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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 11]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Uncle Ted, Microsoft, Blanket’s & More
***** If You Want To Submit A Joke To Appear In Jessica’s Jokes, email [email protected] ****** Enjoy this week’s jokes! A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m […]
NHL 4 Stars Nov 2-8: 2 Czechs, 1 Canadian & 1 American – HOLY DIVERSITY, BETTMAN!
Before we get started, let’s do a quick recap of the 4 stars I picked last week and how the last 7 days have played out for them. In the Atlantic division, Luongo’s performance was subpar – going 0-1-1 in two starts for Florida (with a goals against average of 3 and a save percentage of […]
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London’s FDJT Releases New EP – Thinking Back [Audio]
You’ve heard him crush sets upstairs at Jacks, and warm up the crowd for London Music Hall raves, but it’s been a while since London’s own FDJT dropped a free EP, and we’re happy to hear some fresh vibes. The whole thing can be streamed below. Be sure to follow FDJT’s social networks too. Youtube […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 10]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Sex, Adam and Eve, Mixed Emotions & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! Nina and Liz are having a conversation during their lunch break. Nina asks, “So, Liz, how’s your sex life these days?” Liz replies, “Oh, you know. It’s the usual, Social Security kind.” “Social Security?” Nina asked quizzically. “Yeah, you get a little each month, but it’s not enough to live on.” […]
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NEW Western U Remix: King Of The Halls [Video]
Some of you were already at Western, and for others it was before you even got here, but many of you will remember that we had a hand in the making and virality of the White and Purple remix a few years ago. So when we heard that there was a new remix-master in the […]
NHL 4 Stars Oct 27-Nov 1: Miller Time, Tarasenko Towers & More
Rather than the typical 3 stars, we’ll be rounding out NHL action for you every week with a star from each division. 1 – The Atlantic Division: Roberto Luongo There is no doubt that scoring goals and great goaltending is what wins you hockey games. While Pittsburgh leads the league with 4.10 goals a game, […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 9]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Halloween Special
Enjoy this week’s jokes! An old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, “You can’t go out like that!” She said, “I […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 8]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Hacksaws, False Teeth, Son-In-Laws & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! When her husband passed away, a wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea.” […]
3 Ways To Save Money This Semester
Finances can contribute to how people live, in more ways than one. If you don’t have enough money, you can become stressed out and wind up in debt. Even if you have a lot of funds, you may not be investing them wisely, and might end up over-spending. Plus, if you’re an over spender, chances are […]
![27 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [September Edition]](/lionsdenu.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/10419059_1740798969301333_9150715656586389259_n-150x150.jpeg)
27 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [September Edition]
We’re back with a fresh batch of Tumblr threads from merry old month of September, with everything from dancing bats, to derping Disney princesses, to unconventional Greek deities. If you enjoy this collection, be sure to check out the entire series here!
LDU’s Monday Morning Mistress: Argonauts Cheerleader Tearrah
For this edition of our Monday Morning Mistress series, we’ve been fortunate enough to interview another Argonaut’s cheerleader, Tearrah, who has been with the team for a year. When she’s not cheering, she is focusing on her career in interior decorating, baking delicious treats and devoting her free time to her friends and family. Without […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 7]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 […]
Purple Squirrels: Exclusive Interview With Cast And Producers
PUPRLE SQUIRRELS IS PREMIERING THIS WEEKEND AND IT SOUNDS AWESOME! Purple Squirrels is a new new Canadian TV show, that is premiering on October 18th at the Big Picture Cinema. We were so stoked for this new series, that we decided to interview the cast and producers! Fanpage | Twitter | Website Alix Thorne - So first […]
Jessica’s Jokes – 100th Edition – Cops, Cheaters, Assholes & More
In honour of the 100th Edition of Jessica’s Jokes, there are 100 pictures of Jess HERE! & To View All 100 Articles From Jessica’s Jokes click HERE! Enjoy this week’s jokes! A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 6]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Birthday Surprises, Condoms, Blowjobs & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! A husband and wife go to visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, “You say you’ve been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?” The wife replies, “It’s my husband — he’s driving me crazy! I’m going to leave him […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 5]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Rain Boots, Golf Clubs, Thumb Sucking & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parents’ bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, “Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking […]
TGIF: French Express @ The Hoxton | Ben Pearce | Isaac Tichauer | Moonboots | City Kid Soul
This Friday, September 26, The Hoxton and Focus Fridays are bringing the knights of the French Express North American tour to Toronto. If attending this night you can expect to find a night of some deep house, nu disco and maybe a little taste of G House. Not a bad night out if you’re down […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 4]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Eggs, Viagra, The Milkman & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast, “Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?” He declines saying, “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunch time, she asks if […]
LDU’s Monday Morning Mistress: Argonauts Cheerleader Nicole
In this edition of the Monday Morning Mistress series, we are featuring Toronto Argonauts cheerleader Nicole! Not only is she incredibly talented at dance and acrobatics, but she is also working towards earning her PhD in the field of criminology. Thanks to her academic pursuits, her wildly positive outlook on life, and a great fitness regimen, Nicole really […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 3]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Little People, Naked Suits, Race Car Drivers & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. “What’s the matter?!? Didn’t I satisfy you when we screwed?” he asked. “It was after you fell […]
Enter eShish’s Block Party Contest To Win A FREE TRIP To Ultra Music Festival
If you were at Block Party London 2014 on the weekend then you likely saw the eShish girls selling flavoured e-vapour sticks throughout the crowd, and a lot more people smoking them. To thank everyone for the warm welcome to London, Ontario, eShish is launching a contest as part of their #eshishmoments campaign, and giving away […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 2]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 […]
![38 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [August Edition]](/lionsdenu.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/10592700_1733243813390182_7132406844766569784_n-150x150.jpeg)
38 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [August Edition]
Your monthly delivery of all things weird and random via Tumblr is here! Check out our previous entries in the freshly minted column below too! More Tumblr Threads Here!
