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The Hottest Chick On Facebook
It’s true. Don’t panic. I have been a connoisseur of the finest facebook has to offer for more than a few years, so you should trust me as a professional of judging talent among the millions of candidates. Undeniably, the hottest female on facebook has been found, her photos promptly stolen, and will now (partially […]
The Photo That Could Have Changed World History: John F. Kennedy’s Yacht Orgy
TMZ has recently reported (about 50 years behind schedule) that they have a photo of JFK from the 50′s on a yacht full of naked women. It’s almost as if that is supposed to change the course of history. If anything it just makes me love the man all the more while understanding the plight […]
WTF – The Ass Speaker
Courtesy of kerrathon.com: I think the official name is “sounds from behind”, but lets be serious – this is simply going to be known as the asspeakers. This is probably one of the strangest electronic devices I’ve ever seen in my life. The main unit is a sub woofer which splits into two “cheeks” as […]
Your Favorite Cartoon Characters in Real Life!
These pictures stemmed from Manofest.com‘s article about real life versions of your favorite cartoon characters. Some of them were certainly better than others and I want to highlight the ones that I particularly laughed at. There’s no better pastime then to make fun of others for looking like hilarious cartoon characters during the season of […]
Karma is a Bitch, Says Chris (Best Facebook Revenge Ever)
First, it’s important to simply read the reason for this younger brothers’ vengeance against his older sister: It apparently sucks being Asian. Anyways, this Chris character is one of the most ruthless warriors under the age of 16. A normal kid would go to his room and cry until his parents lessened the punishment (or […]
Sucker Punching Just Went Way Out Of Style
In wrestling, this is called the hurricanrana or something like that. (WCW/WWF had a major part in my questionable upbringing). On the streets, it’s just simply known as sucker flipping a fool, and it’s turning into an epidemic in your local schoolyards! Check it out…
Olympic Weightlifter Gives Birth During a Clean and Jerk!
And you thought I was joking! I was never fond of powerlifting women, which is admittedly rather rash and sexist. But you know what’s even less permissible? Women who can power clean more than I can while giving birth to a child. Whats worse than that? Those men who are at fault of these children. […]
The Single Greatest Ebay Auction EVER
I defy you to find something better. A great and well kept Q&A section as well is indicative of a quality seller.
Live, Interactive Billboards May Be Dangerous
I got this image sent to me over the Thanksgiving weekend and thought it was necessary to share it. This is an example of a modern “interactive” billboard featuring a live, updating Twitter feed from a news broadcasting firm in who-knows-where, USA. What’s most unfortunate about this is that it leaves three prominent news broadcasters […]
Wrecking Ball vs. Dodge Mini Van
This might be the worst construction accident I’ve seen. Game, set, match to the wrecking ball Good effort by the van, though.
Hot Chicks, Smashed Computers and Xbox 360′s: A Revenge Story
So here’s a case of a bad relationship. This semi-hot-kinda-slutty-looking chick (as seen in video) is pissed her boyfriend is too busy playing Xbox and isn’t fondling her enough. The logical solution? Check it out: But just wait. This man isn’t taking this kind of abuse lying down. Turns out revenge is best serve with […]
Fashion Does Not Equal Fashionable: 15 of the Worst Runway Outfits Ever?
I was inspired to put this list of images together after I came across an image from a recent fashion show depicting the “aborted outfit”, if you will. You’ll understand when you see it. Surely it was somewhere in Europe, and surely Mugatu was the man behind the scenes for most of this stuff (seriously […]
Footage From the Inaugural Grizzly Bear Hockey Championships
So I recently went to Alberta to attend the first ever grizzly bear hockey tournament. I wasn’t convinced such a thing was possible. I figured they would just hire Rosie O’Donnell to be the puck, and then throw a bunch of bears in an enclosed area and call it “hockey”. She’s probably pretty desperate to […]
It’s Raining Polar Bears…Literally
So this was an ad recently put forth by UK based initiative “Plane Stupid”, a group against airport expansion. I’m sure they have a whole host of logical explanations for why airport expansions could harm our earth… But really tho.. you had to promote your cause like this? We wanted to confront people with the […]
Kathleen Turner Then & Now (Californication)
For anyone who has been following the brilliant new season of Californication, you’ve come to know Runkel’s Boss, Kathleen Turner. Her sexually explicit comments as well as her constant reference to sleeping with Hollywood stars might have had you wondering what in Sam’s f*&k she’s really all about. For the younger generation of which I […]
I Will Make You (Sex With Me)
Making humorous music video’s only works out a small percentage of the time. Somehow I came across this though, and I believe this might be a large part of that “small percentage”. “Keep it quiet, because this is kind of illegal”. Enjoy.
