All Entries in the "Movies" Category

An Iron Man 2 Trailer So Good Your Computer Will Explode [Video]

Can you tell I’m excited for this movie, ’cause sweet Jiminny Christmas I’m jacked for this one! If anybody knows where to buy tickets online, I’m down for 6-15 right now! Also, can we talk about how hot Scarlett Johansson is as The Black Widow! Thank you Hollywood for not ruining your casting of redheads [...]

Blood Done Sign My Name Trailer [Video]

Where The Wild Things Are x Tony F%cking Soprano [Video]

If you’ve seen the movie Where the Wild Things Are you were probably blown away by the story, imagery, and sense of nostalgia linked to seeing a beloved childhood story come to life on the big screen. If you’re anything like my, you were completely unnerved by the fact that Tony Fucking Soprano (James Gandolfini) [...]

The Trailer For “Dog Pound” Is F%cked Up

I haven’t even heard of this movie yet, but I can’t wait for it to come out. Check out the international trailer, and the official website for additional details. From what I can tell it’s the typical “locked up” story, but with a juvenile twist. Either way, bat-shit-crazy is bat-shit-crazy, no matter how old the [...]

How To Make A Michael Cera Movie

Pretty much every Michael Cera movie EVER!

Courtesy The High Definite

Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan in Cop Out [Trailer]

Can’t wait for this one to drop. Tracy Morgan has been killin’ it for years now, especially with his work on 30 Rock, and Bruce Willis pretty much invented the ‘Buddy Cop’ genre. Things will explode, racial slurs will be spoken, puns will be made. Check out the trailer.
Annnnd check out classic footage of a [...]

New Moon Movie Review [Video]

I had recently been forced to watch Twilight by a person I would have previously referred to as “friend” and while I hated most of it there were components of the movie that I actually really liked. Bare in mind that it has nothing to do with the story, or the dialoge, or the cinemetography- [...]

Prince of Persia [Movie Trailer]

If you have any interest in ancient mythology, antiquity, or movies like 300 and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, then you have to see this trailer.  This movie is packed with action.  Mark it on your “must see” list for this summer.”

And the Oscar goes to…INVICTUS

Invictus means un-conquered, an homage to the spirit of black South Africans like Nelson Mandela. Too bad if Matt Damon ever played pro rugby he would be anything but invictus.

The Boondock Saints II Trailer [Video]

While I was doing “research” for my post on Julie Benz, I came across the trailer for the next Boondock Saints movie. I hadn’t seen this, so I’m going to go ahead and assume that most of you haven’t see this. The original Boondock Saints movie was an instant classic… which leads me to believe [...]

The veryREALLY London Premier [Video]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.  Put your drinking faces on and lets get this party started!!!  We here and Lion’s Den University cordially invite you to a Snowboarding Event Event Extravaganza!  Our friends from veryREALLY a Snowboard Movie are throwing a Video Premiere at the London Taphouse TONIGHT! We caught up with Nate Butcher and [...]

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus WTF-Amazing

This is probably the best example of why drugs are necessary to society: creativity.  No normal mind or man could come up with the following barrage of sounds and visuals.  This film also will serve as the last presentation of Heath Ledger’s acting prowess (his drug issues represent why drugs are not necessary to society: [...]

Top Ten Beatdowns in Cinematic History

A compilation of the best of the best. Sorry, no fight club, it’s way too passe. Besides, the book is way better.

Michael Moore’s “Capitalism: A Love Story” Preview

Michael Moore is often criticized for having the intellect of a dish rag.  Doesn’t matter to me if you think he spreads out-of-context or false information.  Chances are you just want the world to fit the mould that you’ve made for it.  That’s okay, I’m certainly not against the age-old “ignorance is bliss” idiom, I [...]

