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Hostage Situation At The Discovery Channel In Maryland [UPDATE+Video]

***Update***
James Lee has been shot by police during negotiations. Police cite iratic behaviour by Lee (no kidding). Hostages were recovered unharmed. Metal canisters were not detonated, however one released a minimal amount of smoke. Shark Week will continue as scheduled.
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Probably the most random/unfortunate piece of news of come across in a long time, and the [...]

Katja Puschnik Throwing Puppies In a River…WTF? [Video]

Ok, well this is fucked. I’m no animal enthusiast in fact I’m eating a veal, seal, dolphin sandwich right now, and yet I’m still somehow able to recognize that throwing puppies into a river is not an acceptable practice. It’s actually quite insane. Unfortunately nobody took the time to teach young Katja Puschnik that life [...]

Zoe Saldana Models For Calvin Klein [Gallery+Video]

So she’s had a solid run of movies, some awesome, some terrible, but this is the first time I can actually remember stopping to look at a gallery of Zoe Saldana. Not that she isn’t a beautiful woman, but everything I’ve seen to date has been boring as hell. I guess CK really does make [...]

Rating Women: The Binary Scale

For the next few weeks I’ll be running a Wednesday series called “Rating Women” that will detail some of the most scientific and ridiculous ways that one might go about quantifying the aesthetic appeal presented by members of the fairer sex. If you have any additional or unmentioned system or schema for categorizing both the [...]

Vote Ricky Liorti For Toronto’s Lake-Shore Reality Show!

At this stage in the contest, Ricky Liorti doesn’t need your votes, the dude is killling the poll right now. With a few days left (voting closes Sept 3) we thought we might say fuck you good luck to the competition in true UWO/LDU fashion- BY COMPLETELY BLOWING THEM OUT OF THE WATER!

There is only [...]

#MusicMonday: Power Freestyle – Will Steep @TGCHU

“I fucking love this song” is what I said to Will last week when he first played me this song and I could finally contain my laughter. We’re always honoured to have a track made specially for us, and we welcome any artist out there to do the same. Since we last published something about [...]

10 Cases of Natural Gender Inequality

A gender gap is a difference between women and men, besides the obvious anatomy, especially as reflected in social, political, intellectual, cultural or economic achievements or attitudes. However this list will focus on some of the biological aspects concerned with both sexes, such as the now well-known fact that men can hold their alcohol better [...]

Kat Stacks Exposes Soulja Boy As A Cokehead & General Idiot [Video]

I’ve done my absolute best to stay away from the “Kat Stacks exposes rappers for weird shit” timeline, because the whole thing is pretty gatdamn stupid, and if we’ve learned anything from this at all, it’s that you can’t love them hoes. Dr. Dre taught me that. He’s a doctor. He knows his shit.
Anyway, this [...]

Pamela Mars: Hot As All Hell! Meet Her This Friday! [Gallery]

Canadian Playmate Pamela Mars seems like the kind of girl you could take home to mom get into a lot of trouble with. She’s got a sparkling personality, she’s a talented actress, and… who am I kidding? She’s hot as hell and she’s a Canadian Playboy Playmate! Hellsyeah! Well, if the pics above, the video [...]

How To Have Sex At Work [80s Instructional Video]

This is actually brilliant because it is so simple. Here I was thinking that sex at work involved subtlety, and keeping a low profile. Boy was I mistaken! Thank you fake 80′s instructional video!…I love the interweb.

Chug a beer, have sex with the janitor, run the shredder.

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Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete Wins Miss Universe 2010 [Gallery]

So it’s been a long year for the many hopefuls vying for the crown of Miss Universe 2010. We’ve followed the local Canadian pageant and watched Elena Semikina take the national crown, and we’d like to officially announce that Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete is this year’s Miss Universe 2010! We’d also like to say that [...]

Stuff Fat People Like: Mosh Pits?

I almost wish I was there to see this happen, but I’m also glad I wasn’t because I’m almost sure it resulted in yet another death by gratuitous lipid tissue decimation. It’s a tragedy that’s sweeping America.

Courtesy HaHa.Stop

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10 Commonly Believed Medical Myths

These are all misconceptions commonly heard by doctors and it puts an end to them once and for all – or at least I hope it does! Be sure to add your own favorite myths to the comments.
10 – Missing Contacts

Most of us probably know at least one or two people who claim to be [...]

Ajani Cinema: Stupid People [Awesome Video]

I first saw this video sometime last week and I was absolutely blown away. Ajani is an old friend from the old country UWO and the dude is one of the most talented visual artists I’ve ever seen. He’s a seasoned photographer, with a number of amazing photo sets including a dope hip-hop project, and [...]

NEW Age of Empires Online Coming 2011 [Video]

Pardon me, I just jizzed my pants. Ok, so a little while ago our world was rocked by Blizzard’s life altering release of Starcraft 2, but this ladies and gentlemen arguably trumps that. Well, at least for those of us here at LDU. There’s something you don’t know about us. It’s a deep, dark secret [...]

