So what’s better than constant no-strings attached sex? That would be getting gifts for said sex…I know what you’re all thinking “Hey John, doesn’t that make you a prostitute?” Technically yes, but I would prefer the term “Escort”. So I guess I should elaborate with my story: During my 2nd year I met a lovely young vixen […]
They say the years spent in university are some of the best of your life. They aren’t shitting you by any means. Only in university can you work 60 hours a week for an entire summer, while drinking multiple times a week, and try to bang every single chick you work with, regardless of circumstance. […]
The next morning I was consumed with regret, shame, doubt, rage, and confusion, and that was just waiting in line for Tim Hortons.
I still haven’t slept, and I’m starting to crash worse than single mom who just got home from working three jobs.
My story of when I played Wingman, took the controls, and steered that plane into the ground.
So a couple weeks ago I go out with a couple buddies to do our usual Saturday night assault on our livers. The beer was flowing and the women were flocking. After numerous shots, smashed beer glasses and ignorant commentary it’s 2:30am and we’re leaving the bar … as we’re looking for a cab to […]