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Class Notes - 10/30/14

10/30/14 - Class Notes

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Hilary Duff: Gets Engagement Ring, Brags To Friends, Gives Blowjob

Let me begin by saying… I`m not even mad. The four images above describe best practice for the female species. Recording artist, actress, and general blonde bimbo Hilary Duff has made front page news in the blogosphere for being awesome for a change. Recently she received a one million dollar ring from NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie, took a moment to text her friends, and got down to business by saying thank you in the only way a woman can appropriately thank a man for a job well done: with an immediate blowjob.

We applaud the soon to be Mrs. Comrie for a near perfect sequence of responses. What could she have done better? Give the man a blowjob before she picture messaged her friends… next time. We’ve also got a few articles Hillary should take a look at:

SeX Files: An In-Depth Guide on How to Give Great Blow Jobs

Anal: Hitting the Wrong Hole on Purpose

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  1. Nate Black says:

    the most perfect response!!!

  2. Cory Litwin says:

    That was me by the way, not nate black haha

  3. Tabitha says:

    This is just superb material Nate

    I really appreciate being able to catch Hilary outside of the “good girl” role she is always trying to play. Especially since in this case it involves a hockey player and I think he is Canadian as well …?

  4. Just as the male gets down on his knee to start the proposal process, I think it is just natural that the female gets down on her knees to seal the deal. A roasted BEAST prepared nekkid that evening would make this more perfect Nate. At least in my world.

  5. Theresa says:

    I don’t think Hilary is trying to play the “good girl” role… She is simply trying to keep her sexual life private. How would you like it if people were constantly trying to catch you hooking up… Especially when most of your fan base consists of pre-teens?

    Anyway… Thatta girl Hilary!

  6. shey says:

    this actually looks legit…

  7. Jolie says:

    If you looked at the whole set of photos, you would see that there was a photographer up there with them. They were posing, and one of them was of her kissing his tummy.

    what a bunch of perverts ==;

  8. [...] none of really care about worth the media over exposure. Somehow I’m reminded of the time Hilary Duff got an engagement ring and immediately gave her man a blow job. Women of the universe, please take note! Thank you Kate Middleton. Thank you [...]

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