Class Notes - 03/27/17

03/27/17 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

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46 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [July Edition]

46 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [July Edition]

This month I did something that I should have done a long time ago- I finally took down my “Stop Kony” posters made a category on the site under “LDU Originals” for the Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity monthly column! What this means is that it is now easier to find old editions of […]

5 Reasons We Should Lobby To Extend Toronto’s Last Call

5 Reasons We Should Lobby To Extend Toronto’s Last Call

You know it and I know it- the best nights in Toronto are the nights when, for one reason or another (TIFF, Nuit Blanche, etc), you find out that the bar or club you’re at has a 4am last call, and the party doesn’t have to stop. It is at that point that you and your […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Fishing, Camels, Bulls & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Fishing, Camels, Bulls & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!” he said to the bartender. “We got her!” replied the barkeep. “She’s upstairs in the […]

3 Simple Steps To Making Powdered Alcohol At Home

3 Simple Steps To Making Powdered Alcohol At Home

A few months ago the Palcohol brand made waves online by generating buzz for their “new” powdered alcohol product, with articles on a number of publications. I placed quotes around “new,” because this idea has been around for decades, has been publicized once or twice before, may never actually reach the market, and is actually not very hard to replicate at home. Because we […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Heart Murmurs, Pussy Willows, Cats & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Heart Murmurs, Pussy Willows, Cats & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor spoke to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t […]

Beach Club Festival 2014: Hawaiian Luau Edition [August 16]

Beach Club Festival 2014: Hawaiian Luau Edition [August 16]

Summer is winding down *single tear* so the only logical course of action would be to make sure that these last few weekends are as wild as possible, right? RIGHT! And, by definition, I don’t think that there’s anything wilder than getting white-girl-wasted at Wild Water Kingdom at a luau themed party! That’s right, the […]

Absolut MakerFest: Q-Tip & Theophilus London FREE @ 99 Sudbury August 9

Absolut MakerFest: Q-Tip & Theophilus London FREE @ 99 Sudbury August 9

It has already been a long and incredible summer for events in the city of Toronto, but we’re not finished yet! This Saturday August 9th at 99 Sudbury, Absolut Vodka is bringing hip-hop legend Q-Tip and Theophilus London to celebrate #MakerFest! The maker movement has brought innovative artists, inventors, and entrepreneurs to the forefront who have found […]

VELD 2014: 6 Artists We Can’t Wait To See Live [Audio]

VELD 2014: 6 Artists We Can’t Wait To See Live [Audio]

The arrival of August Long Weekend (yay Civic Holiday!) means two things: 1- Summer is almost over *sigh* and 2- VELD Music Festival is HERE! The last 2 VELD events were absolutely massive, but this year’s festival promises to be bigger and better than ever before! While there are many reasons we’re stoked to get up to […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Apples, Cheerios, Flying Low & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Apples, Cheerios, Flying Low & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him and said, “Mr. Smith, Susie […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Infidelity, Funerals, Princesses & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Infidelity, Funerals, Princesses & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! A woman had been away for two days, visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little girl greeted her by saying, “Mommy, guess what? Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom, and daddy came into the room with the lady next door, and they got undressed […]

4 Of Our Favourite Speakers At International Startup Festival Montreal 2014

4 Of Our Favourite Speakers At International Startup Festival Montreal 2014

We had an incredible experience at the 2014 International Startup Festival in Montreal, and with so much to see, so many people to meet, and so many startups to discover, it was hard not to feel at list a little overwhelmed. One of the many things we couldn’t wait for leading up to the festival […]

Digital Dreams Festival 2014: Highlight Reeling [Video]

Digital Dreams Festival 2014: Highlight Reeling [Video]

Hey, Dreamers! This Canada Day weekend, thousands flooded Ontario Place for the third annual Bud Light Digital Dreams festival hosted by Electronic/Nation. Although each attendee had their own personal highlights- whether it be exchanging neon kandi bracelets; drowning in House of Boom sweat; digging their heels into the Echo Beach sand; getting drenched at the […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Whales, Coke, Breathalyzers & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Whales, Coke, Breathalyzers & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! Two blondes were discussing their heavy smoking habits. “I get such a yen for a cigarette,” said one, “that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard.” “That’s fine for you,” huffed her friend, “but I don’t happen to live in a house that’s […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Strippers, Muscles, Costumes & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Strippers, Muscles, Costumes & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! Once there was a young boy who was curious about what a strip club was like, so one day he decided to sneak into one. As soon as he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched as they started taking of their clothing. That’s when he bolted out the door and […]

