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Class Notes - 04/27/17

04/27/17 - Class Notes

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New Underwear Comes With Built-In Penis

Alright so it’s not an actual fully-functional penis… It’s a jock shaped like a penis. But hey, it’s a way for your penis to look bigger. And it will actually work. Move over spam emails promising to enlarge manhood.

Designer and reality TV show guy Andrew Christian, who is well-known for his work on The Janice Dickinson Project and The Fashion Show, recently released his own underwear line. And he got a bit creative with it. Basically, they all come with a bulge — a built-in, padded cup bulge.

According to the press release he released when releasing the new line of innovative underwear, the Shock Jock Flirt Boxer & Brief are “revolutionary new skivvies that feature a soft hidden cup, sculpted into a penis shape, available in black or white models, that adds around 2 inches to guy’s frontal measurement to make him feel more confident.”

They come in black and white. Hmmmmm, I wonder which will sell better (cough cough).

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  1. jitterbugg says:

    these are misleading and thus unfair as hell … but, us girls wear push up bras – not much of a difference that I can see.. power to ya boys!

  2. SKAA says:

    As a guy, this sounds ridiculous! Like hell you can make it out through a pair of jeans or even though a pair of swim shorts!

    Besides, they are about just as big as a regular sized penis! This thing screams “douchebag”!

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