Author Archive for Pascal
There are a few things I prefer black: my coffee, little dresses, and men.
Going Down on Women: The Black Man’s Dilemma
Whether it is simply distaste or a culturally constructed concept, the question remains: why do the majority of black men not go down on women? Now, I realize this post may be partially biased as I am not uncovering the purported myth that the majority of black women don’t go down on men either however, […]
Educating Your Girlfriend: The Relationship Between Time and Making Love
[Note: This post contains information likely to induce projectile vomiting ranging from immediate chin-to-shirt contact to 3 meters in distance with a vertical height of a small school child’s ruler. A barf bag or your mother’s best stainless steel cooking pot in your lap while reading is highly recommended.] Guys. I feel your pain. Nothing […]
What to Do When You Hear Your Roommate Having Sex
We’ve all been there (and if you haven’t then you’re rooming with some seriously questionable people); we’re working away on some assignment in the comforting quarters of our living room when out of the blue we hear a couple thumps and skin slaps along with some moans and groans. At first we tell ourselves it’s […]
Best Acoustic Guitar Instrumental Ever
This video was recently brought to my attention by a good friend of mine. Of all the holy fucks I could ever say, this one is by far the holiest. The progression of this song is absolutely insane and I demand that you all chug a beer and have sex with John Butler. When we […]
KIYAGA-ISM: Arthur Kiyaga is a Boss
Arthur Kiyaga has some serious swag, so much that he interviewed himself for me. It was three hours into the interview when Arthur finally paused to take his first breath and asked me if I had any questions for him. Wait, what? I almost forgot what the hell I was doing there besides just listening […]
Procrastination Station: Hilarious Pets Edition
First up, we have a pair boxing cat with some awesome sound effects. If this isn’t a sissy fight I don’t know what is… Cat Boxing – Watch more Funny Videos Hyper dog = superman style stair descent. Little Hyper Dog Flies Down the Stairs – Watch more Funny Videos If I didn’t know any […]
Chug a Beer, Seize the F@*king Day
At the end of the road death is inescapable, but the fact of the matter is most of us do not know where this road ends. Still, many individuals are given a small window of time for which they are expected to live. How’s that for sweet dreams and a kiss goodnight? Far too many […]
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WTF Moment of the Week: Dog Does Squats [Video]
I don’t know about you, but I just about died of laughter when I watched this video. There’s always something strangely erotic amusing about animals doing human-like things…and umm vise versa…errr doggy-style anyone? Hmmmm…. EMBED-Dog Squats – Watch more free videos
Dan Levy Presents: DRUNKS vs. HIGHS!
I have long wondered who would win this epic battle of being more physically and mentally astute to endure walking on balance beams, jumping on trampolines, and crashing through plush barriers to get to the finish line. My only question is … would the combination of drunk and high lead to the Spartan of intoxication? […]
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Fat Guy Bitch Slaps Roommate for Eating His Last Oreo [Video]
If there is one thing you should be cautious about with fat people it’s their food. They seem to view food as an extension of their soul. When you nab the last piece of cake, slice of pizza, scroop of ice cream, or cookie…you better believe they are going to fatsteamroll the shit out of […]
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Awesome Chat Roulette Improv Piano Player [Video]
Every now and again you come across some pretty cool people on Chat Roulette. This guy is one of them.
Hilarious Security Check Phrases
Every once in a while I stumble across a random security check on Facebook and Twitter where I have to write some obscure two-worded phrase that seemingly makes sense but is also completely outrageous. Here are some of the things I’ve had to write: Hmm… so roboticize everything? Gross? Basically if you make an unusual […]
So…You F#%ked Up
Sometimes you fuck up. By fuck up I mean you do everything you said you wouldn’t, everything you said you’d never. And what happens? You end up basking in an ice cold pool of self-hatred contemplating if you should either slit your wrists or spend your life savings on a really good pistol. When you […]
Guy Slap Shots Curling Stone Through Hockey Boards
This is what happens when you have a brilliant idea that’s not so brilliant. Brilliant: Combining two of Canada’s greatest sports Not-so-brilliant: Shooting a 40 pound piece of stone in the direction of glass.
