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Class Notes - 02/25/17

02/25/17 - Class Notes

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Jessica’s Jokes – Jail, Social Security, Professor’s & More

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Enjoy this week’s jokes!

A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge, evil looking guy.

The big guy says, “I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?”

The accountant replies, “Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I’d rather be the husband.”

The big guy says, “Okay, now get over here and suck your wife’s dick.”

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A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asked.

The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.” So he opens his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She says, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.”

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Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers says, “Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air.”

The other hooker looked at her and said, “No, I just burped.”

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Mr. White, the biology professor, at a posh suburban girl’s school, asked during class, “Jennifer, would you name the organ in the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times it’s normal size, and define the conditions.”

Jennifer gasped, then said snottily, “Mr. White, I don’t think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you that my parents will hear of this.” With that, she sat down red-faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. White called on Melissa, and asked the same question. Melissa, with complete composure replied, “The pupil of the eye, in dim light.”

“Correct,” said Mr. White. “Now, Jennifer, I have three things to say to you: one, you have not studied your lessons. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment.”

JJ

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