UWO’s Mens Basketball Team Hold Their Own Against Kentucky

Last night the Mustang Mens Ball team squared off against the Kentucky Wildcats last night in Windsor, in front of over 2,000 fans, 1,000 of which were Wildcat supporters. Adam Jespersen (London, Ont.) led the Mustangs with 21 points and added 9 rebounds. Andy Wedemire of Sarnia added 18 points and six rebounds (Reports WesternMustangs.ca) [...]

#Music Monday: Mac & Spencer [Audio]

Check them out TONIGHT AT THE SOCIAL WITH THE TAPE DECK BERRROHS!

Mac And Spence – Promo Mix by Macandspence on Mixcloud

We’re all about showcasing local talent at the Lion’s Den U and this week’s features are no different. This week we’ve got Anna Cyzon, and DJ Duo Mac and Spencer! These young guns (Johnnie [...]

#MusicMonday: Anna Cyzon Is One Badass Blonde! [Video]

Some of you are well aware who Anna Cyzon is, some of you have no idea how to handle the C-Y-Z combo in her very Polish last name (pronnounced size-on), and others still should know who she is, but have forgotten due to over consumption of alcohol over the years or some other unidentified side [...]

Celebrating 1 Year of Awesome: LionsDenU.com @ Riva TONIGHT!!!

Chug a beer, have sex with everyone. For many of us, this is a phrase that defines LDU. Hello, we printed t-shirts. It means something different to everyone, but for me it’s always best described the university experience. Not always in the literal sense of chugging beer and having sex, although whenever possible- do work, [...]

London Town – Jon Lines x Richie Blackz [Official Video+Skate Video]

I’m very proud to present these two videos. Why? Well, usually when you hear about a rapper coming out of Canada, much less London, you expect them to suck. I know, it’s a terrible way to go about life, but there have also been a lot of straight up terrible emcees that make us all [...]

Girl Has Orgasm On Sling Shot Ride [Video]

This video is awesome for a number of reasons. Ok, there’s the obvious- a girl has an orgasm at an amusement park, but there’s also the simple fact that this guy’s manhood gets called into question publicly via viral video, and he must now film an epic amateur porn film in order to redeem himself… [...]

Boyfriend Dodges Baseball & Lets Girlfriend Get Hit [Video]

This guy really makes a case for those that think chivalry is dead.

Beyonce’s Smokin Hot Dereon Shoot [Gallery+Video]

Someone once told me that narcissism is an integral facet of success in this era of new media. This person most likely also had the same conversation with Kanye and Beyonce, because gatdamn those two sure as hell love themselves! Exhibit A, Beyonce’s latest Dereon clothing campaign. I’m not even sure what she’s selling her, [...]

Kim Kardashian Elle Magazine Photoshoot With Justin Beiber [Gallery]

This one is all types of strange, but it would appear the Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber became friends this summer when they met at the White House, and did this photo shoot generally to piss off Bustin Jieber’s fans… sounds admirable to me. The scenes are an homage to the 1967 film The Graduate, [...]

Inception Characters Don’t Understand Inception [Video] **Spoiler Alert**

Ok, we’ve obviously got a bit of a hard on for Inception, but can you blame us? The movie was one of the best we’ve seen in years! After all the hype however, some questions need to be asked and some grey areas need to be cleared up. It’s due to the nature of the [...]

Basil Marceaux: The campaign is over, but the videos continue [Video]

Earlier this week we introduced you to Basil Marceaux- man of action, brilliant orator, and candidate for governor of Tennessee. The man had some lofty ideas on how the country should be run, and for all we know some of those ideas might actually have worked, however he was incapable of conveying these ideas clearly, [...]

Jenna Jameson vs McDonald’s: The Case For McCruelty [Video]

If you know the name Jenna Jameson you probably know her for appearances in cinema classics like Up and Cummers 17, Dirt Merchant, Please Cum Inside Me, and critically acclaimed Zombie Strippers. In her waning years of fame, Jenna sought what most C-list stars strive for- legitimacy. She’s written books, she’s had non-porn roles in [...]

Pug Sings Classic Batman Theme Song [Video]

Ok, I’m not one to go posting “cute animal” videos around the interweb (unless of course they’re exploding) but this thing has almost 2 million the Youtube, so it’s gotta be post worthy to some degree, right? Either way the nerd in me was compelled by the classic Batman theme a lone. Deal with it.

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Limbo World Record Breaker: 50 Year Old Man [Video]

It’s good to have goals I guess, but gatdamn this dude is dedicated to the cause! 50 years old and able to limbo beneath a bar less than 6 inches high? What are you even doing with your life? I bet you feel bad for skipping that yoga class now!

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Sophie Froment is in the Next Drake Video

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Miss Universe Canada 2010 Contestant Sophie Froment Sheds Her Clothes Online
Sophie Froment just can’t get enough of the spotlight! It wasn’t enough that she caused a media frenzy when her naked Ashley Madison commercial came out days before the Miss Universe Canada pageant, therby disqualifying her from the contest. Now it would appear she’ll [...]

