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Rouge Thursday: Lost Gallery of Awesome [March 4]

Wow, so if you thought that last week at Club Rouge Thursday was amazing… you have to see these pictures! I’m not going to say too much because we already covered this last week, but our photographer Shawn Tron sent us an entrirely new reel of awesome photos we just had to share! Checkit!
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What’s Your Favourite Biggie Track [RIP CW]

Across the Twitterverse and Blogosphere alike, many payed reverence today to one of the greatest that ever did it. The man is in the top 2 of everyone’s top 3, and decades after he first made his mark we’ll still be jamming to P. Diddy’s latest remix album. I put the word out to my [...]

Would you have sex with Lauren O’Nizzle if she made this face?

So Lauren is still in the running for America’s Next Top Model the Axe ridiculously awesome summer gig! If you’ve got a moment, help her out by taking a picture and tagging her in it! You can also help her out with this latest challenge: Vote on her seductive photo below!… also if you’re wondering- [...]

March/St. Patty’s Wallpaper Ft Canadian Actress Veronika London

Ok it’s a new month and we’ve got a new desktop theme for you… yeah I know it’s the 9th, but we’ve been busy! Jameson Global party? Have you heard of it? Anyway, check out this month’s featuring Canadian actress Veronika London! We haven’t run an update on her in a while but she’s currently [...]

Spur Fashion Show: Crazy Gowns, Hot Girls, Great Cause [Gallery]

Pretty in red, Sexy for a cause- This was definitely the theme for the first ever 2010 Spur Fashion Show. Hosted by five incredibly dedicated students – Sara Stemmler, Tomas Kwong, Sydney Slocum, Steph Tosh, and Katie Talbot, the fashion show brought together over 50 students for a cause – Canadian Foundation for AIDS Research.
We [...]

An Iron Man 2 Trailer So Good Your Computer Will Explode [Video]

Can you tell I’m excited for this movie, ’cause sweet Jiminny Christmas I’m jacked for this one! If anybody knows where to buy tickets online, I’m down for 6-15 right now! Also, can we talk about how hot Scarlett Johansson is as The Black Widow! Thank you Hollywood for not ruining your casting of redheads [...]

Rouge Thursday ft. Kid MK & Conway Beats [Gallery]

I can honestly say that Conway Beats is my favourite DJ’s favourite DJ… because Kid MK is my favourite DJ, and Conway is his favourite DJ… convoluted I realize, but I know that you know what I mean… what was I talking about again? Oh yeah–> Rouge Thursday was massssive last week! The beats were [...]

LDU Presents: Jameson’s Global St. Patrick’s Day Party

Here at the Lion’s Den University, we consider St. Patrick’s Day to be our national holiday. Everything is more awesome around this time of year. March Madness is in the air, everything (including the beer) is green, and everyone is just a little bit more Irish… aka more inclined to drink. This year the LDU [...]

Lauren O’Nizzle On The Die Antwoord Phenomenon

They’re Fierce. Furious. Futuristik. FRE$H.
So shockingly profane, so delightfully obscure – SO ZEF IT HURTS.
If you haven’t heard of Die Antwoord yet, you need to boost your internet creepage activities by like, 150%, for serious (Dr. O’Nizzle prescribes at least 3 hours of solid web surfing a day. Ignore those cheesy “get out and play” [...]

Danielle Hilliard Presents: UWO Cheerleading Tryouts! [Video]

We love our UWO cheerleaders, like a fat kid loves cake!… which is probably the worst possible analogy to use at this juncture, but I’m sticking to it! At any rate, when we were contacted by Danielle Hilliard to spread the word about CheerStang Tryouts 2010 we were more than happy to help out! SO, [...]

Woman Crushes Watermelon With Legs [Epic Video]

It’s not often that I throw the word “epic” in the title of anything, because I think the word is overused… I made a gatdamn exception for this video. Holy crap, this woman could easily kill a grown man with those quads… and somehow I am strangely aroused… and terrified. This is the actual opposite [...]

5 Reasons Why Blacks Won’t Excel At Curling

About a week ago I was at work watching the game and I Tweeted to ze uniwerse “Currently working on 5 reasons why Black People will never curl” or something to that effect. I’ve since refined my title and finally come up with some bulletproof content that I’m sure every Black person, everywhere, can agree [...]

Poll: Should I Add This Creeper To Facebook?

Every so often I get randos that for one reason or another try to add me to Facebook, because, well, I’m kind of a big deal… bragadeering aside what would you do if this a character with a display picture like this tried to add you to Facebook? I know there are some robots loose [...]

Last Rouge Thursdays Featuring Conor Cutz [Feb 25 Gallery]

I don’t remember a lot about last week at Club Rouge Thursday, but according to these pics me and some other LDU members had an awesome time. Ketal One is always a good idea. I must say. Conor Cutz is always a good DJ. Louis effing Saturnino is the best damn event photographer in Ontario, [...]

Kid MK Kills the Social AGAIN! [Feb 22 Gallery of Awesome]

Once again the FAMOUS Kid MK came through and destroyed an awesome Monday Meeting at the Social. If you were out his for headlining event last November, you only heard the warm-up set, because the Kid came alive last Monday! Alongside Dj’s Gilt and Racer Motorz, and jamming with two buses of York U students, [...]

Richmond Riot: UWO/London’s Response to Olympic Gold in Men’s Hockey [Video]

If you were out in the streets of London, On. last night you know exactly what you’re about to see. For those that missed it here are 3 videos, sent to me by UWO student Marissa C, that really demonstrate the excitement and insanity that filled the streets after the big game. The London Free [...]

