It’s no secret that nerds love nude women. Maybe it stems from their socially expected inability to procure access to nude women without some form of monetary exchange, but the 34th Rule Of The Internet is evidence enough of this fact- Nerds love nude.
And the only thing nerds crave more than conventional nude women (see “porn”) is
tentacle porn the viewing of nude nerd women. The the entire cosplay industry hinges on that fact, and it’s much of the reason that women like Olivia Munn, Sara Jean Underwood, Jessica Chobot, or Kari Byron Alex Sim-Wise ever got jobs (aside from talent and charisma, etc).
So, what does this have to do with Veronica Belmont? Well, every net-nerd worth their salt will scour the interweb for nudes of a nerd girl they’ve recently become obsessed with (I have Google alerts to save time), but what most of them don’t count on is the fact that these nerd girls know that these queries are being conducted, because they get the search hits on their own sites, or websites that they’re affiliated with. Here at LDU we get thousands of search hits per month from geeks (and geek girls) looking for nudes of nerd girls for whom nudes don’t actually exist. Having produced Buzz Out Loud for CNET, formerly co-hosting Tekzilla and currently hosting “Fact Or Fictional” on Tech Feed, Veronica Belmont is of course no exception to similar nerd searches.
Taking note of this, Veronica decided to leave a present for all of the “pervs” searching for naked photos of her- In addition to professional non-nudes and candid photos (also below), when you Google “Veronica Belmont nude” via image search you’ll find this:
The recent virality of this discovery of course means that more people have been searching “Veronica Belmont nude” than ever before, but at this point it’s really just all in good fun.
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