Jessica’s Jokes – Little People, Naked Suits, Race Car Drivers & More : The Lion's Den University
Class Notes - 04/26/17

04/26/17 - Class Notes

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Jessica’s Jokes – Little People, Naked Suits, Race Car Drivers & More

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Enjoy this week’s jokes!

The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.

“What’s the matter?!? Didn’t I satisfy you when we screwed?” he asked. “It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble,” said the angry woman. “In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, ‘What perfect headlights.’ Then you felt my thighs and murmured, ‘what a smooth finish.’”

“What’s wrong with that?” asked the driver. “Nothing, but then you felt my pussy and yelled, ‘who the hell left the garage door open?’”

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A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. “What are you doing!” insists her mother. “Mom, it’s my love dress! Don’t you like it?” “I’ll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over,” replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.

A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter’s house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her. “Now what are you doing?” “Mom, it’s my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!” “I’ll give you a few more weeks,” replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.

Later that night, the mother decides to try it for herself. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude. “Honey, what are hell are you doing!” remarks the husband. “It’s my love dress, dear! What do you think of it?” “Well, to be perfectly honest,” replies her husband, “I think you should have ironed it first!”

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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, “I have a dead pussy.”

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.”

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A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman’s apartment.

“I can’t imagine what it will be like making love to a midget,” said the woman, “especially with the size difference and all.”

“Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes,” said the midget.

The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she’d ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.

“If you think that was good,” said the midget with a smirk, “Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!”

JJ

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