Author Archive for SilentAssassin
Silent Assassin likes to let his name and writing speak for themselves. He probably knows where you live and there is a 99.9% chance that your mom/wife/girlfriend cannot resist his charm.
The Hangover Part II: Trailer
The Hangover Part 2 hits theaters on May 26, 2011!
5 Reasons to Support “Black Valentine’s Day”
Before I can explain why you should support “Black Valentine’s Day“, it is important to explain what it actually is. Just like black is the absence of light, Black Valentine’s Day is essentially the absence of Valentine’s Day and everything to do with it. It’s that simple. Some would also call this “Anti-Valentine’s Day” but this term […]
The Dean Blundell Show and Hypnotized Girl-on-Girl Action
For those of you who did not catch this action this morning on the Dean Blundell Show, I strongly recommend you take the time to observe this video. Riddle me this: What do you get when you take Female Adult Entertainers and you hypnotize them with a bunch of guys calling the shots? The answer […]
Ice Cold Heineken. Does More Then Quench Your Summer Thirst
With the snow falling down (I mean sideways) and winds blowing, it is hard to think of anything else right now. Well hopefully this can foster some appreciation for the cold.
WTF Moment of the Week: Handicap Elevator Fail.
You know initially I felt bad for the guy in the wheelchair, but then I soon realized he’s a DBag and deserves what came to him.
Not Getting Enough Beer For Your Buck At A Kegger? We Have The Solution.
We have all been in this horrible situation. Your at a Kegger and the beer is flowing. Beer pong in one corner, flip cup in another, and a keg stand comp. is happening in the backyard. In no time your cup is empty and your looking for the closest keg. This is when disaster strikes. […]
Viagra in the Process of Changing its Name
All drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it’s generic name is Acetaminophen… Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a […]
WTF Moment of the Week: Adult Choir Fail
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I like old people, but not when they pull Sh%t like this. Ok that was harsh, but this is just horrible.
Felatious Turkey Call on the US National News
An action like this has consequences that can never be reversed. Now every male that works for the news station and a portion of the US of A has insight into this ladies personal skill set. LDU would like to spread her love to the people of Canada. You have to hand it to this girl. There […]
Get Yourself a Trunk Monkey…
There are some situations where having a trunk monkey is absolutely necessary, but if you need a monkey to stop kids from throwing eggs at your car, then your a bitch! I mean go to the gym…I mean watch UFC…I mean own CoD.
Kindergarten Art Assignment
When your 5 or 6 years old, you want to be just like your parents. So, when the teacher asks, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” to a young girl, the answer is easy. Just like Mommy.
Tis the Season For Offside Christmas Cartoons
Its Christmas and you’re tired of all that, “What are you doing with yourself these days?” conversation. Bust out the laptop and show grandma what you actually have been doing with your spare time…
I Think Mom is Santa???
I think the empirical evidence speaks for itself. I smell your light saber…
WTF Moment of the Week: Someone F@#ked Up Human Evolution
Back in Biology 101 I learned that through natural selection the human species is constantly evolving into a more desirable population, where the most desirable member reproduce and the least desirable….Not So Much. However, after seeing the images below I started to doubt Darwin’s Theories. It seems more logical that God created these characters right […]
Take 2 Minutes Today To Remember
Take a couple minutes today to actually remember those who have and are currently serving in uniform. On November 11, 1999 Terry Kelly was in a drug store in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. At 10:55 AM an announcement came over the stores PA asking customers who would still be on the premises at 11:00 AM to […]
Sometimes People Are The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time…In Front Of A Camera
Sometimes unfortunate things happen to people in public. Sometimes they happen in front of the police, which can ruin your day. Sometimes they happen in front of a camera and get posted all over the interweb. That sh*t ruins your reputation.
Couples Sex Stories
Two women were chatting in the office. Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you? Woman 2: Yes. Woman 1: Was it good? Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and […]
The Luckiest People on Earth
There is no question that the people in this video have a giant Clydesdale horseshoe up their ass and probably sleep on a bed of 4 leaf clovers. You simply can’t find this kind of luck any other way.
You Need to Add The Wing Suit To Your Christmas List!!!
Trying to figure out what would be the perfect gift to find under the tree this December 25th? Well if you have complete disregard for your own safety, want to stare death in the eyes, or be the baddest mother trucker of all your people, then the Wing Suit is a must. If you get […]
Want To Be The Centre of Attention? How To Be The Focal Point In Every Facebook Photo.
