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Class Notes - 01/19/17

01/19/17 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

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Jessica’s Jokes – Blowjobs, Pediatrists, Sneakers & More

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A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?”

“Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.

“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?

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A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired after the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.

He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally the doctor’s assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.

“My goodness”, she exclaimed, “I was expecting to see a foot.”

“Well,” he said, “if you’re going to complain about a couple inches then I’ll take my business elsewhere.”

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A guy stops by to visit his friend. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, “My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?”

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend’s 20-year-old twin daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, “Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!”

They stare at him and say, “That can’t be!”

He replies, “OK, let’s check!” He shouts at his friend down the stairs, “Both of them?”

“Yes, both of them!”

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