Who the F&*@ is Taylor Swift Anyway?

No but seriously… who the fuck is Taylor Swift? I know I’ve heard the name, but I couldn’t for the life of me think of a single song she’d put out, much less think of the video in question. But I HAVE seen the Single Ladies video about a BILLION times… naked. Anyway, I realized after our 3rd post about the gay fish Kanye that we’d said little about Ms. Swift at all, and here’s why- SHE’S A FUCKING COUNTRY SINGER! And not even a good one. The video above? It sucks. Its actually really, really, reeeeally bad. It was once a good idea; everybody’s seen it; its been done many times before; its tired; its used up; its pretty much Pam Anderson’s vagina. Single Ladies was technically just another dance routine, but at least it was a really cool dance routine. Not the best video of all time or anything, but the replay value was huge. It was emulated on multiple occasions. We didn’t see anything like that for the T-Swift video. Hell I hadn’t even watched it until TODAY! Anyway, here’s 10 random facts about Taylor Swift:

1. Around age 11 She was a member of Kirk Cremer’s  kid’s sketch comedy group, TheatreKids Live.

2. Shortly afterward, she sang the national anthem at the US Open (wasn’t the Canadian one,  so who cares?)

3. She became the youngest songwriter on staff at Sony, at 14.

4. Her first song Tim McGraw was released on Billboard at #6 (I’ve never heard of that one either)

5. She’s the most searched artist on Myspace (but not Jizzhut)

6. She`s won a shitload of country music awards (but never a BET award… the one that matters)

7. She bangs has an on-again off-again relationship with Joe Jonas *wretches*

8. SHE DID A TRACK WITH T-PAIN  (see below)

9. She got embarrrrrassed by Kanye West (no real news there)

10. She was born in 1989… so we’re allowed to look at the gallery below and masturbate appreciate this natural beauty with a clear conscience.