How To Tell If You’ll Have Sex On Valentine’s Day

There’s no question about it: Velentine’s Day for a university student isn’t about the chocolate, or the fancy dinner, or about love or spending time with that special someone. These are just a means to an end… it’s really about the sex. Here’s a quick and easy flow chart that will help you figure out if you’re going to get lucky on the 14th, or be sitting at home enjoying a self-induced double-fisted-handjob. [Ed. Please note the erroneous age specification on the flow chart. Obviously if you're 19 in this fine country of ours, you're free to get wasted at the Ceeps, and hell if you've got cousins in Montrael you can do it a year earlier... damn Yanks.]

Courtesy Regrettful Morning