Watch District 9 (HD Quality Download)

Great movie, great acting, great story, great characters.  Ultimately, a great message.  And if you’re admittedly/proudly too dumb or desensitized to care about storyline, metaphors or allegories, this movie is still for you.  This movie gets two thumbs way up (Megan Fox’s ass…whoops).
Anyways, some quality pirates have uploaded an amazing HD quality screener copy of [...]

Kanye Strikes Again at Patrick Swayze!? (RIP)

Ya well this is kinda in bad taste I guess, but in all honesty Patrick Swayze is a legend.  Women love him because of Dirty Dancing, men love him because he was in some badass movies, and geeks all around the world love this guy because he made 6-15 geek movies that were actually pretty [...]

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Let me be clear in saying this: The Men Who Stare at Goats trailer has been out for upwards of a week, and although I saw it days ago and decided it wasn’t worth me posting, inevitably here I am posting it.  I’ll briefly give you a few reasons for my decision.  Firstly, this movie is called [...]

The Aristocrats [N.S.F.ANYWHERE]

Do NOT watch this trailer:
- at work, you’ll lose your job and be escourted out of the building before the video is over
- with family around, you’ll be outcasted faster than you can say “circle jerking still-born babies covered in vomit”
Enjoy.
Now that you’ve had your Aristocrats cherry popped, your sentiments are likely “WTF”
Here is a [...]

AVATAR Trailer

Anyone remember a guy named James Cameron?  No?  Yeah well that’s because it’s been a while since he made a little movie called Titanic in the late 1990’s.  Turns out the only thing Mr. Cameron has been doing for the past decade is polishing his Oscars, complaining about bad Terminator spin-offs and well…  writing a [...]

10 Movies To Get You Laid

Nothing says, “Do you want to come over to my place and fuck?” like,“Do you want to come over to my place and fuck?” the next best line is, “Do you want to come over to my place and watch a movie?” If you are looking to get laid pay attention to the following advice, and [...]

Megan Fox – Public Service Anouncement

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this movie will be terrible.  Even perhaps on par with Gigli.  I still watched this video of Megan Fox 6-15 times, and you will too.
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My New Favourite Number… 9.

9.
My new favourite movie.
How many times have I seen it so far? …none.
Could I tell you what it is about? …absolutely not.
One thing I do know though, is that when you mix animation, violence and explosions, with a touch of super-epic music, the results are astounding. Oh, the fact that Tim Burton and the director [...]

In Case You Weren’t Sick of Vampires

Ok, this does look kinda cool, but I’m also getting sick of movies/TV shows about Vampires *says as he re-watches Season 1 of True Blood*. My only question is “Why John C. Reilly?” Is he even allowed to do movies without Will Ferrel in them? Somebody call his handlers. This dog is off his leash.
Oh, [...]

Ron Burgundy’s Successor- Don Ready: Car Salesman

Couldn’t be any more awesome… unless Megan Fox was in it.

Tony Jaa’s Nervous Breakdown…

There’s no doubt about it- Ong Bak 2 is going to be amazing. Do you know how I know that? Because Tony Jaa has been losing his facking mind trying to make this movie:
Ong Bak 2, which is unrelated to the first film in any story sense, had a famously difficult road to completion.But in [...]

Cotton Jones – Paranoid Coccoon [Album Review]

I’ll be the first one to admit that every once and a while you neeeed a change of pace. Sometimes that means calling in sick to work and watching seasons 1-3 of The Wire; sometimes that means telling your girlfriend your Great Aunt Agnes is in town so you can hit a patio with the [...]

Spread… Ashton Kutcher attends LDU

Check out this indy (un)featuring Ashton Kutcher trying to be a player amongst Hollywood’s elite. Video after the hop.

Daybreakers Looks Pretty Damn Cool…

New movie Daybreakers, stars Willem Dafoe, Ethan Hawke, and Sam Neill. Check the trailer and read the synops below, ’cause it looks pretty dope if you ask me…. and you did ask me, you just don’t remember… you’re an idiot.
“Edward Dalton (Hawke) is a researcher in the year 2019, in which an unknown plague has [...]