All Entries in the "Saving Facebook" Category
Saving Facebook: Nobody Cares About Your Buzzfeed Quiz
Welcome screen addict, to Saving Facebook, the column where we observe fads on Facebook that we wish would make like a tree and die a horrible death. This week on SF, we look at those annoying Buzzfeed quizzes your unemployed “less busy” friends are obsessed with: Nobody cares what Buzzfeed thinks about you. These quizzes are […]
Saving Facebook: 18 USecrets Western Posts UWillHate
Welcome bored student, to Saving Facebook, the column where we observe the habits of the Facebook users that cause nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomachs, and possibly diarrhea. This week on SF, we look at the worst of USecrets Western, the new anonymous UWO thread: USecrets Western is a place where anonymous messages are shared. It is […]
Saving Facebook: 13 Terrible Facebook Ad Fails
Welcome consumer, to Saving Facebook, the column where we observe the plentiful annoyances of The Facebook in order to better combat them for future generations. This week on SF, we look at 10 bizarre Facebook ads… you know the ones: Facebook ads are getting MUCH worse. Finally, Facebook has a way to make some cash, […]
Saving Facebook: 16 Most Annoying Kinds Of Social Media Hipsters
Welcome skinned populace, to Saving Facebook, the column where we examine annoying popular trends on Facebook in order to eradicate them once and for all. Because knowing is half the battle. This week on SF, we cover the sin of the Hipster, and his ever annoying battle for online dominance: A culture made by people […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Festive Facebook Status Fails
Welcome fellow holiday materialist, to Saving Facebook, the column where we celebrate this Christmas season by cherishing the worst people the internet has to offer. This week on SF, we look at the kind of fails that could only take place this time of year: The holidays bring out the best in people. A period […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Of The Worst Duckfaces EVER
Welcome skinbag, to Saving Facebook, the column where we observe the most annoying virtual trends of the human race in the hopes that awareness may bring them to an end. This week on SF, we look at the dreaded DUCKFACE. You don’t look good. Your lips do not look like Angelina Jolie’s. You’re not funny. […]
Saving Facebook: 16 Annoying Rich People Fails
Welcome good-looking, to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the most annoying people the internet has spawned in order to bask in their unholy glory. This week on SF, we look at 16 Rich Bitches: Everybody has a few of these excessive rich friends, but the people we’re putting on display here will […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Unbelievably Uncomfortable Posts
Welcome internet folk, to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the worst content Facebook has to offer. This week on SF, we look at 20 Unbelievably Uncomfortable Posts: Sometimes you come across posts like these on Facebook. The kind of posts that you really wish you hadn’t read. Or a completely normal post […]
Saving Facebook: 20 God-Awful Gamers On Facebook
Welcome civilized biped, to Saving Facebook, the column where we select, define, and roast a small group of people on Facebook who really piss us off. This week on SF, we look at ‘Gamerz’: Gamerz have a very distinct view on life. A life of seclusion from others has made them absolutely horrible people. They […]
Saving Facebook: 10 People Who Just Don’t Get The F*cking Joke!
Welcome millennial to Saving Facebook, the column where we take a look at the most annoying people on Facebook so that we might learn from their mistakes. This week on SF, we look at Facebookers who just don’t get the F*cking joke: The internet has a lot of false information on it, Facebook being the […]
Saving Facebook’s 1 Year Anniversary: 10 Best Fails of 2013
Welcome newcomers and oldcomers, to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the worst people Facebook has to offer, so that we may bask in their ignorant glory. This week on SF, we celebrate a whole year of attempting to save face. It has been a year full of wins, fails, and all the […]
Saving Facebook: 10 Weirdest ‘Other’ Inbox Folder Messages
Welcome anthropoid, to Saving Facebook, the column where we examine the strange and annoying habits of Facebookers worldwide. This week on SF, we look at the 10 weirdest posts found in the ‘Other’ folder of Facebook: Most people forget about the second folder of their Facebook inbox, because much like the second page of Google […]
Saving Facebook: 15 Funniest Facebook Photo Comments
Welcome beautiful, to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at Facebook trends we wish to keep or banish to the depths of hell. This week, we look at photo comments on Facebook: “Such a cool photo” you think as you post your favourite picture from the weekend to the Facebook…only to have it completely […]
Saving Facebook: 7 Kinds Of Profoundly Pathetic Profile Pictures
Welcome my friend to Saving Facebook, the column where we examine Facebook trends that annoy us to no end. This week on SF, we look at 7 kinds of super annoying profile pictures: 1 – The Supermodel When you’re looking for someone on FB that you just met and you’re like, “I have the right […]
Saving Facebook: 10 Weirdest Facebook Groups Ever
Welcome digital friend, to Saving Facebook, the column where we take a look at the strangest trends social media has to offer and criticize them with vigor. This week on SF, we look at the 10 weirdest Facebook groups ever invented: There are some weird-ass Facebook groups out there. People get together over the strangest […]
Saving Facebook: 20 More Terrible Typographical Status Errors
Welcome gorgeous, to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the most embarrassing users on Facebook to make our own personal mistakes seem less…embarrassing. This week on SF, we look at more of the worst typos Facebook has blessed us with: People REALLY need to double-check the things they are posting. A little typo […]
Saving Facebook: 18 Exceptionally Creative Facebook Cover Photos
