Each week we will be bringing you a handful of completely and utterly fucked up headlines, videos, images, links and anything else that will make you scream ‘WTF’.
With that said, if you have anything to submit to the series, email firstname.lastname@example.org and if your submission makes us say ‘WTF’, we’ll gladly feature it in an upcoming week crediting you.
Without further adieu…..
1. Bacon Flavoured Condoms with Bacon Flavoured Lube
J&D, who brought you bacon shaving cream, have released bacon condoms. Each has an image of bacon on it all the way to the end. And if that’s not enough bacon love for you, the condoms are filled with J&D’s “baconlube,” a water-based meat-flavored personal lubricant.
The condoms are sold in packs of three for $9.99 on BaconCondoms.com. Each pack comes in wrappers and a box that are both printed with images of bacon.
The biggest WTF part of the entire concept is that anyone would give a BJ with the presence of a condom.
2. Gay British Teen, Dies After Being Set On Fire At Birthday Party
We aren’t sure what screams WTF more… the fact the guy lit another human on fire and watched him burn, or the fact some incompetent judge only sentenced the douchebag to 3 1/2 years.
The BBC reports that 20-year-old Jordan Sheard has been sentenced to three and a half years in jail for the death of Steven Simpson, a gay teen by setting him on fire, after pleading guilty to manslaughter charges. Simpson, 18, died one day after sustaining significant burns in June 2012.
Simpson had Asperger’s syndrome, a speech impairment and epilepsy. The teen had reportedly been dared to strip down to his underpants before being doused in tanning oil, after which Sheard set him aflame at the party.
Other reports said that anti-gay messages, including “gay boy” and “I love d*ck,” had been found scrawled across Simpson’s body.
3. The Real Story of the Justin Bieber Execution/Castration Gone Wrong
Hatched in prison by a convicted murderer with a case of Bieber Fever gone bad, it was a grotesquely twisted plan: Kidnap the then-18-year-old pop star while he played Madison Square Garden, execute and castrate him. If not for one wrong turn, it might have been the most infamous celebrity crime of the century. Inside the plot to assassinate—and desecrate—the world’s greatest teen idol.
4. What. The. Fuck.
5. Ink Tattooing Is For Pussies
In the most disturbing of the 5, the picture above is the ‘after effect’ from… ugh, how do we say this… getting pieces of skin from your back cut off in the design of something, then allowing it to heel.
Warning: IMAGES ARE DISTURBING – CLICK HERE TO SEE BEFORE – DURING – AFTER
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