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John Mustang: Caught Between a Blob and a Wet Place

John Mustang: Caught Between a Blob and a Wet Place

They say the years spent in university are some of the best of your life. They aren’t shitting you by any means. Only in university can you work 60 hours a week for an entire summer, while drinking multiple times a week, and try to bang every single chick you work with, regardless of circumstance. [...]

JohnMustang | May 23, 2010 | Comments 1
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John Mustang and the Midnight Rape

John Mustang and the Midnight Rape

The next morning I was consumed with regret, shame, doubt, rage, and confusion, and that was just waiting in line for Tim Hortons.

JohnMustang | May 16, 2010 | Comments 1
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The Legend of John Mustang: The Internship and The Self Promotion

The Legend of John Mustang: The Internship and The Self Promotion

I still haven’t slept, and I’m starting to crash worse than single mom who just got home from working three jobs.

JohnMustang | Dec 06, 2009 | Comments 1
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John Mustang: The Kamikaze Wingman

John Mustang: The Kamikaze Wingman

My story of when I played Wingman, took the controls, and steered that plane into the ground.

JohnMustang | Nov 29, 2009 | Comments 3
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John Mustang: The Backseat Skiier

John Mustang: The Backseat Skiier

So a couple weeks ago I go out with a couple buddies to do our usual Saturday night assault on our livers. The beer was flowing and the women were flocking.  After numerous shots, smashed beer glasses and ignorant commentary it’s 2:30am and we’re leaving the bar … as we’re looking for a cab to [...]

JohnMustang | Nov 22, 2009 | Comments 6
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