Welcome human agent, to Saving Facebook, the column where we examine trends on social media in the hopes that we may learn from their various wins and fails. This week, we look at super creative timeline profile/cover photo combos: These covers are what we should strive to recreate for our own timelines. Why have some […]
Saving Facebook: 20 More Of The Best Super Trolls Ever
Welcome you sack of meat to Saving Facebook, the column where we study the many breeds of internet users that plague our online existence. We once looked at 29 Status Update Super-Trollers, and this week on SF, we look at the 20 More Of The Best Super Trolls Ever: There exists a breed of internet […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Of The Worst Braggers On Facebook
Welcome to Saving Facebook, the column where we examine the people who make our online lives so much more difficult. This week on SF, we bring you the Bragger: These people incessantly update their friends on how awesome their lives are. There is nothing wrong with being proud of yourself, but the animal we’re dissecting […]
Saving Facebook: 20 People Who Share WAY Too Much Info On Facebook
Welcome gorgeous to Saving Facebook, the column where we inspect a hell-spawn of Social Media users who make being on the internet a living nightmare. This week, we look at 20 people who just share WAY too much info: Facebook is MUCH too public a place for this type of information. Some conversations were never […]
Saving Facebook: 22 Most Memorable Mom Fails
Welcome sack of meat to Saving Facebook, the column where we observe the most offensive users ever to cross our digital paths. This week on SF, we look at Facebook’s Most Memorable Moms: So, why do you have your mom on Facebook? WHY do you have your MOM on Facebook? WHY…DO YOU HAVE….YOUR MOM….ON FACEBOOK??!?!?!! […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Worst Siblings On Facebook
Welcome motherclicker to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the most annoying users of Facebook so that we might learn from their mistakes. This week on SF, we look at the 20 Worst Siblings Facebook has to offer: Siblings are weird, but these siblings take it to a whole new level. Hilarious for […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Most Embarrassing Facebook Dads
Welcome mortal to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the worst people on Facebook, so that we can forever bask in their heavenly ‘NO.’ This week on SF, we look at the 20 most embarrassing Dads on Facebook: Fathers love to embarrass you in real life, so why not continue that trend in […]
Saving Facebook: 20 People Who Don’t Get The Maths
Welcome virtual reader to Saving Facebook, the column where we examine the biggest Facebook fails ever to be recorded by mankind. This week on SF, we look at adults who do not understand math: Some people just really don’t understand the maths. It’s not because they’re too young, it’s because they are too stupid. Just […]
Saving Facebook: Top 30 Most Illiterate Facebookers Ever
Welcome physically attractive human to Saving Facebook, the column where we review the biggest idiots ever to grace the world of Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. This week on SF, we look at the most illiterate facebookers ever: Everybody is guilty of a few tyops, but these people lower the bar past the point of no […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Funniest Smart*ss Comments On Facebook
Welcome beautiful person, to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the worst people on the internet in order to feel a sense of unity in our combined hatred. This week on SF, we look at the 20 Funniest Smartass comments on Facebook: Everyone has one of these friends. I give you, THE SMARTASS: […]
Saving Facebook: 21 Moar Pictures You Should NOT Post On Facebook
Welcome, attractive surfer, to Saving Facebook, the column where we examine some of the more annoying habits of our virtual world. This week on SF, we look at pictures that should NOT be on Facebook: Our friends have some odd ideas as to what we want to see from them. There’s just a line that […]
Saving Facebook: 15 Grandparents Failing At Facebook
Welcome attractive reader to Saving Facebook, the column where we review the funniest fails on Facebook in hopes that we may not repeat them. This week on SF, we look at 15 hilarious fails of the elderly: Facebook was just not designed for caring, sweet individuals like our grandparents. It’s a level of technology that […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Funniest Double-Entendre Status Updates
Welcome beautiful web-user to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the most embarrassing people on the internet in order to make our own lives feel… less embarrassing. This week on SF, we look at the 20 Best Double-Entendres on Facebook: Sometimes you try to say something, but it doesn’t quite come across as […]
Saving Facebook: 30 Most Annoying People “Trying To Get 1 Million Likes”
Welcome handsome user to Saving Facebook, the column where we address the key issues plaguing our virtual lives, in the hopes that we may conquer them, Taylor swiftly. This week on SF, we look at that annoying trend on Facebook of people asking for 1 million likes: Where did these come from? Why do people […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Things We All Wish People Didn’t Do On Facebook
Welcome savvy interneter, to Saving Facebook, the column where we look at the annoying behaviours of the Virtually inept in hopes that we can end these trends once and for all. This week, on a special edition of Saving Facebook, we break down 20 things that we’re sure annoy the SHIT out of you. If […]
Saving Facebook: 20 People Who Are “Too Cool” For Facebook
Welcome, intelligent internet user, to Saving Facebook, the column where we identify and expose the people who annoy us in our virtual lives in an attempt to unite the rest of us with a sense of camaraderie inspired by our mutual hate of these people. This week on SF, we look at people who complain […]
Saving Facebook: 33 Frustrating Feminism Fails
Welcome wise consumer to Saving Facebook, the column where we examine those annoying trends and people on social media we just wish would perish already, so that we can spend more time on FarmVille. This week on SF, we look at the people who do not understand what ‘feminism’ means: Let us define Feminism before […]
Saving Facebook: Why Do People Post Pics Of Themselves Sleeping?