Ninja Time: Nunchuck Fail
I’m sure many of you have seen this video already but it is by far one of the best fail videos out there. Did I mention that I love ninjas? *Sigh*
WTF Moment of the Week: Flush Head in Toilet and Bang You
While searching for some ‘best of Craigslist’ posts I came across this seriously fucked up sexual fantasy and could not wait to share it. I’m sorry, but I really don’t know anyone who is turned on by getting it up the wrong hole on purpose, listening to Hall and Oates and the possibility of the […]
Best of Craigslist: Looking For An Average Guy For Average Sex
I have to admit that I actually double checked this post 6 – 15 times to make sure I was reading it correctly. I am well aware that I am a highly intelligent University student (and obvious Professor at LDU), but having to diagnose a mentally challenged woman by reading a Craigslist post was not […]
Best of Craigslist: Portable Bang-Wagon
Now this, this is what I’ve been waiting for. I can ride this baby to the bar, pick up and rather than stumble home to my bed where I really prefer the randoms not to be, I can take him to my portable bang-wagon camper thing, bang, then make him ride me home like I’m […]
Best of Craigslist: Drunk Girl Babysitter
Whoever these girls are, they are fucking brilliant retarded … err mentally challenged. Despite being a clever way to pick-up a hunk, they’re also setting themselves up to be roofied (note: flooried) and tittypussyandmaybeevenrapedintheewronghole for hours. I applaud them in their attempt to be drunken babysat and manhandled butttt the only awesome thing that could […]
Stuff Fat People Like: Perfect Fit Button
Wow. AS IF fat people need a gadget to help with their tubbalardness. I get it though, save yourself some money by purchasing this magical button rather than a new pair of pants. Here’s a thought: learn how to fucking sew! If you have time to even watch this useless commercial then you have time […]
Megan Fox’s Armani Commercial
We’ve shown you the gallery of Armani’s new spokes-model Ms. Fox in some seriously hot lingerie, so it is perfectly appropriate to indulge in the commercial as well…
How NOT to Dock a Ship
The unnecessary shipment of FAIL has arrived.
4 Ways to Break-up Your Wingman and His Girlfriend by Valentine’s Day
Once upon a time you were rulers of the night; roaming your territory searching for prey in revealing attire who wanted to be chased, captured, and served as a delicious meal for you to enjoy. You always hunted together, watching each others back in case another alpha male tried to swoop in on your kills. […]
Beer Pong Slam Dunks
Beer + Beer Pong + Beer Pong Slam Dunks = AWESOMENESS
The Rape Fantasy
There is one particular sexual fantasy that more or less identifies the fantasizer as an ignorant dumbass. The rape fantasy perplexes me. I’m all for domination and being dominated, only insofar as it is done Angelina Jolie style with a skimpy cat suit and a whip or a muscle man taking control in bed with a woman […]
Open Bar Toronto Haiti Relief Party
This Friday, February 12th, an Open Bar Haiti Relief Party in support of the NYC Medics providing medical services in Haiti is being held in Toronto at the Show and Tell Gallery, located at 1161 Dundas Street West. The NYC medics are a global disaster relief non-profit organization in desperate need of your generous support […]
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28 Drinks Later [Video]
This awesome video, directed by Nicholaus Goossen, gives us insight into what the world would be like if everyone were alcoholics Western students on St. Patty’s day, every day. This is from a sober perspective. Wait what? What’s sober?
Best of Craigslist: To The Guy Doing My Wife At My House
This one will put you in the Valentine’s Day mood. No introduction will suffice the awesomeness that is this Craigslist post. To the guy doing my wife at my house Date: 2009-09-23, 2:40PM PDT To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry; I would […]
Ninja Time: Ninja’s on Rollerblades
As a ninja, it is important to have skills that extend beyond the ancient traditional tactics once taught. Learning how to ninja and chase a Japanese Smart Car on crack while rollerblading is just one part of the process of preparing ninjas for real world combat.
