While in Las Vegas last week, I ran into some pretty cheesy one liners, which inspired this Hump Day Treat! While some will just make a girl run, others will make her laugh; but hopefully for your sake, you won’t ever have to use these, or hear these any time soon!
Funniest Pick Up Lines
- If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
- Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
- Yo’ Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
- Do you believe in love at first site. or should I walk around again?
- Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6. Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
7. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
8. Are you wearing Space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
9.(Check the girls clothing tag then say)”That’s what I thought…made in heaven”
10. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
11. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
12. I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
13. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
See you all next Hump Day!!
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