honour [...]

Danielle Hilliard Presents: UWO Cheerleading Tryouts! [Video]

We love our UWO cheerleaders, like a fat kid loves cake!… which is probably the worst possible analogy to use at this juncture, but I’m sticking to it! At any rate, when we were contacted by Danielle Hilliard to spread the word about CheerStang Tryouts 2010 we were more than happy to help out! SO, [...]

Woman Crushes Watermelon With Legs [Epic Video]

It’s not often that I throw the word “epic” in the title of anything, because I think the word is overused… I made a gatdamn exception for this video. Holy crap, this woman could easily kill a grown man with those quads… and somehow I am strangely aroused… and terrified. This is the actual opposite [...]

5 Reasons Why Blacks Won’t Excel At Curling

About a week ago I was at work watching the game and I Tweeted to ze uniwerse “Currently working on 5 reasons why Black People will never curl” or something to that effect. I’ve since refined my title and finally come up with some bulletproof content that I’m sure every Black person, everywhere, can agree [...]

“Robin Hood” Hacker Leaks Bank Details

The below article clearly presents a number of questions.  Who polices The Police?  Who insures state institutions are doing what they say they are doing?  Who regulations those in charge?  Among many others…  I hope this makes you think.

Using the alias “Neo” – a reference to The Matrix films – the hacker claims he wants [...]

Russian Chimpanzee Sent to Rehab for Chugging Beer and Smoking

Our good buddy Zhora, who we had a drink with last week in Russia (yeah, Russia), was blindsided when his zookeepers nabbed him from his cage and sent him off to rehab for his boozing and smoking habits. Needless to say we were a little outraged to hear that Zhora could no longer chug a [...]

Poll: Should I Add This Creeper To Facebook?

Every so often I get randos that for one reason or another try to add me to Facebook, because, well, I’m kind of a big deal… bragadeering aside what would you do if this a character with a display picture like this tried to add you to Facebook? I know there are some robots loose [...]

Redneck Jousting – Riding Mower vs. 4-Wheeler

4-Wheeler for the win!

Record Holding Canadian Snipers

These video shots are not made through the shooter’s telescopic sight. They are made looking through the Spotter’s’ scope. The spotter lies right next to the sniper and helps the sniper to find and home in on the target. The Sniper is using a 50 calibre rifle. A 50 cal. Round is about 7 to 8 inches long [...]

Crosby’s Golden Goal [Video]

If you missed it, we don’t know where the HELL you were, but here is it… Crosby’s golden goal.

Montreal Hospital Battles Superbug

Montreal’s Maisonneuve-Rosemont Hospital is dealing with a Clostridium difficile outbreak that infected hundreds in the past year.
According to internal documents, several patients died after more than 300 contracted C. difficile, which causes intense diarrhea, fever and abdominal pain and is regarded as the most dangerous bacterial superbug confronting North American hospitals in the past decade.
CBC’s [...]

Last Rouge Thursdays Featuring Conor Cutz [Feb 25 Gallery]

I don’t remember a lot about last week at Club Rouge Thursday, but according to these pics me and some other LDU members had an awesome time. Ketal One is always a good idea. I must say. Conor Cutz is always a good DJ. Louis effing Saturnino is the best damn event photographer in Ontario, [...]

Kid MK Kills the Social AGAIN! [Feb 22 Gallery of Awesome]

Once again the FAMOUS Kid MK came through and destroyed an awesome Monday Meeting at the Social. If you were out his for headlining event last November, you only heard the warm-up set, because the Kid came alive last Monday! Alongside Dj’s Gilt and Racer Motorz, and jamming with two buses of York U students, [...]

Richmond Riot: UWO/London’s Response to Olympic Gold in Men’s Hockey [Video]

If you were out in the streets of London, On. last night you know exactly what you’re about to see. For those that missed it here are 3 videos, sent to me by UWO student Marissa C, that really demonstrate the excitement and insanity that filled the streets after the big game. The London Free [...]

Fish Masturbation… There’s An App For That

This is neither a joke, nor an exaggeration. This is about Fishbate, a real life app for your not-a-Blackberry iPhone. The purpose of this app? Well it allows you to do something you’ve probably never wanted to do once in your entire life, unless you’re a complete bass-ackwards idiosimo, and that’s jerk off a fish [...]

Vaughn Martin Kickin’ It With Lauren O’Nizzle [Video]

Vaughn Martin sits down with our Lauren O’Nizzle to discuss his first season in the NFL, his rap career, and life in London, On. Welcome back homie!

LDU Presents: Jameson’s Global St. Patrick’s Day Party

Here at the Lion’s Den University, we consider St. Patrick’s Day to be our national holiday. Everything is more awesome around this time of year. March Madness is in the air, everything (including the beer) is green, and everyone is just a little bit more Irish… aka more inclined to drink. This year the LDU [...]

Bare Butt Cheeks [Video]

Butt Cheeks!?!?!?!

Les Plus Belles Fesses Du Moment – Click here for funny video clips
Not what you thought!

Charity On The Rocks: Great Music, Great Cause, INCREDIBLE DOOR PRIZE!

Listen to great music, win a free trip for 2 to NEW YORK CITY. Why WOULDN’T you go?

Redneck Car Security

Redneck car security

Mortal Kombat Is NOT A Tournament! [Video]

With March Madness approaching (bet you forgot about that) I thought it only fitting to post this video commentary on the rediculosity that is the Mortal Kombat “tournament”.

Courtesy CollegeHumor.