Shaq Allegedly Married Nicole Hoopz Without A Prenup (Click For Story)
A lot of websites are ragging on these photos, because Shaquille O’Neal’s new girlfriend is kind of short… And we are too! LOOK AT HER! SHE’S SO SHORT AND HE’S SO TALL! THEY DON’T MATCH! THE COMEDY! IT WRITES ITSELF! Ok, I’m done. But yeah, I’ve seen other basketball players with their girlfriends and wives at events and they’re all pretty short comparably speaking. Nicole probably isn’t wearing heels either, so who knows? Maybe they won’t look as silly when they show up at an actual event. Either way, these pictures are still hilarious.
Now that I think about it, Shaq has been with Nicole for a while. At least since he shot this Beyonce parody in drag with her in the car. So really this isn’t news at all. Damn you interwebs!
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