In a strange turn of events, The University Of Western Ontario revealed today that the 2012 USC elections have been postponed until the week of February 27th due to online tampering. Our sources tell us that only one component of the election was actually tampered with, but the powers that be thought it safer to throw the baby out with the bathwater this time around, just to be safe. We can expect a “campaign blackout” to take effect almost immediately, with a relaunch in campaigning the week of the 27th.
So if you thought you were tired of USC election spamming now, wait until you come back from Spring Break to a fully rested, freshly tanned, USC Elections 2.0 team!… Unless of course you’re in Kin, because Kin kids don’t get down with this type of malarkey. Congratulations on running a clean campaign boys and girls. The rest of you could learn a thing or two about healthy active living from these jocks while you’re at it.
We screen shotted the elections page (below), and you can see for yourself here.
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