All Entries Tagged With: "Relationships"

Boys, Veronika London Will Be Single & Drunk On Valentine’s Day [Interview]

Valentine’s Day is approaching, so we thought we’d catch up with Veronika and ask her out on a date what her plans were for the 14th, and how she liked working Toro Magazine, on the “Damage Control” relationship segment.
Ok, it’s become very popular recently to hate on Valentine’s Day. What’s your take on the [...]

How To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Hot or Wolf Ugly

Valentine’s Day is under two weeks away, which I think is an acceptable time to dump your girlfriend if she’s not worth the money assess your relationship to determine where it’s going. This chart will help you figure out if your girlfriend is hot or wolf ugly… you’re welcome:

Courtesy Regretfull Morning

Scoring With a Lesbian: Reversing the Typical Conversion

We have all heard the classic story of a relationship starting out well, then slowly declining to the point where one party is not only disgusted by their significant other, but disgusted by the entire gender on the whole.  Yes,  I am talking about the relationship that is SO BAD that it convinces one to [...]

What He Really Means When He Says…

While looking for some inspiration for my next article I came across a quiz at Cosmo.com that, for the most part (minus a few perceived accuracies), is incredibly misleading to any woman pathetic enough to test herself on “what men really mean when they say…” I get it though ladies, I really do. You want [...]

Cosmopolitan Hell: Women Deserve Better

Once upon a time, in a local university town, a 20-something year old bought a Cosmopolitan magazine…

Classically Condition Your Girlfriend

Why try and figure out what women want, when you can program them to get you what you need?

The Friday Hangover Cure: “Relationship” Scripts Edition

When Brian McKnight sang “Back at One” in 1999, he was trying to describe the way a real L-O-V-E relationship should work.  Well, Brian McKnight, your whole song is FALSE.  In the uni realm, things are a bit different.  See for yourself…
One… You’re like a dream come true. / You’re like a bang come true
Two… [...]

How To Be A Slut And Own It

As mentioned in a previous post, I feel that women have a responsibility to assert ownership over their pussies; control the consumption of said product; and are obligated to freely practice this right whenever they so choose. However, for most women this idea seems foreign and distasteful. In  reality many women secretly wish they could [...]

More BJ’s

Boys, sometimes you’re tired and don’t want to physically exert yourself, but still want to get off. Your perfect solution is to get a blow job. You can sit back, relax, watch her lick you like a lollipop, and bust in her mouth (because good girls swallow). Nothing is sexier than a girl who thoroughly enjoys, [...]

The Jean Grey Complex

The Situation: You’re at the bar with your boys, all full of piss n’ vinegar and hunting for the next 1 (Binary Ranking) walking past and BLAMMMEY, you run into that drop dead gorgeous “friend” of yours from class.  Lets be honest about one thing here guys, the only reason you’re “friends” with this person [...]

Why The “Jack-Off” Method of Decision Making Works

Do you really want to leave you house to meet up with this girl? There’s one way to find out.

2010 Freshman Survival Guide 2.99

The only known vaccine against, “the stalker” is to repetitively state that you will never get married, have kids, and are completely incapable of love as you are far too intelligent and practical to feel such an invented emotion

2010 Freshman Survival Guide 2.0

Do NOT fall into the friend zone! This is where your friends get to have sex with all the girls you got to know.

Being In A Relationship Is Like Eating Pizza Everyday

Some of us were talking about the monogamy post and I came up with this along the way.

2010 Freshman Survival Guide: Girls

Just make sure she takes off that promise ring.

I’d Rather Have Sports

The girlfriend may be the only thing that can get in the way of a good time like this. Which relationship do you value more?

The Thrill Of The Kill: And Why Oftentimes, The Thrill Is Better Than The Kill

In earlier times, man roamed the jungles and forests of the world in search of a wild beast to slay. He needed to do this in order to eat and survive. The desire to kill – to chase after something (or better yet, to have that something walk right into your trap) and then successfully [...]

10 Movies To Get You Laid

Nothing says, “Do you want to come over to my place and fuck?” like,“Do you want to come over to my place and fuck?” the next best line is, “Do you want to come over to my place and watch a movie?” If you are looking to get laid pay attention to the following advice, and [...]

An Investment with Massive Dividends

Over the last 100 years there have been many changes in social norms between the sexes. It was only one or two generations ago when the workplace was considered to be the Man’s domain and the Home was considered the Woman’s. Over the years many feminists and equal rights activists have fought to [...]