WTF Moment of the Week: Trucker’s Delight
I’ve been known to post some pretty what-the-fuck WTF Moment’s of the Week. However I may have outdone myself so much this week as so never leave another opportunity to better my weekly performance. This video entitled “Trucker’s Delight” is at least 3 times as fucked up and awesome as The Mancycle was. Please, please, […]
And You Thought You Had the Handshake Down?
I’m not sure when elaborate, over-the-top handshakes became the norm, but it more than likely had to do with AC Slater. I know that personally I have been a victim of extended forms of the handshake with any number of people. Rap icons, sports and Hollywood stars all have them professionally designed and choreographed. Hell, […]
Why I’ll Never Get A Flu Shot (And Probably Will Go to Hell)
So I don’t know if you guys heard, but an unbelievably pretty girl came down with something called “Dystonia” a couple weeks ago (pictured above cheerleadering, front most girl and also hottest!). I’ll get to why I’m gonna have trouble getting through the pearly gates afterwards. Desiree, 25, was diagnosed by her therapist at Johns […]
Biggie Smalls feat. Hannah Montana = You Decide?
Ya? You don’t think it could work? Music when created properly can be blended righteously my friends. Give me Nas or Wu-Tang and some Rita McNeil, or a hidden tape you got of your mom singing in the kitchen, and I can make it sound tight. Here’s my proof. Let me know what you think, […]
Stop-Motion Animator Revives Michael Jackson (+ other amazing videos)
One of the best stop motion animation creators on the internet has been hard at working blessing us with some incredibly entertaining video’s. I’ve compiled a short list of them that most of you are sure to enjoy. The first and biggest one is obviously the Michael Jackson dance recreation featuring a battle with Mr. […]
Woman Has Sex With Strangers While Sleepwalking
This is either the weirdest case of nocturnal behaviour, or the greatest excuse a woman has ever given her partner for her extracirricular sexual endeavours. Having problems in the bedroom with your partner is one thing. Having those problems while dealing with your partners sleepwalking sex escapades would bring life’s stresses to a whole other […]
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus WTF-Amazing
This is probably the best example of why drugs are necessary to society: creativity. No normal mind or man could come up with the following barrage of sounds and visuals. This film also will serve as the last presentation of Heath Ledger’s acting prowess (his drug issues represent why drugs are not necessary to society: […]
Merideth Vieira Wants to Chug a Beer and Have Sex With Everyone
I haven’t seen anything like this in a game show, well… ever. At least not since Alex Trebec asked a hot contestant “this tv show host is best known for wanting to have sex with their guests”, to which she replied “Who is David Letterman”. Alex reluctantly said correct, but lets just say you could […]
An Addendum to “What Fat People Like”
It turns out they do indeed like their food. Fresh, tastey, and holy shit… make sure it doesn’t take half an hour.
