All Entries in the "LDU Originals" Category

The Friday Hangover Cure: Handsome Men’s Club Edition

You must always be handsome, even if you’re not so genetically inclined. Take it from Jimmy Kimmel, who created the most prestigious underground society – the “Handsome Men’s Club”.

Lauren O’Nizzle: A Day In The Life of A Drunk Journalist [Gallery]

One of Lauren’s challenges for the Axe Summer Gig, was to demonstrate, through picture storyboard, what a typical “day in the life” would be like like. The result can be described as follows: Wake up. Procrastinate. Get drunk. Pass out. So, obviously we’re not mad at all. VOTE LAUREN and check out a day in [...]

What to Choose For a St Patrick’s Day Beer?

St. Patrick’s Day is just around the corner and deciding on what beer drink for that marathon of indulgence is very important business.  In past years the use of a few drops of green food colouring into your average jug of beer may have been sufficient.  However, if you are a frequent viewer of the  Lion’s [...]

Would you have sex with Lauren O’Nizzle if she made this face?

So Lauren is still in the running for America’s Next Top Model the Axe ridiculously awesome summer gig! If you’ve got a moment, help her out by taking a picture and tagging her in it! You can also help her out with this latest challenge: Vote on her seductive photo below!… also if you’re wondering- [...]

Spur Fashion Show: Crazy Gowns, Hot Girls, Great Cause [Gallery]

Pretty in red, Sexy for a cause- This was definitely the theme for the first ever 2010 Spur Fashion Show. Hosted by five incredibly dedicated students – Sara Stemmler, Tomas Kwong, Sydney Slocum, Steph Tosh, and Katie Talbot, the fashion show brought together over 50 students for a cause – Canadian Foundation for AIDS Research.
We [...]

Hilarious Security Check Phrases

Every once in a while I stumble across a random security check on Facebook and Twitter where I have to write some obscure two-worded phrase that seemingly makes sense but is also completely outrageous. Here are some of the things I’ve had to write:
Hmm… so roboticize everything?

Gross?

Basically if you make an unusual punt, you suck.

This [...]

Rouge Thursday ft. Kid MK & Conway Beats [Gallery]

I can honestly say that Conway Beats is my favourite DJ’s favourite DJ… because Kid MK is my favourite DJ, and Conway is his favourite DJ… convoluted I realize, but I know that you know what I mean… what was I talking about again? Oh yeah–> Rouge Thursday was massssive last week! The beats were [...]

You + AXE Fansign = Video of O’Nizzle running across UWO in a bathing suit. Legit.

A hoy hoy, LionsDenU!
Some of you may remember the note that I posted on my “Lauren for AXE” Facebook fan page a little while ago, asking help with Challenge number 5 : “Tag Yourself”.  Or maybe you don’t remember because you’re a JERK and you haven’t joined it yet. Whatevs.
Anyways, it was a call to [...]

Jameson’s Irish Whiskey Presents: Global St. Patrick’s Day Party

Here at the Lion’s Den University, we consider St. Patrick’s Day to be our national holiday. Everything is more awesome around this time of year. March Madness is in the air, everything (including the beer) is green, and everyone is just a little bit more Irish… aka more inclined to drink. This year the LDU [...]

So…You F#%ked Up

Sometimes you fuck up. By fuck up I mean you do everything you said you wouldn’t, everything you said you’d never. And what happens? You end up basking in an ice cold pool of self-hatred contemplating if you should either slit your wrists or spend your life savings on a really good pistol.
When you fuck [...]

Danielle Hilliard Presents: UWO Cheerleading Tryouts! [Video]

We love our UWO cheerleaders, like a fat kid loves cake!… which is probably the worst possible analogy to use at this juncture, but I’m sticking to it! At any rate, when we were contacted by Danielle Hilliard to spread the word about CheerStang Tryouts 2010 we were more than happy to help out! SO, [...]

5 Reasons Why Blacks Won’t Excel At Curling

About a week ago I was at work watching the game and I Tweeted to ze uniwerse “Currently working on 5 reasons why Black People will never curl” or something to that effect. I’ve since refined my title and finally come up with some bulletproof content that I’m sure every Black person, everywhere, can agree [...]

Last Rouge Thursdays Featuring Conor Cutz [Feb 25 Gallery]

I don’t remember a lot about last week at Club Rouge Thursday, but according to these pics me and some other LDU members had an awesome time. Ketal One is always a good idea. I must say. Conor Cutz is always a good DJ. Louis effing Saturnino is the best damn event photographer in Ontario, [...]

Kid MK Kills the Social AGAIN! [Feb 22 Gallery of Awesome]

Once again the FAMOUS Kid MK came through and destroyed an awesome Monday Meeting at the Social. If you were out his for headlining event last November, you only heard the warm-up set, because the Kid came alive last Monday! Alongside Dj’s Gilt and Racer Motorz, and jamming with two buses of York U students, [...]