35 Tumblr Threads Of Epic Random Hilarity [June Edition]

35 Tumblr Threads Of Epic Random Hilarity [June Edition]

With the World Cup finally winding down, we all need something else to distract from function productivity, and what better way to do that than with Tumblr threads of absolute random hilarity? Nobody gets bitten in any of these 35 threads, but I promise they’ll keep you entertained all the same (seriously who bites people?). […]

3 Must See Speakers At The International Startup Festival Montreal

3 Must See Speakers At The International Startup Festival Montreal

We’ve covered everything from Digital Dreams Festival to Fan Expo, and this year we decided to further extend our coverage of different types of festivals. So when we got the opportunity to go check out the International Startup Festival in Montreal we got really excited! It’s kind of like a music festival, but instead of headlining […]

10 Reasons NXNE Was Better Than Industry Complainers Made It Sound

10 Reasons NXNE Was Better Than Industry Complainers Made It Sound

Another year, another NXNE, another crazy week of attempting to make it through without death. My own, or killing someone else. So, first off I’d like to say that this year was very weird. I admit it wasn’t as good as previous NXNE’s I’ve been to, but I still felt like there was just too much […]

140 Awesome Instagrams From Digital Dreams 2014 [Gallery]

140 Awesome Instagrams From Digital Dreams 2014 [Gallery]

We’ll be rolling out more coverage in the weeks to come, with photos, interviews, a detailed review, and video footage from what I’m sure we can all agree was the BEST Digital Dreams Festival yet, but all of that takes a bit of time. We know that you’re as impatient as we are to relive […]

Jessica’s Jokes – High School Sweethearts, Camels, First Dates & More

Jessica’s Jokes – High School Sweethearts, Camels, First Dates & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! Two sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins, until they losing their virginity to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college, but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Pregnancy Joke Special

Jessica’s Jokes – Pregnancy Joke Special

As most of you are aware, I’m expecting any day now and I am extremely excited to meet my baby boy! With him arriving any day now, I thought I’d make light of the situation with a Pregnancy Joke Special in this week’s edition of Jessica’s Jokes. Love you all and hopefully by this time […]

6 Official DJ Mixes To Keep You Digitally Dreaming [Audio]

6 Official DJ Mixes To Keep You Digitally Dreaming [Audio]

The week we’ve all been waiting for is finally upon us! Digital Dreams 2014 is this weekend, and we can all finally overcome our FOMO from not being at EDC with an epic 2 days in the sunshine, vibing to some of the best DJs on the planet. Our friends at Electronic/Nation have been sharing official […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Poker, Suitcases, Stiff Necks & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Poker, Suitcases, Stiff Necks & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! A boy was walking down the street, when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. “Grandpa what are you doing?” he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. “Grandpa, what are you […]

NXNE 2014: 6 Shows You Won’t Want To Miss [Video]

NXNE 2014: 6 Shows You Won’t Want To Miss [Video]

Hey all! It’s NXNE time, and I’m excited!  I mean, come on.  Let’s be honest.  There is something that’s always so amazing about this week. Some of the best Music, Film, Art and Comedy all wrapped up into one condensed week filled with fun (and sometimes a little too much to drink). If you don’t […]

Beach Club Festival 2014 @ Wild Water Kingdom [Video]

Beach Club Festival 2014 @ Wild Water Kingdom [Video]

On June 21st, 2014, Brampton’s Wild Water Kingdom amusement park will be transformed into one of craziest party experiences you’ve ever seen, and if you have never been to this massive event then this is your year, the Beach Club Festival! This is an all-day event, and the line-up this year is packed with tons […]

24 Kinds Of People Who Use The Word “Irregardless”

24 Kinds Of People Who Use The Word “Irregardless”

Before we get started, I’m going to concede to the fact that “irregardless” is in fact a word, and has been for some time. Those of you who think that it’s not, and fight the good fight against those who use the word commonly, are sadly mistaken, but your hearts are in the right place. […]

40 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [May Edition]

40 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [May Edition]

Spring has sprung, and April showers bring May hashtags… Or something like that. We need some updated idioms. If you’ve never experienced the Tumblr threads of absolute random hilarity, you should probably clear your schedule and peruse the entire catalog, because this shit is pure gold. More Tumblr Threads Here!

This baby is making me look bad!

