James Cameron’s Avatar = Disney’s Pocahontas

I’ve been saying this for weeks, and many of my colleagues have agreed: Avatar = Pocahontas on crack. Many have added that the film’s plot is also likened to that of Dances With Wolves… which I have not seen, but we’re not talking about me, so shut your mouth when you’re talking to me you dirty pirate hooker that conversation will have to wait for another day.

What? Ok yeah. James Cameron’s Avatar = Disney’s Pocahontas on meth. Need further evidence other than my own ranting? Well, Freelance copywriter Pascal Boogaert shares my sentiment, and went so far as to edit Pocahontas’ synopsis (seen below) to illustrate the undeniable similarity. Observe (click to enlarge):

In conclusion: If anybody is down to do some hard drugs and rewrite The Lion King with me for the next 17 years you can reach me at nathan@lionsdenu.com…. we’re going to be rich… and there’s but one easy way to find out if I’m joking.