Welcome fellow intellectuals, to Saving Facebook! The column where idiots of the most annoying variety are examined in the hope that it will bring some comfort to our virtual lives. This week, we look at people who post pictures of themselves sleeping… These people assume we are all Edward Cullen, and like to watch people […]
Saving Facebook: 27 People Who Are Culturally Illiterate
Welcome typist, to Saving Facebook, the column where we isolate the worst people on Facebook, so that we may use the sharp scalpel of wit to cut them out of the picture. This week, we look at people who clearly have no idea how to discuss culture…whatsoever… These people have no knowledge of religion, history, […]
Saving Facebook: 25 “Cry Me A Freaking River” Status Updates
Welcome eyeballs, to Saving Facebook, the weekly column which features those annoying trends on the internet that you wish would just STAHP. This week on Saving Facebook, we look at people who complain…ALL THE TIME: You know these people. They constantly complain on Facebook, thinking that this action will somehow benefit them. My favourite, and one […]
Saving Facebook: 24 People Who Are Way Too Proud Of Themselves
Welcome reader, to Saving Facebook, the column that observes the most annoying trends on Facebook, in the hopes that they will be reported. This week on Saving Facebook, we look at people who are WAY too proud of themselves: There’s nothing wrong with being proud of an accomplishment, but these people are WAY too proud […]
Saving Facebook: 32 Reasons Why Kids Should Not Be On Facebook
Welcome Internet Person, to Saving Facebook, the column that looks at the worst social media has to offer to bring you the best in lawls! This week on Saving Facebook, we look at kids who should NOT BE ON FACEBOOK: Just as old people should not be on Facebook, Tweens should follow suit. Kids are […]
Saving Facebook: 30 Hopeless Hipsters Over Sharing Photos
Welcome brethren, to Saving Facebook! A column where we examine the most annoying trends on Facebook in the hopes that we can end them. This week on SF, we look one of the greatest parasites of social media: THE HIPSTER Who are they? What do they want? Dye your hair like an anime character? Take […]
Saving Facebook: 29 Status Update Super-Trollers
Welcome loyal reader to Saving Facebook, the weekly column that loves to bathe in the fail of Facebook users world-wide! This week on SF, we look at those friends that just ruin Facebook for you: This person only exists on Facebook to make your online life a living hell: They comment on your shit ALL […]
Saving Facebook: 29 Self-Indulgent Unsightly Selfies
Hello internet, it is time again for Saving Facebook, the column which isolates the diseased tissue of Facebook and social media, so that we may efficiently cut them out, and better society… after we laugh at it. This week on Saving Facebook, we look at the notoriously annoying trend of self-photography a.k.a. “Selfies”: Now that […]
Saving Facebook: Top 20 Most Hilarious People That Suck At English
Welcome to Saving Facebook, the weekly column which brings you the worst people Facebook has to offer in the hopes that the embarrassment will cure their social illness. This week on Saving Facebook, we look at people who despite growing up with speaking English, could not string a sentence together to save their lives… The […]
Saving Facebook: 20 Embarrassingly Drunk People On Facebook
Welcome, fellow procrastinator, to Saving Facebook, the column that gathers together the worst people Facebook has to offer, and puts them on display so that the rest of us feel better about our social sharing. This week on Saving Facebook, we look at people who post pictures of themselves… absolutely wasted: Everyone gets drunk, but […]
Saving Facebook: 40 Facebook Bad*sses That Failed Miserably
Welcome curious hater, to Saving Facebook. The column that finds the worst of the internet in hopes that it will bring out the best in you! This week on Saving Facebook, we look at the people trying so hard to be badass, when they are just bad. When we go on Facebook, we create a sort […]




