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Pillow Talk: 7 Insane After-Sex Rituals [Video]
I could probably watch this video about 6 – 15 more times and still find it oddly entertaining. Instead of making after sex time an awkward experience, these guys sure get creative…and very, very quirky. The outtakes are just as hilarious… Courtesy BritANick
Ninja Time: Little Ninja Girl
Screw putting my future children in any team sport or stupid frilly tutu’s. My children will become ninjas. That’s right. Watch this and just try to tell me you won’t do the same. Too fucking awesome!
Anal: Hitting the Wrong Hole on Purpose
The amount of adults in America having anal sex on a frequent basis is 10% max. Since anal sex is a taboo subject, this leaves plenty of people in the dark and too shy to talk about it and when they attempt it, they’re packing more fudge than they intended. To clear the air here […]
Cat Sh*ts and Untangles Earphones
I am partially disgusted and amazed, other than that, I have no words.
Ramblings of the Sleep Talkin’ Man
I have stumbled across what will surely be a new favorite blog to follow. It revolves around an English man who delights his wife with his bollock ramblings of whatever is going on in his dream world. Needless to say, he is fucking hilarious. “Shit my dad says” has nothing on him. After reading this […]
The Sound of Men…In Bed
We all have a fuck face that we can easily hide with the flick of a light switch and the same goes for our “O” face during that moment of pure ecstasy (by the way ladies, your real O face is different from your fake O face, so if you’re going to fake the gasm make […]
U of T’s Melanie Seabra in New Gatorade Commercial
We’re all about supporting local talent at The Lion’s Den, so when my soccer star of a roommate, Melanie Seabra, scored this gig with Gatorade in their new commercial, the results are obvious: awesomeness…. even if she does play for U of T’s varsity soccer team. We’re not going to hold it against her.
Why Printers Were Sent From Hell
It’s a well known fact that printers suck. I have long wondered what the f*%k was up with this and why we’ve all been juped out of quality printers, especially when we need to print at 3 am in the morning to hand in our essay on time. Well, I recently crossed paths with the […]
Sara Bareilles’ Jersey Shore Song – NSFW
I love Sara Bareilles, so when she came out with this song about the train wreck that is Jersey Shore during a live performance in Los Angeles’ Room 5 during this past Christmas holiday (we were a little late noticing this song). There is no way that I could keep from sharing this very, very special […]
WTF Moment of the Week: Dirty Eyed Girls
I present to you sexually-questionable-hip-hop-pop-whothefuckreallyknows. I really have no clue how to classify this “music”. Beyond that WTF confusion, the real WTF moment is courtesy of the video content. Thank you Korea. Thanks a a lot. No but seriously: What the fuck was that??????
“I Am Not a Homosexual” -Kentucky HorseF%cker
I learned three things while watching this video of Dan Savage, author of the sex column Savage Love, as he shares a very interesting story. One, apparently many nutbags out there are not shy of e-mailing pictures of their “sores” to others. Two, in Kentucky beastiality is encouraged not illegal. Three, marrying your horse is […]
Celebrity “O” Faces
Have you ever fantasized what it would be like to have sex with a celebrity and watch them gasp, ooooh and ahhhh in pleasure thanks to your awesome skills? Well, take a look… Looks like he’s messing with a squirter. Not bad Mandy. Not bad at all. He looks like he is in pain. This […]
Procrastination Station: The 100m You’ll Never Finish
My roommate had this game posted to her facebook wall. Needless to say she did a pretty damn good job getting to 7.something meters while the rest of us cheered her on. The game is based upon pressing the QWOP keys in a mysterious fashion to get your sprinter to the finish line. You will probably […]
Stuff Fat People Like: Water Blobbing
Fat people are awesome. Without them, we couldn’t “blob”. While you don’t actually see any fat person here, there is NO way this girl could get that projectory and spin without a fat person. Nope.
The Lion’s Creed
It is time to instill within you all some inspiration beyond that which you find in our every day posts. Many of you are steady students, checking in every day, some of you twice or even six to fifteen times a day. While the code of the Den is laced throughout each and every post, […]