Vaughn Martin Kickin’ It With Lauren O’Nizzle [Video]

Vaughn Martin sits down with our Lauren O’Nizzle to discuss his first season in the NFL, his rap career, and life in London, On. Welcome back homie!

Charity On The Rocks: Great Music, Great Cause, INCREDIBLE DOOR PRIZE!

Listen to great music, win a free trip for 2 to NEW YORK CITY. Why WOULDN’T you go?

Stuff Fat People Like: The Dreaded Freshman 15

It’s Real and It’s Devastating.

The Friday Hangover Cure: Olympics Bloopers Edition

Although you thought that you were a champ when it came to competing in tequila, sexcapades, and STDs during Reading Week in Cancun, real athletes have been representing hard at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics.  However, the Hangover Cure is not here to muse about the talent and victories.  Nay, it’s here to celebrate the [...]

Are the Olympic Protests Justified?

After watching the Vancouver 2010 opening ceremonies and various news broadcasts, I was puzzled by the anti-Olympic movement.  It wasn’t clear what the activists were protested against.  I did some research on the topic and I think the paragraph below best summarizes the anti-Olympic movement.
“What Is Wrong With The Olympics? Tens of thousands of police, [...]

Celina Toenz Wants To See You Tonight @ The Spur Fashion Show!

After publishing the initial piece on this year’s Purple Spur Fashion Show, I was contacted by Sandra Kirilovic and informed that one of the cover models was a former Miss Universe Canada pageant contestant, Celina Toenz. This Bolton resident-turned-UWO-student has also competed in the Global Miss Canada pageant, and you may also recognize her from [...]

Purple Spur Fashion Show @ Jack’s [Thursday Feb 25]

One of my favourite UWO organizations has always been the Purple Spur! They know how to get things done:  Beautiful women, and a pint of beer! That’s how you throw a charity fashion show! What am I talking about?–> THE PURPLE SPUR FASHION SHOW 2010! The event goes down Thursday February 25th (8pm) at Jack’s [...]

TwitterVerse: Drunken MS Word Advice From The @LoadedPaperclip

Every once and  while I come across something on Twitter so ridiculous I have to RT (re-Tweet) it, and ultimately I guess this series is really turning into a glorified RT.  Either way, I know a lot of you are at a loss when it comes knowing who to follow, so let me suggest you [...]

Win Tickets to Smirnoff’s Paul Oakenfold Warehouse Experience

Lion’s Den U wants to send you to the Smirnoff Paul Oakenfold Warehouse Experience on March 6th

5 Reasons Not to Bareback a D-Rank Celebrity

If any of this information dawns on you as groundbreaking, enlightening or otherwise eye-opening…. You clearly have no common sense, no self respect, or you’re really just flat out stupid… also you really need this list! Here are 5 Reasons Not to Bareback a D-Rank Celebrity:
1.  Your friends and social acquaintances will probably judge you, [...]

Pete McClelland: The REAL Bachelor

In two words Pete is perfection personified. Don’t believe me? Ask him yourself, he’ll just laugh and eventually agree with you.

Avatar Fans Have Been Committing Suicide! Why So Avatarded?

With Avatar, Blue is the new Black right? Still, even if it was real, I’d still rather be Asian.

Rouge Thursday Feb 11 x DJ Everfresh x CABBIE [Gallery]

Just when you thought Rouge Thursdays couldn’t get any more awesome, Cabbie shows up to get the whole thing going all over again! Check out pics from this past week’s bottles, the babes, and beats! There weren’t any epic pole dancing displays this week, but after the break I’m sure somebody will get step up [...]

Nate’s Rant: F%ck The Future

Tomorrow was never built for us. Tomorrow was built for nobody. You ever wonder why nothing’s ever promised tomorrow today? It’s because you haven’t earned it. Of course it’s also a function of time and relativity, but all theoretical bullshit aside, the question becomes less a matter of what do you expect of tomorrow, and [...]

Stuff Fat People Like: Perfect Fit Button

Wow. AS IF fat people need a gadget to help with their tubbalardness. I get it though, save yourself some money by purchasing this magical button rather than a new pair of pants. Here’s a thought: learn how to fucking sew! If you have time to even watch this useless commercial then you have time [...]

5 Valentine’s Day Break-Up Schemes

5 Devious schemes to break up for Valentine’s Day.

Spooning With Ginger: Valentines Day Dinner-Main & Dessert

Oh no! It’s almost here! Valentines Day! ICK! A week has gone by since my last Valentines Day post, and no, I am still not a fan. Despite my obvious distaste for the holiday dedicated to all things lovey-dovey, I do appreciate taking part in special Valentines Day meals.  Nothing impresses more than a home [...]

