Urban Dictionary defines a PAWG as a:
Phat Ass White Girl: girl with a fat ass that is white.
With that simple explanation in mind, you will immediately understand why I’m citing Lindsey Sebastion, and her assets (prepare for a few ass puns), as an extremely accurate example of everything a pawg is meant to be. When Mos Def referenced an “ass so fat, you can see it from the front” he was talking about Lindsey’s level of gluteal maximization.
So, what do we know about Lindsey Sebastian? Not a whole lot really, butt we’ll give you a break down of the 9 things we do know:
1 – She is originally from Washington, DC, and now resides in Miami, Florida, which means that she has a naturally occurring tan… So I can’t figure out why she spray-tans herself so damn much. It isn’t always a problem, butt in some of these photos it’s just too much.
3 – Her official Twitter is @LuvLinz831, she still has a MySpace up and you can find her on the Facebook, but you need her permission to fully see any of those profiles… Yes, even the Twitter account.
5 – She’s 26
7 – She is known around the web as everything from “Farrah Fawcett With A Body” to “Barbie With A Booty” to “Are You Sure That’s Not Photoshopped?”
8 – Her measurements? How does 34C-21-40 sound on a 5′ 7″ frame at 115lbs? Sounds like every man’s fantassy.
9 – She’s half Cuban, which might explain the secret behind her physique
10 – Also, she has a massive ass. Did I mention that? I should have mentioned that at some point.
With all that knowledge in mind, I now present you with the reason you came here in the first place- Here are that hottest 44 photos of Lindsey Sebastian on the interweb.
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