Best of Overheard at UWO: Weekly Recap

So, there are a number of “Overheard” groups floating around, and if you’ve looked at any of them you already know that they really, really, suck compared to ours.  I’d also like to give a special thanks to Sarah W for getting the whole thing started! Procrastinators across campus thank you for your daily facilitation of our study-break entertainment!

To show our appreciation, we here at the LDU will be posting a weekly recap of group posts that we found especially hilarious and anything that any of you send us at submissions@lionsdenu.com. Here’s what we’ve gathered for this week! AND JOIN OVERHEARD AT UWO IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!!!

Girl while in class at King’s:
Girl 1: Oh my god, look at my phone… and i’ve only had it for a year.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it’s like falling apart.
Girl 1: It’s okay, I don’t really care… now I have a phone for the bars! A bar phone!
– everyone in class turns to look at her and stares –
Girl 2: What? What do you mean?
Girl 1: You know how you go to the bars and you drop your phone a bunch of times… well now I can have a phone just to use for when I go out! — smiles –

Two guys talking behind me as i walk down western road
guy1: Yo my balls are itchy
guy2: time to give em the old shave eh
guy1: i guess so… i would say that for every 4 times i shave my pubes above my dick, i would say i shave my nuts once
guy2: (thinks for a minute) yeah i’d say im about the same

same convo…

guy2: how old do you have to be to get laser hair removal?
guy1: i think 18
guy2: i think im gonna get my balls lasered
guy1: that would be practical

Two dudes outside Weldon:

Guy 1: “Dude, if I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna punch your mom!”
Guy 2: (in all seriousness) “Dude, you can f*ck my sister just please leave my mom alone!”

Overheard at Cardinal Cartier Library:
“Remembrance day must be really tough for the veterans with Alzheimer’s.”

(Wow, even we think that one is in bad taste)

Outside Social Science Building…
Guy 1: hey whats up?
girl 1: not much you?
guy 1: just heading off to class
girl 1: what class do you have?
guy 1: economics
girl 1: oh cool well ill talk to you later then
guy 1: allright see ya

In bio tutorial:
Girl: Well, my halloween costume wasn’t actually that slutty. We just got really drunk and i just forgot to put the rest of it on.

Walking just outfront of Weldon along the bus path….

Girl #1: OMG! What is that! (looking at a raccoon up ahead)
Girl #2: I don’t know!
Girl #1: Is that…like a…. beaver?
Guy walking by: You mean a raccoon?
Girl #1/#2 simultaneously: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

haha priceless.

In Class

Prof: We are bombarded by warning signs everywhere, for example, does anyone here smoke?
Guy puts up his hand: Yeah
Prof: Great, can I see your pack of cigarettes?
Guy: Oh… you said smoke, I didn’t know you meant cigarettes…
Prof: What do you mean?
Guy: I … don’t smoke cigarettes…

In the UCC:
Girl to friend: Listen, the most action I’ve gotten all month was when I put in my tampon this morning.

Amazing.

In biz 1220
prof:who wud purchase these curry flavoured pringles?
boy1: BROWN PEOPLE

At saugeen cafe
worker: “ehhhhh get a tray”
student male: “get a real job buddy”
worker: “FUCK OFF KID”

King’s Cafeteria:
Random Girl: “So I woke up, and he was standing over me.. smiling..”

Sitting in the UCC a girl and guy are talking and get up to leave…

Girl: Well…you know (so and so?) she got pregnant from a random bang in the bathroom of a bar…

Saugeen, people studying for bio
girl: when animals give birth, does the baby come out the ass

Soc Sci Tim Hortons
girl: “omg i love the new rihanna song… russian roulette. it’s kind of dark but after listening to it all week, i realized it’s not really actually about the game”

Really dumb girl in my class who gives me 2920324 things to post a day:
“OMG your house doesn’t have a living room? How do you, like.. LIVE?”

Two guys at the bus stop talking about the campus arrest..
Guy 1: But he was resisting, they had a right to use force.
Guy 2: If I knew resistance meant I could beat the shit outta someone I’d have about three dead high school girlfriends.

Coming out of health sci:
girl 1: uggh i have to go to the gym today.
girl 2: yeah fuck that i don’t go to the gym.
girl 1: oh yeah….well i don’t use smoking as a form of weight loss.

In NCB
guy 1 : oh my god dude, i just realized that ive been taking astronomy for two months… i thought i was taking astrology…
guy 2: dude, that sucks.

Outside thames hall:
girl 1: im so glad winter is coming!
girl2: what?? why?
girl 1: UGGS

Nat Sci Bus Stop…chilly night, the kind of night you can see your breath. 2 Girls standing there, one is smoking. She takes a drag and blows out, for a long time. Then takes a breath and blows out again, starts to look panicked and does it a third time…

Girl 1: OMG
Girl 2: What???
Girl 1: The smoke, I can’t get it out of my lungs…

From a Drunk Queen’s Student visiting Western:

“I wish I went to Western…”