What The F*ck Is Club Scout? : The Lion's Den University
Class Notes - 04/26/17

04/26/17 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

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What The F*ck Is Club Scout?

Welcome Back, Sexies!

Finally, an app that will encourage girls to wear even less when they go out! Thanks to the guys at Club Scout Inc, I won’t have to freeze my tits off this winter waiting in line for the bars (not that I usually wait #toohotforlines). These geniuses have developed an app (it’s actually a mobile site – but we won’t get too technical) that will help you get your shit together so as to maximize partying abilities. Download Club Scout on your smartphone and you can monitor wait time to go to bars, organize and plan events, and see what your friends (and perhaps that sexy mofo you’ve had your eye on) are all up to. What is this sorcery? Well, Club Scout mainly runs on unicorn blood and rainbows, but there’s some other details you’ll want to know.

To get set up, you create a profile with your name and a sexy picture of your choice to assure that when you send a request to that recent infatuation, they’ll be more than down to join you. On your profile, you’ll have a list of your friends, your plans, your ranking, and where you’re at. You can also update your sitch, so people know whether you’re going out or on recovery (let’s be serious – you’re not staying in to actually do homework).

When you arrive at a bar with Club Scout running on your smartphone, you’ll be stamped, and your profile will be updated, so your friends know that you managed to stumble through the front doors in one piece. This information will show up in ‘The Spotlight’, a live feed of where your friends have all been stamped. You can also choose to connect your updates to Twitter and Facebook.

Next to the Spotlight, we have Spots, a listing of all the bars in the city you’re connected to. No more chilly breeze caressing your hoochie, because Club Scout technology will monitor users’ waiting time in line, so you can see the average wait time for the night as well as a live feed of the most recent wait times. So, come November, you’ll finally be able to coordinate your outfit with how long you’ll be enjoying the London-nipple-hardening-frost.

Not only can you prep yourself for the bars, but Club Scout will help you coordinate with everyone else. The ‘Plans’ function on  the site allows you to devise a scheme for the night. Plot your predrink, your party, your after party (and the after-after party for the hardcore partiers like me). Invite friends, merge plans, and watch the sexy times hatch as everyone can actually be organized for once. The map feature will also ensure the dumbasses of the group manage not to get lost on their way down the street. Choose to make your plans public or private, so that lurking tag-along doesn’t follow your group around and breathe on your neck all night with their hands down their pants.

Not only are the sexies at Club Scout willing to set all of this up for you for FREE, they also run tons of contests and giveaways, because they really do love you that much. Club Scout recently gave away 2 tickets to Tiesto’s College Invasion Tour with Porter Robinson and 2 VIP tickets to Mord Fustang at the New Yorker in London. This time around, they’ve gone bigger, and we all

Sexy Panda-Monium to Ensue in Cancun!

know that we like it big at Western (at least, that’s what she said). Thanks to Breakaway Tours, up for grabs right now is a trip to Cancun! All you have to do is post a photo on the Club Scout fanpage on Facebook and get the most Likes. If you’re not down to enter, feel free to vote for me HERE (sexual favours are a possibility). If I win, you can see more pictures of me in a bikini (panda head may or may not be included).

The boys at Club Scout are trading the launch date for emails, so be sure to submit your email to their site HERE. You’ll definitely want to be in the know because, word is, they’re planning on one hell of a launch party. And if you lack all other motivation, just know that I’ll be there! On the home page, you can also enter comments or questions. The guys want to accommodate you, so they’re always interested in your feedback and suggestions on how they can make their product better suit your interests. You can email them at contact@clubscout.ca, follow them on Twitter and like them on Facebook.

Send me some votes and loving! (And feel free to add me if you have any questions about my articles – or to lurk my pictures… just refrain from touching yourself.)


Tyne Orgazmix

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