Basil Marceaux: This Bonehead Might Be The Next Tennessee Governor! [Video]

The internet is on fire with this one already! Republican Basil Marceaux isn’t the smartest man ever to run for office, but gatdamn he’s certainly one of the most interesting to listen to. He’s 3 teeth shy of a winning smile, and 3 eggs short of a 2 egg omelette… he’s not that bright. What [...]

Drake x Jay-Z x Fabolous x Jeezy x Eminem x Rick Ross [Epic OVA Festival Footage]

We’ll have more footage and images courtesy The Come Up Show, but if you missed this concert (October’s Very Own Festival) you better have a damn good reason, or pre-sale tickets to Eminem and Jay-Z in the fall! With appearance from Eminem, Jay-z, Bun-B, Young Jeezy, Beyonce, and Rick Ross, last night’s concert will put [...]

30 Hot Chicks At Comic Con 2010 [Gallery+Video Montage]

We scoured the interweb long and hard *that’s what she said* to find 30 actual hot chicks at the 2010 Comic Con in San Diego, and we’re fairly pleased with the results. We could have given you 300 chicks at Comic Con, but you would have thrown up in your own mouth at the site [...]

Ricky Liorti: 1st Finalist for TO’s ‘Jersey Shore’, Lake-Shore [Video]

“I’ve had sex with a porn star… an amateur porn star… threesomes, foursomes, and all those things…” -Ricky “Do Work” Liorti
A few weeks ago we put the word out on the audition days for Toronto’s version of Jersey Shore, Lake-Shore. Well 25 finalists have been selected and we’re proud to announce the first finalist was [...]

Chelsea Clinton Got Knocked Up… I mean, Married [Gallery]

This weekend saw the media-frenzied wedding of former President Bill Clinton’s daughter Chelsea Clinton to Marc Mezvinsky, in Rhinebeck, N.Y. Wearing a Vera Wang original gown, Chelsea managed not to trip as she walked down the isle and recited her vows, in what is certain to be the marriage that everyone talks about for the next [...]

Madonna Deep Throats a Bottle [Video]

This clip of Madonna comes from her pseudo-douchebag days and is an excerpt from the movie Madonna: Truth or Dare. Filmed as a documentary during her 1990 Blond Ambition World Tour, this film sought to capture the real Madonna, and was highly sexualized… for a film released in ’91. The film had a number of [...]

Montana Fishburne (Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter) Is a Pornstar [Video]

Stop the presses, hold the phone, do NOT adjust your sets. You read that correctly true believers- Morpheus‘ daughter is a gatdamn pornstar with Vivid Adult Entertainment. How did that even happen? I can’t answer this question with certainty, but I can say that Laurence Fishburne should have subscribed to the #1 rule of being [...]

The Girls Can Hear Us LIVE In Toronto at The Piston (@TGCHU)

We recently featured The Girls Can Hear Us in a Music Monday feature, and they were recieved with rave reviews. This Saturday you can catch them LIVE in Toronto at The Piston (937 Bloor St) alongside Brains 4 Breakfast. We met up with Will last week and he hoooked up with some sick TGCHU merchandise! [...]

Thor Trailer LEAKED! [Video]

Words do not describe how jacked I am for this movie! Marvel has been mediocre-to-lackluster at best with it’s most recent films (for obvious reasons), and in all honesty that includes Iron Man 2. Shit was weak, we all know this. However, this new Thor movie could be the resurgence of Marvel films, and with [...]

Inception: EXTENDED ENDING! **Spoiler Alert**

For those of you that have checked out our super serious, philosophical look at the ending of Inception and got completely lost, you might enjoy this extended version of the ending… it involves less, um, thinking.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Miss China Wen Tang & Miss Puerto Rico Mariana Vicente NUDE! [Gallery]

Ok, I’ve searched high and low for information on the Miss China shoot and edits, because frankly it looks a little fake, but kind of cool at the same time… kind of. I think they were going after the “animal rights” angle that Steph and Olivia took with their PETA shoot, but really Wen are [...]

Starcraft II: Say goodbye to your sons, brothers, and boyfriends

We have awaited the arrival of this day 12 years now! The original Starcraft dropped in 1998, with the expansion, Broodwar, shortly after, and nothing following until today. Around the world the effects of such a drought being broken will be felt by many! Starcraft II heralds the dawn of a new day, and for [...]

Fake Boobs, False Reproductive Signals and Cognitive Dissonance

[Ed. This article comes courtesy Yale Fox of Darwin vs The Machine]
It’s no secret that women’s breasts trigger a sexual response in men, particularly among western civilization. Evolution has selected this trait as an indicator of sexuality. Although indicative of multiple characteristics, breast development indefinitely displays that a woman has gone through puberty and is [...]

Russian Para-Sailing Donkey [Video]

This is just as insane as it sounds. A few gentlemen that run a para-sailing company off the shores of mother Russia’s South Beach, decided to promote their services by launching an ass over 100 meters into the air and drag it through the sky via para-sail for an hour! This once again address that [...]