Rule #1: Don’t Die

I have a few rules that I live my life by. The first is obviously chugabeerhavesexwitheveryone except Bruce Buffer but the second is pretty important. Don’t die.

I think dying would seriously suck or at least the process of it would at the very least be disagreeable, I’m sure we can all agree on that. So, I live by life in a manner so that if something might put rule number two in je0pardy I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t do that thing.

This would be one of those things that I wouldn’t do.

I live my life very simply.