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Today’s situation is a familiar one for most guys: The mounting frustration caused by that one girl whom you’ve been talking to for the past week, however the the issue with this week long conversation is that it could have been wrapped up in about 30 minutes last Tuesday if the girl in question had simply texted you back that day. I’m sure you know the type- These girls love to take their time when responding to that interested guy, and for what reason? Guys may never truly know. Although, after discussing this topic with a girl on Friday night I gathered some insight – My friend claimed that girls only take too long, because they aren’t actually interested in the guy, but they like the ongoing attention when it suits their schedule (sound familiar?), so they will see how long the guy can stay interested before playing this game with a new one. The best part comes when the girl actually does text back, because it will be with one of these three responses:
- She will claim to have never seen your text until the time of her response (in this case a week later), even though she has probably been texting her friends constantly
- She will ignore parts of your text, and only respond to certain points/queries, OR ignore your entire text and talk about something entirely unrelated
- Act like it hasn’t been 2 days to a week since you sent the text, and that it is OK to be answering now at her leisure
Guys, unless you somehow convince her to start liking you in a hurry (
send her a dick pic), don’t wait around for girls that are so very willing to waste your time. Instead delete her contact ASAP, that way the next time she texts you, your response will be “Who is this?” Girls hate that *chuckles*
If you have other girls you’re talking to and they actually answer within a respectable time-frame, then focus on them. If you don’t, then it’s time to re-up on your prospects. Get off your ass, crush a 6-pack and go meet some girls worth
sleeping with talking to.
[Editor- aka Chug a beer, have sex with everyone]
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