Celebrity Boob Jobs Gone Wrong

Plastic Surgery has exploded in popularity over the past two decades and celebrities are no stranger to this medical phenomenon. With the millions of dollars they earn annually, you would think celebrities could have Salma Hayek-esque boobs without it being blatantly obvious they had surgery. Think again. While I’ve definitely seen far worse celebrity boob jobs (Tori Spelling), the fact that all of these ladies looked better before their surgeries has earned them a spot on this list.

 5. Audrina Patridge: Most of the male LDU readers are probably wondering why this Hills bombshell is a part of such a humiliating list. While there’s no question Audrina has an enviable body, her trailer park boob job has altered her once wholesome appearance into an upscale hooker. Not to mention that her melons are surrounded by protruding ribs doesn’t help either! For an aspiring actress that wants to be taken seriously, having blatantly fake boobs will not earn you legitimate roles in film and television Audrina. If being killed in the first five minutes of Sorority Row while you were in lingerie didn’t already establish that then I don’t know what will! Unfortunately the only starring roles I foresee in your future will be in the direct- to- DVD bin at Wal-Mart and local Stag Shop. Stop wasting your time auditioning for roles you won’t get and show off those implants in Maxim… again.

4. Pamela Anderson: Deemed as Canada’s most famous and hottest blonde, many would agree Pamela Anderson’s figure is what has made her to be the icon she is today. Anderson clearly wasn’t cast in Baywatch because of her acting skills, nor was anyone else on that show (Sorry Hoff)! She definitely looks amazing for a woman in her 40’s, but what were you thinking when you asked for the equivalent of two small watermelons put in your chest? Did Tommy Lee tell you that was a good idea when he was hallucinating off acid?

Can I be honest with you Pam? You’re a middle-aged mother of two; it’s time to retire the red bikini, bleach blonde weave and clown makeup because you’re not 20 years old anymore and Baywatch ended over a decade ago!

 

3. Victoria Beckham: It pains me to add her to this list among D-listers because I am a die-hard Spice Girls and Victoria Beckham fan, but unfortunately her decision to add two grapefruits to her 100 pound frame cannot be over looked. You’re a fashion icon, right Vic? You should know better than to ask the plastic surgeon for 1980’s stripper tits… that shit ended in the 80’s for a reason! The good news? Unlike Pamela Anderson, you dress age- appropriate and cover up that awful mistake the majority of the time. The bad news? Plastic surgery is irreversible and you’re stuck with those water balloons for life… but you still have the hottest husband in Hollywood!

 

2. Katie Price (Jordan): Katie who? Unless you’re from the UK or frequently visit celebrity gossip site perezhilton.com you probably have no idea who this is. Similar to Paris Hilton, Katie Price is a former glamour model who has attained fame and fortune due to her tumultuous personal life. Gradually looking more like famous drag queen RuPaul, it’s shocking how someone as naturally gorgeous as Katie has gone through such drastic measures to achieve physical perfection. First of all, reality TV pays that well? How are you affording all of these surgeries? Before you become irrelevant and fade into obscurity, I suggest saving your money for something more important, like your three small children maybe? Stop butchering your face and boobs before you look like Joan Rivers!

1. Tara Reid: Truthfully I could write an entire essay about the downfall of Tara Reid, but for now we’ll discuss one of her many awful surgeries. Really though Tara, did you go to Thailand or something to get cheap surgery? Because that is the only acceptable excuse of why you now have Grandma tits! I know you haven’t been cast in a movie in years, but come on; you must have some remaining American Pie money to afford a legitimate plastic surgeon in California! I mean you didn’t blow it ALL on alcohol and partying, right? Even though she has somewhat fixed her botched boob job, every male with decent vision would agree that Tara Reid will never be the smoke show she once was.  

 

 

Remember ladies; the key to plastic surgery is to be subtle and enhance what you already have so you don’t end up looking like this…