The Friday Hangover Cure: Banned Commercials Edition

In between planning how you can ace a class without going to class and brushing up on spitting game, there is no time for such things like commercials.  They simply waste precious minutes that can be used towards something more valuable – like burping contests.  However, by avoiding commercials you also sometimes avoid valuable life lessons.  This Friday, cure your hangover with some stellar banned commercials that showcase chugging beer and having sex with everyone.

1. Durex: Your #1 wingman. He’s always got your back, your front, whatever your preference.

2. Mercedes: Blonde ambition. The epitome of what you’ll find at The D.B. Weldon Library, more commonly known as Club Weldon.

3. Ikea: Good vibrations. This is what happens to those who are less fortunate.  Epic virgins, perhaps?

4. Tuborg: The illusionist. Chugging beer enhances the possibility of having sex with everyone and waking up next to a butterface.  This is why it’s always important to have a sober friend come along to act as an appraiser of the goods.

5. Dodge: When you wish upon a star… If only you could add extra inches, commercial #3 would become irrelevant in life.

Chug a beer.  Have sex with everyone.  Repeat after your hangover.

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