Sex, Casually: 5 Rules For Successful Booty Calls

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard people say that booty calls don’t work. “Someone always ends up having feelings, and ruins it”, they say. I’d argue that booty calls can in fact work, you just have to be clear from the get-go about what type of ‘relationship’ you’re entering into.  A lot of people think rules are made to be broken, this is not the case with a booty call; rules can ensure that when the sex is getting really great someone doesn’t ruin everything by ‘feeling’ something special.

5 Rules For A Successful Booty Call Arrangement:

1. Casual sex should be with someone you wouldn’t normally date. Ideally you find this person physically attractive but they lack certain qualities (ie. personality, shared interests, a kind heart, a conscience, youth, etc.) you would require of an actual “partner”. It could be someone you’ve previously had relations with, but this can be dangerous territory, as you run the risk of pesky feelings messing up a good thing. Depending on how good the sex was, this might be a risk you’re willing to take.

2. Arrangements should be made via text messaging. Phone conversations are for friends, family and people you care about. I’ve found that a dirty text message goes a long way, and adds a little allure to a situation you both know is going to lead to fucking.

3. No less than 80% of your time spent with this person you should be partially or fully naked.

4. If this person is in a foul mood, your only recourse is to fuck it out of them. You can not spend time listening to their personal problems, discussing feelings, or debriefing their horrible day.

5. Get creative.  This person doesn’t matter in your real life, so you can be that person you’ve always wanted to be in the bedroom (or living room, kitchen and hallway).  Try new things, boss each other around, get acrobatic, BE VOCAL – both of you are there for one thing, so make it count.

WARNING: Under no circumstances should you:

1. Take a bath together
2. Go out on actual dates… unless it’s part of role playing.
3. Have a sleepover
4. Continue if one person wants something more
5. Convince yourself that a booty call will do when what you really want is a relationship.
6. Use the phrase “making love”, as that is NOT what you’re doing… you’re fucking.