Stuff Fat People Like: The Beach!

Every once in a while, fat people will build up the nerve to hit the beach and strut their stuff.  The ideal beach day for a fat person consists of minimal walking- they’re out there to find their place and stick to it.  Fat people love feeling the wind come rolling in off the water to air out the area in between their fat crevasses, much like you or I would enjoy a shower after a tough workout.  Pack that beach bag full and bring on the sandwiches and sugar-filled refreshments!