The first time I saw a picture of Wisconsin’s Danielle Houghton I thought I was looking at a Photoshopped or otherwise misleading image, because I’ve spent too much time on the interweb, and I’m overly skeptical of everything I see (especially when it comes to images of this nature). It wasn’t until after I saw 19-year-old Danielle on The Chive (of course) that I decided she was worth checking out. What I found was a good case of the “WTFs,” because not only are these images of Danielle working at Hooters not Photoshopped, but it would seem that her 32DDD-26-28 dimensions are due in part to an odd medical condition (or something).
According to a few sources (that are almost impossible to verify) Danielle’s large breasts are either due to her chosen brand of birth control, or she suffers from having cysts growing in her chest, that had been drained before but continued to grow. Allegedly, she was to have some sort of “corrective surgery” a while back that would “cure” her condition, but as I said this is all here-say really. Just another layer to the story to be sure, but it may actually be true if we are to believe that this is her current Facebook account.
Real or fake, Photoshopped or or authentic, natural growth or medical anomaly, I think that either way we can agree that there has never been a better time to visit your local Hooters Family Restaurant.
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