Reemuh Hater: Offensive Homemade Valentine’s Day Card Ideas

Valentine’s Day: the one time a year that a girl can get her boyfriend to stop slapping her around and show her some “love”. Little does he know that the over priced flowers he just bought her are going to die in less than a weeks time; little does he know that every piece of [...]

Sandra Kirilovic Presents: Miss Universe Canada 2010’s Top 12

With their PRE-VALENTINE’S DAY EVENT coming up  this Friday and CHARITABLE AUCTION for SOS Village still going strong, I asked Sandra Kirilovic if she wouldn’t mind sharing her thoughts on the other members of Miss Universe Canada’s Top 12 from the GTA! She sent us the following:
A big thanks to all those who have supported [...]

Open Bar Toronto Haiti Relief Party

This Friday, February 12th, an Open Bar Haiti Relief Party in support of the NYC Medics providing medical services in Haiti is being held in Toronto at the Show and Tell Gallery, located at 1161 Dundas Street West.
The NYC medics are a global disaster relief non-profit organization in desperate need of your generous support in [...]

USC Election: Preliminary Poll RESULTS

Recently What’s On Campus held a preliminary poll to gauge which students intended to vote for this week. We now have the results, and they are as follows:
1st : Mike Tithecott
2nd : Matthijs van Gaalen
3rd : Jeff Rutledge
4th : Marshall Goldfarb & Ray Park (Tie)
5th : Matt Hyland
I’m not entirely surprised by these results, as I’ve said a number of [...]

USC Elections: Preliminary Polling Time!

We’re getting close to the big vote for UWO to pick next year’s USC President.
Why not make things interesting with a bit of preliminary polling?
Reminder, your candidates are:
Marshall Goldfarb

Jeff Rutledge

Mike Tithecott

Ray Park

Matt Hyland

Matthijs van Gaalen

Take this one-question survey and select your pick for USC Pres!
Click here for the survey .. choose wisely.
Results will be published [...]

Another Awesome Club Rouge Thursday – Feb. 4 [Gallery]

Thanks to all that came out and enjoyed another awesome night at Club Rouge Thursday! This night is turning into London’s most discussed event, and really it’s what the city has been missing for a long time! DJs Conway Beats and Everfresh played some amazing sets, and the party was jumping with beautiful people. Stay [...]

The Friday Hangover Cure: Jersey Shore Withdrawal Edition

The day of reckoning is upon us… the day we’ve all patiently been waiting for… the arrival of ♥Pauly D♥ and The Situation to the great white North!!!  As we prepare our biceps for a fist pumping tonight at London’s Club Mansion and tomorrow at Toronto’s WetBar, let us reflect on the one show that [...]

Lauren O’Nizzle Declares Candidacy! [Vote Lauren]

Ok, the title is a little misleading, as Niz isn’t running for USC-anything, although Chief Administrator of Sexual Affairs is a position that she could easily fill… too bad. Anyway, O’Nizzle is running to win the Axe Summer Gig, and could really use some help. She’s made it to the Top 10, based on sheer [...]

Spooning With Ginger: Valentines Day Dinner – Butternut Squash Soup

Valentines Day is fast approaching, a day meant for love, romance, and affection…or being incredibly thankful for being single!  For those so fortunate…or unfortunate to be in a relationship this year, there comes the big question: what will you do this Valentines Day to impress your special someone?  Sure flowers and chocolates are an easy [...]

Exclusive Message For London Ontario From Pauly D

So we’ve already told you about the big event going down this Friday, with DJ Pauly D and Mike The Situation coming to join Crowned Entertainment and blow up the Mansion! But if that’s not enough to get you amped for this epic event, check out this video message from the man himself- DJ Pauly [...]

Check Out Al Val TONIGHT @ Yuk Yuk’s!

As a fellow dread-headed-humourist I support Al Val 100%. Check out info for tonight’s event on his Facebook invite, or below:
On Wednesday, February the 3rd I will be competing against other local talent in order to gain my position in history as one of London’s FUNNIEST people. Come join in the mirth as we go [...]

Sandra Kirilovic February Desktop Wallpaper [Download]

We announced a little while ago that Sandra Kirilovic has moved on past the preliminary GTA round as a top 12 contender in the 2010 Miss Universe Canada pageant. In our continued support of her quest to become Miss Universe Canada we’ve created the first installment in a series of desktop themes. You can download [...]

Thursday Night @ Club Rouge [Jan. 28 Gallery]

Thanks to all those that joined us for the epic launch of the new Thursday Night at Club Rouge! DJs Golden Gloves and ManyThings played some amazing sets, and the party was jumping from 10pm all the way ’til last call! Expect more from our boy Cory at Club Rouge with Conway Beats and DJ [...]