If you weren’t jacked for this summer’s season after watching the cast’s rendition of Bye Bye Birdy, then maybe this sultry gallery of a very sensual Christina Hendricks will put you in the mood for… watermelon. Can we please turn “eating watermelon” into some sort of sexual innuendo? Send your suggestions to email@example.com and we’ll put the dirtiest minds in North America on it.
With regards to the shoot itself, this is Christina at her best. The corset is tight, and the guns are out. Full hair in this shot also gives her the “after sex” look that we all know and love. What’s odd is the article that accompanies the shoot. The opening paragraphs are by far my favourite:
We love your body. If we’re in love with you, we love your body. Your potbelly, everything. Even if you’re insecure about something, we love your body. You feel like you’re not this or that? We love your body. We embrace everything. Because it’s you.
Speaking of your body, you don’t understand the power of your own smell. Any woman who is currently with a man is with him partly because she loves the way he smells. And if we haven’t smelled you for a day or two and then we suddenly are within inches of you, we swoon. We get light-headed. It’s intoxicating. It’s heady.
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