If you saw the season finale of Mad Men last night you were probably reeling from a number of interesting developments in the lives of Don Draper and his Band of Merry Exploiters Ad-Men. If you’re anything like me, and I’d bet 6-15 beers that you are, you were probably equally as intrigued by Peggy’s friend’s friend aka Miss Carolyn Jones. After hours of super-sleuthing checking IMDB, I found that Carolyn Jones is better known as Cassandra Jean (Mad Men writers are so creative), and was apparently “the first person to ever walk off America’s Next Top Model over conflicts with her hair” a reminder that for ever beautiful woman in the world, there is a guy that’s tired of banging her. Anyway, this Houston, Texas native has seen a few TV appearances to date, however we hope she’ll be made a regular character on Mad Men in the new season. Oh, and while her IMDB listing is “Cassandra Jean” it would appear her real name is “Cassandra Whitehead” further proof that she’s most likely a high-maintenance-wannabe-LiLo that would most likely annoy the hell out of you by breakfast.
Check out the pics below and become friends with her on MySpace and Twitter, because the more I look into this Cassandra chick, the more I realize how poorly managed she is. Somebody please get this girl a sex tape?
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