Typical Western Girl: TSN’s Jennifer Hedger

JohnStewart | Sep 23, 2009 | Comments 9

Often stereotypes arise that are entirely justified. I would like to discuss the tip, just the tip, of South Western Ontario Canada. Here, there exists a magical place where the beer is always cold, something is happening every night of the week, and the girls are something to write home about. However, for some reason, a place that concerns itself with nothing but having a good time has gotten a bad reputation from haters all over the world. This reputation is in large part a result of, “Typical Western Girls” who, somehow, despite their average 8.67/10 appearance and generally pleasant demeanour, have earned the reputation as some of the bitchiest sluts on the face of the planet. While this can be evident from time to time, this brand of broad is by and large just looking to chug beers and have sex with everyone. Can you blame them? No. Are you going to be the one to stop them? No. So sit back, shut up, and enjoy.

Here is an example of a typical Western girl.

After graduation many typical Western girls grow up and become wildly successful at whatever they do even if it is just sex on the reg. Anyway, here is a perfect example of a typical Western girl in that transitional phase between grad and young professional. I give you TSN broadcaster Jennifer Hedger in her post grad formative years. Jen, we here at the LDU give you the one gun salute and say: So what if you made out with some chick on national television? You’d been practicing frequently in the years leading up to that pivotal moment that eventually launched your career. Good on you.

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1. J-Bizz says:

   September 23, 2009 at 7:32 am

   Jennifer Hedger is dope because I have seen her smoke huge cannons in the Ceeps parking lot in between chugging beers and just getting absolutely shitfaced in general. She also played poker with my buddies at Casino Niagara.

   She loses a few dopeness points though for having pointy gremlin teeth and only playing 1-2 NL on a big baller TSN salary.
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3. Kerrtis says:

   September 24, 2009 at 1:53 pm

   I like this. But her tongue sweeps from side to side like Jabba the Hutt’s tail though.. you see that thing!? damn…
4. Hannah says:

   November 11, 2009 at 1:24 pm

   Yeah she clearly is doing the whole “I’m-supposed-to-show-the-tongue-because-guys-think-it’s-hot” thing. Ick.
5. pg says:

   November 11, 2009 at 8:26 pm

   she was a slut
   s-l-u-t

   get loose get loose
   oh wait
   you already are
6. rtmoney says:

   January 11, 2010 at 9:56 pm

   j-hedge’s technique is a little sloppy. she needs to tighten it up…too loose for my liking.
7. mimi says:

   March 2, 2010 at 2:53 am

   She was always a slut – disgusted to see her grinning mug at the olympics – ‘course porn flicks were her next option – anything to get noticed. On the Lofters she demonstrated sex positions and how to give head, ran around with a dildo, looked like she had sex with her ugly boyfriend on camera (in the dark) and was generally acted like a superior bitch…good for her but why’s she representing Canada at our Games?
8. Ben Dover says:

   May 6, 2010 at 12:19 am

   Yeah, she talked about blowing some guy on a park bench one night in Toronto while on The Lofters.
9. UWO’s Danielle Hilliard: Bleacher Report’s #4 Hottest Cheerleader! : The Lion's Den University says:

   July 25, 2010 at 9:56 am

   [...] were paying attention TSN would call her up for an exclusive, like we did. Danielle Hilliard and Jennifer Hedger hanging out in an interview… oh how the mind does [...]