Last night the Twitterverse was a blaze with Tweets about the Miss Hooters pageant on Spike TV. After a number of skill testing questions and comparison of SAT scores very impressive jiggles down the runway, and numerous applications of spray-tan and oil, Columbus, Ohio’s LeAngella Davis was crowned, rather awarded, the title of Miss Hooters 2010 (with complimentary tickets to the gun-show…talkin bout breasts) as well as $50,000.
LeAngela is the first African American woman to win the international pageant, proving once again that with Obama in office anything is possible. God bless America, and nowhere else.
Honorable mention goes to Samantah Hudyma, who represented us up here in the cold north. Thank you girls, for not tripping, or making excessive use of the term “Eh”.
Courtesy Freaky Gossip
Filed Under: Women & Relationships
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