5 Kinds Of Father’s Day Gifts That’ll Make You The Favourite

After years of avoiding chores, sneaking out and general mischief, I know my dad deserves a solid Father’s Day. I’ll admit it – if there was a troubled-teenager award I’d have been the top contender, smashing through the competition. I’ve long since cleaned up my act, and I want to celebrate my Dad now that […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Prostitutes, Oranges, Forks & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Prostitutes, Oranges, Forks & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! A husband is visiting his wife in hospital, where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. While doing so, the wife lets out a sigh. Pleasantly surprised, the husband runs out and tells […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Doctors, Peanuts, Sex & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Doctors, Peanuts, Sex & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every […]

London Covers: Top 5 Finalists Perform @ LMH May 31 [Video]

London Covers: Top 5 Finalists Perform @ LMH May 31 [Video]

This weekend, on Saturday May 31st, the 5 finalists of the London Covers contest will be taking to the stage for this year’s final events, and the declaration of the 2014 winner. If you’ve been following along, you know that this year’s contest had an open call for local talent to submit their best covers […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Rowboats, Roommates, Reading in Bed & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Rowboats, Roommates, Reading in Bed & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting, and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Cats, Mailmen, Jinxes & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Cats, Mailmen, Jinxes & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! Jason walks into a restroom in an airport, and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says “Hey, can you give me a hand?” Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man’s pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Fleas, Cold Wives, Masturbation & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Fleas, Cold Wives, Masturbation & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12″ tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him, “What the hell is that?” The guy next to him replies, “He’s a pianist!” To which the drunk replies, “Horse […]

60 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [April Edition]

60 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [April Edition]

Another month has come and gone, which means that it’s time to share the best of Tumblr hilarity. If you’re wondering what happend to the March edition, the sad truth is that your mom ate it, out of depression during a bout of binge-gorging, because we took her out for a nice seafood dinner and […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Wine, Pantyhose, Viagra & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Wine, Pantyhose, Viagra & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor “What’s that thing hanging between my husbands legs?” The doctor replied, “We call that the penis.” The new bride then asks, “What’s that reddish/purple thing on the end of the […]

Bailey Pelkman performing at the APK

London Covers: Watch The Top 10 APK Performances [Video]

A few weeks ago the Top 10 finalists in the London Covers competition performed live at the APK, as part of the 2nd round of judging. The judges will be taking these performances, as well as their online submissions into consideration in deciding which 5 will move on to the next round. This is of […]

Digital Dreams Festival 2014 Site-Map Released

Digital Dreams Festival 2014 Site-Map Released

Last week we shared the full lineup for the 2014 Digital Dreams Music Festival, and as we get closer to June 28th, we’re happy to share the newly released site-map for the weekend event! Check it out below, and get your tickets online here or contact Nate Black for hard tickets (647 290 2268).

Aries Music Festival Took London’s Electronic Scene To New Heights

Aries Music Festival Took London’s Electronic Scene To New Heights

The end of year Tent Party has been a staple in London’s electronic scene since its inception (excluding of course the Western Fairground event), however, this year, promoters and event organizers in the city shifted gears, rebranding the expected year-ender as the “Aries Music Festival.” The previously expected outdoor event  was now held inside the […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Frogs, Hillbillies, Waffles & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Frogs, Hillbillies, Waffles & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to a fancy costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. “What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked […]

Full Digital Dreams 2014 Line-Up Released

Full Digital Dreams 2014 Line-Up Released

Day by day and week by week, the names released by the Bud Light Digital Dreams fanpage just kept getting better and better, and now 2 months away from Canada’s most anticipated EDM music festival, the full line-up is out! Check it out below, and get your tickets online here or contact Nate Black for […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Cheetos, Ears, Bridges & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Cheetos, Ears, Bridges & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says, “Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow.” Then he grabs her pussy and says, “Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could […]

London Covers: Top 10 Performers LIVE @ APK April 23 [Video]

London Covers: Top 10 Performers LIVE @ APK April 23 [Video]

If you haven’t heard yet, London Covers is turning talent into opportunity this year by giving some of the most talented musical performers around the chance to get their big break in a competition unlike anything the Forest City has ever seen. The winner of the London Covers contest will receive recording time, professional music video, photo […]

Celebrate Seder At Switch Toronto TONIGHT

Celebrate Seder At Switch Toronto TONIGHT

  Shalom! Whether you be a Jew or gentile, Hebrew or He-bro, none of us have to work tomorrow, so there’s really no reason not to join the celebrate Passover at the first annual SWITCH SEDER TONIGHT, Thursday April 17th! Music provided by DJ MENSA (honorary member of the Jewtang Clan) and the Bar Mitzvah Kings: […]

Jessica’s Jokes – Chopping Wood, Clear Coasts, Grills & More

Jessica’s Jokes – Chopping Wood, Clear Coasts, Grills & More

Enjoy this week’s jokes! A couple decided to go Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for the fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she […]