Jessica’s Jokes – New Years 2015 Special

JessicaJones | Dec 31, 2014 | Comments 0

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Jenna was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Dave, her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?”

“Aha, you’ll know tonight,” answered Dave.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Dave approached Jenna and handed her a small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a funny book entitled “The meaning of dreams.”

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John, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend Dave, and asks for a smoke.

“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to stop smoking,” Dave says.

“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”

“Phase one?” asks David.

“Yeah,” laughs John, “I’ve quit buying.”

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On New Year’s Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every man to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck 12, the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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