Jessica’s Jokes – Rabbits, Cheaters, Psychiatrist’s & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life, because the woman’s biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. “Mary… Mary…” […]
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100 Awesome Instagrams From Block Party London 2014 [Gallery]
Another Western U Frosh week has come and gone, leaving thousands of students with bruises they can’t explain, livers pushed to their limits, and memories that can only be strung together by smartphone photos. Thank Zeus for smartphone photos. We’re continuing our Instagram highlight of music festivals, with a collection of the best of #BlockPartyLondon2014 photos! […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Jail, Social Security, Professor’s & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge, evil looking guy. The big guy says, “I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?” The accountant replies, “Well, if I have to be one or […]
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NFL Predictions by TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig [Week 1]
Feel free to chime in with your picks in the comments section. We DO NOT endorse gambling… We just like winning money. Gamble at your own risk folks. Records of TheCoach, Malcolm, Jeremiah & Craig TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 158-98 Malcolm’s Record Straight up for 2010-11 – 157-99 TheCoach’s Record Straight up for 2011-12 – 169-87 […]
Electric Island 4.0 : Season Finale ft. Hot Since 82 | Jamie xx | Tale of Us
Welcome, dreamers. We are on the cusp of pumpkin latte-roasted-squash-soup-back-to-school flyer-homecoming-season. As we bid adieu to one of the most eventful and exciting summers the music scene in Toronto has hosted, Platform, Coda, Way of Acting, LCPR, and Embrace offer a spectacular season finale: the final instalment of the magical Electric Island picnic and concert […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Sheiks, Butlers, Old Men & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all them, when suddenly the Sheik came in and said, “I am the master of all of these women. No one else can […]
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Toronto Argos Cheerleaders Do The Ice Bucket Challenge [Video]
There has been a lot of fuss over the #ALSicebucketchallenge lately, and with everyone from Martha Stewart to Steve Aoki doing it, I wasn’t too surprised to see our very own Toronto Argos Cheerleaders joining the fun for a great cause! If you would like to contribute directly to ALS Canada, click here! Argo Cheerleaders Fanpage […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Marriage, 7-Up, Obituaries & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, “Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour, ’cause my pee barely trickles […]
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46 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [July Edition]
This month I did something that I should have done a long time ago- I finally took down my “Stop Kony” posters made a category on the site under “LDU Originals” for the Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity monthly column! What this means is that it is now easier to find old editions of […]
5 Reasons We Should Lobby To Extend Toronto’s Last Call
You know it and I know it- the best nights in Toronto are the nights when, for one reason or another (TIFF, Nuit Blanche, etc), you find out that the bar or club you’re at has a 4am last call, and the party doesn’t have to stop. It is at that point that you and your […]
Jessica’s Jokes – Fishing, Camels, Bulls & More
Enjoy this week’s jokes! One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!” he said to the bartender. “We got her!” replied the barkeep. “She’s upstairs in the […]
3 Simple Steps To Making Powdered Alcohol At Home
A few months ago the Palcohol brand made waves online by generating buzz for their “new” powdered alcohol product, with articles on a number of publications. I placed quotes around “new,” because this idea has been around for decades, has been publicized once or twice before, may never actually reach the market, and is actually not very hard to replicate at home. Because we […]
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Act!on Masterfully Remixed MNEK’s “White Noise” Cover [Audio]
We have always been huge supporters of local music, and today we’re very excited to introduce you to a DJ/producing duo that is going to be absolutely massive in the months to come. Hailing from Toronto, Act!On is comprised of a pair of veteran DJs who have about a decade’s worth of experience between them, and have […]
