Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander: Shaquille O’Neal’s Miniature Girlfriend [Gallery] : The Lion's Den University
Class Notes - 03/28/17

03/28/17 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

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Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander: Shaquille O’Neal’s Miniature Girlfriend [Gallery]

Shaq Allegedly Married Nicole Hoopz Without A Prenup (Click For Story)

A lot of websites are ragging on these photos, because Shaquille O’Neal’s new girlfriend is kind of short… And we are too! LOOK AT HER! SHE’S SO SHORT AND HE’S SO TALL! THEY DON’T MATCH! THE COMEDY! IT WRITES ITSELF! Ok, I’m done. But yeah, I’ve seen other basketball players with their girlfriends and wives at events and they’re all pretty short comparably speaking. Nicole probably isn’t wearing heels either, so who knows? Maybe they won’t look as silly when they show up at an actual event. Either way, these pictures are still hilarious.

Now that I think about it, Shaq has been with Nicole for a while. At least since he shot this Beyonce parody in drag with her in the car. So really this isn’t news at all. Damn you interwebs!


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  1. Laicee says:

    It’s always a rlieef when someone with obvious expertise answers. Thanks!

  2. [...] remember Nicole from our last article about the couple, back when the interweb lawled so hard at this picture of them together that is almost exploded (it did pee a [...]

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