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Class Notes - 04/28/17

04/28/17 - Class Notes

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Jacky’s Sass: 20 Women Worthy Of The Girl Crush

girl crush [gurl kruhsh] noun – Feelings of admiration and adoration which a girl has for another girl, without wanting to shag said girl. A nonsexual attraction, usually based on veneration at some level.

Inspired by the one and only Jenna Marbles, Jacky’s Sass is exploring the three levels of the illusive girl crush. In one of her best posts ever, Jenna explains the nuance of the “girl crush”, breaking it down into three general levels. Ladies, enjoy Jenna’s video and the images below to help identify and embrace that girl crush.

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Level 1 Girl Crush: I love you, let’s be best friends?

We all know those girls as the ones that are super funny and cool and crazy nice and just all around fantastic. The women who induce this level of girl crush are those who have the ability to make you want to be friends with them without actually knowing them. It must be the their deadly mix of beauty and charisma.

 1 - Kristen Wiig


2 – Jennifer Lawrence


3 – Khloe Kardashian


4 – Zooey Deschanel


5 – Emma Stone


Level 2 Girl Crush: I love you, I want to BE you.

Level 2 Girl Crush is when a girl is attracted to another girl, not because they actually think they’re nice or want to know them, but because they’re so damn perfect that you just want their life. The women pertaining to Level 2 are typically very good looking, and have desirable features, while also being nice/talented/not annoying enough to jealously hate them for their beauty.

6 – Kim Kardashian


7 – Blake Lively


8 – Charlize Theron

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9 – Kate Moss


10 – Eva Mendes


Level 3 Girl Crush: Full Blown Lesbionic Attraction

This level of girl crush is the kind that takes some girls a little while to come to terms to. When you find your first Level 3 girl crush, you stop for a minute and think “No… could I be”? But you’re not a lesbian; you just appreciate a hot woman when you see one. Although given a drink (or 5) and/or the right situation, you may be down for what Jenna Marbles has termed a “scissor sandwich”.

11 – Megan Fox


12 – Jennifer Lopez


13 – Adriana Lima


14 – Halle Berry


15 – Angelina Jolie


Level 4 Girl Crush: Women Who Embody all of the Above

Because I feel this is necessary, I am adding a fourth level of girl crush to the list. There are just some women who fall into every category in this list, and are therefore in a league of their own.

16 – Mila Kunis


17 – Rihanna


18 – Jennifer Aniston


19 – Sandra Bullock


20 – Beyonce


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