New Toy Allows Floozy’s to Take Their Virginity Back
You’re initial reaction has to be that this article is going to be some parody about slutty girls and promiscuity. No. When I speak I speak only purposeful truth. Indeed it is true, a new product has been released to allow women to trick their new man into believing their virginity is still intact. Don’t […]
So You Think You Can Fail Pt. 2 – The Wheel of Fail
Earlier this week we posted an article called So you think you can fail. It provided a few wonderful renditions of complete failures in life. I thought I’d try to find a montage of these epic failures to put together for you guys so that the laughs could extend beyond a few clips. It looks […]
Michael Bay Getting the Mail
If you haven’t heard of Michael Bay, he’s the director and producer of those movies called Transformers. If you haven’t heard of Transformers, I’m not sure you’ve been alive this decade. I’m not saying they were great movies, but they did have an obscene amount of CGI and special effects and a pretty good looking […]
Let Me Teach You All About the Birds and the Bee’s
Remember when you were a kid and you thought that babies just magically were created inside of a woman’s stomach? Then of course you accidentally turned on HBO after 11pm and learned what all the fuss was REALLY about.. well turns out you might have been wrong in all of your assumptions about where babies […]
Neon Tetris Skateboarding
This was filmed for god-knows-what in San Francisco recently, and I have to admit it’s pretty damn cool. 36 skaters are playing human tetris while riding down a crazy street in the Bay area. Surely we’ll see this in some commercial in the future. The only thing cooler than this is THIS. Wow isn’t that […]
“Technical Virgin” Finds Secret to Sexual Pleasure Without Sexual Contact
I’m not sure how to feel about this woman but this is one of the most embarassing things I’ve ever seen. She’s clearly one of those crazy Churchy-youth-group-organizing Jehovah’s Witnesses or something, that much is obvious. Two questions: how is one “technically a virgin”? Is it like when the local Pastor’s daughter who has taken […]
Environment Canada Studies Drugged Spiders
Studying the effects of drugs on the body is no new task. However, this particular research group took it to a different level by exposing web-building spiders to various forms of drugs to study their subsequent responses and abilities. Enjoy the show, this is probably the best example of Canadian government research I’ve EVER seen. […]
Californication Season 3 – Episode 1 and 2 HD Downloads
EPISODE 1 – http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K5LRKMYW EPISODE 2 – http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AOT8DP3R Hank Moody is back my friends. For anyone wishing to get a sneak peak at the season, here’s a couple HD pre-air downloads for you to warm yourself up with the first two episodes. My thoughts? As good as I could have hoped. Some of the dialogue […]
Pedobear – The Official Mascot for Pedophilia
While I originally intended for this piece to be a big time feature article that would garner thousands of hits in the long term, I realized that this is a great example of when my overly tasteful and classy sense of humour would not be well received both by my readers, and by my fellow […]
Drunk Yoga – The New Fad?
Yoga has been immensely popular over the last few years and it’s no surprise that many folks have created studios marketing “specific” types of yoga. The most popular form, “moksha”, was always one of the best places to meet young, fit women (and old, fit women for that matter) in a setting outside of the […]
Michael Moore’s “Capitalism: A Love Story” Preview
Michael Moore is often criticized for having the intellect of a dish rag. Doesn’t matter to me if you think he spreads out-of-context or false information. Chances are you just want the world to fit the mould that you’ve made for it. That’s okay, I’m certainly not against the age-old “ignorance is bliss” idiom, I […]
Watch District 9 (HD Quality Download)
Great movie, great acting, great story, great characters. Ultimately, a great message. And if you’re admittedly/proudly too dumb or desensitized to care about storyline, metaphors or allegories, this movie is still for you. This movie gets two thumbs way up (Megan Fox’s ass…whoops). Anyways, some quality pirates have uploaded an amazing HD quality screener copy […]
What’s G?
Let me just preface this by saying that I’m G. Just outright G nothing but and nothing less. I know a lot of you out there want to be G, and I see you walking around with your heads down wondering what it takes to be G. Well truth is, either drink a gatorade, get […]
Tenga – Tomorrow’s Masturbation Technology Today!
Yes, men, we are all saved. Women are finally obsolete and we can finally pleasure ourselves with the best masturbatory invention ever created. Actually I’m lying, but Japan did just fuck up the sex toy market royally by providing the male equivalent to the long, enduring “dildo” (my puns come naturally!). Now all a Japanese […]
Women Take Note: Fashion Mistakes You Need Not Make Around Campus
I’m not about to sit here and tell you guys that I’m a fashion guru or anything like that. I’m a regular guy that walks around campus looking at other regular girls. So while I may not be able to provide you with a master’s degree in fashion and design (AKA not gay), I can […]
Kanye Strikes Again at Patrick Swayze!? (RIP)
Ya well this is kinda in bad taste I guess, but in all honesty Patrick Swayze is a legend. Women love him because of Dirty Dancing, men love him because he was in some badass movies, and geeks all around the world love this guy because he made 6-15 geek movies that were actually pretty […]
WTF Moment of the Week: Mother Finds Her Long Lost Son
Fox News Reports the following: Aimee Louise Sword of Waterford Township, near Detroit, was arraigned this week on three charges of criminal sexual conduct for the alleged rape of her biological son, whom she put up for adoption more than 10 years ago, MyFOXDetroit reported. Prosecutors say the boy is still a minor, but won’t […]