I could spend hours, days, or weeks using the written word to explain the secret to becoming the focal point of every picture. As a professional in the Art of Education, I know and understand that there are different types of learners out there. Personally I am a visual learner and I think it is […]
The Good Ol’ Days: Why Our Great Grandparents Were So Happy
As children, most of us have heard our parents, grandparent, and if we were lucky, our grandparents speak of the “Good Old Days”. It is safe to say that after “Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas” we can understand what our parents were talking about. After skimming over a few pages of a 1940′s “Good […]
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The Church of God [The Secret to Meeting Jesus]
As it stands, I have never spent any time in my life with in the confines of a Church. I strongly believe this is because too much of that time would be spent in confessions. The way I see it is you don’t do something wrong if you never admit to doing it. Thats an LDU proverb […]
The Whores Races: Who Do You Have Your Money On?
An Australian race track, The Gold Coast Turf Club, has decided to take the ugly habit of gambling on races to a new level. They have decided that watching horses run down a turf track is no longer entertaining. The new spectacle will be women in bikinis foot racing. The entrance fees for any interested […]
Cebu Pacific Airlines: The Travelling Air Show
When you fly Cebu Pacific Airlines, you don’t just get good service, tasty food, and quick travel throughout the Philppines. You get a Gat Damn Dance show with sexy time flight attendants. I have no supporting evidence for this, but I am pretty sure the clothes come off soon after this video ends. This is how […]
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Herbal Essences…For Men [This Sh*ts Good]
We all know how great Herbal Essences is . It smells like nature, so it has to be good. I bet you didn’t know it was this good.
Cell Phone Use Causes Rare Fatal Form of Cancer
A recent Globe and Mail article (Click Here) wrote about the effects of cell phone use on the brain. Apparently there has been a positive correlation between the increased use of cell phones in society and the prevalence of glioma (a rare brain tumor). Cellphone devices connect via microwaves, which in the past were […]
Australia’s Next Top Model Host Fail
Recently the Host of Australia’s Next Top Model made the worst of all possible mistakes in a contest of that nature. Check it. She really F*cked up!
Katy Perry Does It Again on SNL
So a little while ago we saw Katy Perry on Sesame Street (Katy Perry Gives A Million Kids Their First Boner On Sesame Street [Video]) Well it looks like shes doing it again on SNL.
How to Handle People You don’t Want to Talk to.
Sometimes people come up to you, try and make conversation or ask question an you straight up don’t want to talk to them. Telling that person off is socially unacceptable, so this may be the best alternative.
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When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong [TV Version]
Viera Plasma TV’s try to make you television watching experience as real as possible. Some times keepin’ it real can get out of hand.
Dog Saves Dog After Being Hit By Car
This is pretty amazing. This video proves that other (so called simpler) creatures exhibit empathy like humans do. Would you help the dog if you were there?
Call of Duty: Black Ops
If you are looking for way to get away from studying and writing paper, then all you have to do is wait until November 9th. From that date on your priorities will change from achieving an 80% average to: 1) NOT achieving Academic Probation and 2) complete domination of COD Black Ops. For more Details Check the official […]
Farmer Bails Himself in Hay
This has been a redneck moment. I’d vote this guy Mayor of his township with a stunt like that.
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Go Out and Watch MACHETE!! [Official Trailer]
Tonight is the first night the action/adventure movie Machete is playing. The movie portrays an ex-Federale launching a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss after being betrayed by the organization who hired him. The main weapon involved is a large slashing knife and features Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, and […]
A Lifeguard with A Sense of Humour
This lifeguard has a huge set. Straight up! I support his conduct in this video.
This Is Why MAN Needs a Toolbox
And this is why you NEED to learn the power you are holding onto before you use it: And …ummmm yea….. A little military training is good for everyone.
Front Independent Suspension is a Good Thing
If you’re a male and you do not understand why you need independent front suspension in your car, or what it is for that matter, this video should clear everything up for you.
You Can’t Say Your Sexuality Problems are Worse Than This Guy
A Chinese man who has dealt with huge breasts for the last 10 years finally had them surgically removed. Guo Qingpo, 53, from Dezhou, Shandong province, first began to grow man breasts, or “moobs” 10 years ago. At the start, he didn’t think anything of it, believing he was simply putting on weight as he […]
Vintage Carnation Milk Advertisement: Keepin’ It Real
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers […]
Greatest Soccer Commercial EVER!!!
It’s about time women had some time in th soccer spotlight.
The War on Terror in Afghanistan: No Place is Safe for the Taliban
There is no place for a terrorist to hide anymore.
The 8th Sin: Wasting Beer.
The moral of the story is NEVER waste beer!
The End Of History: 55% Beer Served In a Squirrel
You’d expect a lot from a bottle of beer costing $765. What you get is 55 percent alcohol — and served in a squirrel. According to Scottish firm BrewDog, “The End of History” is the “strongest, most expensive and most shocking beer in the world.” Just 12 bottles were made and the company has already […]
Breaking Down the Language Barrier…or Not!
Most of us are acutely aware of our parents or grandparents ignorance to the modern world. However, if you can throw a language barrier in there as well, the results can be hilarious! Check it.