Fish Masturbation… There’s An App For That

This is neither a joke, nor an exaggeration. This is about Fishbate, a real life app for your not-a-Blackberry iPhone. The purpose of this app? Well it allows you to do something you’ve probably never wanted to do once in your entire life, unless you’re a complete bass-ackwards idiosimo, and that’s jerk off a fish [...]

Vaughn Martin Kickin’ It With Lauren O’Nizzle [Video]

Vaughn Martin sits down with our Lauren O’Nizzle to discuss his first season in the NFL, his rap career, and life in London, On. Welcome back homie!

Bare Butt Cheeks [Video]

Butt Cheeks!?!?!?!

Les Plus Belles Fesses Du Moment – Click here for funny video clips
Not what you thought!

Mortal Kombat Is NOT A Tournament! [Video]

With March Madness approaching (bet you forgot about that) I thought it only fitting to post this video commentary on the rediculosity that is the Mortal Kombat “tournament”.

Courtesy CollegeHumor.

Do You Know Where The Food On Your Table Comes From?

Hilary Duff: Gets Engagement Ring, Brags To Friends, Gives Blowjob

Let me begin by saying… I`m not even mad. The four images above describe best practice for the female species. Recording artist, actress, and general blonde bimbo Hilary Duff has made front page news in the blogosphere for being awesome for a change. Recently she received a one million dollar ring from NHL boyfriend Mike [...]

Celina Toenz Wants To See You Tonight @ The Spur Fashion Show!

After publishing the initial piece on this year’s Purple Spur Fashion Show, I was contacted by Sandra Kirilovic and informed that one of the cover models was a former Miss Universe Canada pageant contestant, Celina Toenz. This Bolton resident-turned-UWO-student has also competed in the Global Miss Canada pageant, and you may also recognize her from [...]

Blood Done Sign My Name Trailer [Video]

Purple Spur Fashion Show @ Jack’s [Thursday Feb 25]

One of my favourite UWO organizations has always been the Purple Spur! They know how to get things done:  Beautiful women, and a pint of beer! That’s how you throw a charity fashion show! What am I talking about?–> THE PURPLE SPUR FASHION SHOW 2010! The event goes down Thursday February 25th (8pm) at Jack’s [...]

Kelis’ Open Letter to Peta: Wear Fur. Eat Meat.

For the most part, we here at the Lion’s Den U are carnivores. It come from a strong male instinct, often referred to as the manstinct… we’re working on the name. Do what you want, eat what you like, but come to understand that the hunter-gatherer relationship is one that pervades our psyches. You’re either [...]

TwitterVerse: Drunken MS Word Advice From The @LoadedPaperclip

Every once and  while I come across something on Twitter so ridiculous I have to RT (re-Tweet) it, and ultimately I guess this series is really turning into a glorified RT.  Either way, I know a lot of you are at a loss when it comes knowing who to follow, so let me suggest you [...]

Win Tickets to Smirnoff’s Paul Oakenfold Warehouse Experience

Lion’s Den U wants to send you to the Smirnoff Paul Oakenfold Warehouse Experience on March 6th

Money To Blow: Candy Slice Girls’ Show Tunes Remix [Video]

I absolutely hhhhhate reposting old videos, but I’ve been really feeling the Candy Slice Girls lately, and couldn’t pass up on putting their rendition of Money To Blow by Drake, Baby, and Weezy up on the site. The premise of the video is a little contrived, but the end result is pure gold. Lauren O’Nizzle [...]

Reasons To Watch “Better Off Ted”: Portia De Rossi & Awesomeness

If you like Arrested Development, The Office, or 30 Rock, you will love Better Off Ted. In short, it follows the exploits of the show’s main character, Ted, in his management role at Veridian Dynamic, a fictional research and development company. There are a number of awesome characters in this show, but one that stands [...]

Rouge Thursday Feb 11 x DJ Everfresh x CABBIE [Gallery]

Just when you thought Rouge Thursdays couldn’t get any more awesome, Cabbie shows up to get the whole thing going all over again! Check out pics from this past week’s bottles, the babes, and beats! There weren’t any epic pole dancing displays this week, but after the break I’m sure somebody will get step up [...]

We Are The World 25 For Haiti [Video]

With all of the focus on the devastating news brought on by Nodar Kumaritashvili’s devastating luge incident, I’m sure that many missed out on the international debut of “We Are The World 25 For Haiti” last night on NBC. 25 Years after Michael Jackson and Quincy Jones released the original, the new compilation includes many [...]

Nate’s Rant: F%ck The Future

Tomorrow was never built for us. Tomorrow was built for nobody. You ever wonder why nothing’s ever promised tomorrow today? It’s because you haven’t earned it. Of course it’s also a function of time and relativity, but all theoretical bullshit aside, the question becomes less a matter of what do you expect of tomorrow, and [...]

Mike Tithecott aka Luke Skywalker, UWO USC President 2010

I’ve called Mike a lot of different things over the past few weeks: “The Good Ol’ Boy”, “The One With the Hair”, and “Titsalot”, the latter of which I didn’t make up, but hope catches on. Anyway, now I get to call him a new name: President. I wish him all the best in what [...]

Nate’s Rant: The Average Homeboy Got Famous For Racist & Terrible Music

Today I was on Blogsearch.Google.com, doing what we in the web community like to call “research”, when I came across a “hot query” that seemed a little out of place. I’d seen this Average Homeboy video (by Denny Blaze) years ago on Ebaum’s World (remember that site?), but I hadn’t seen or heard anything like [...]

Rihanna Rides a Lion aka “Rude Boy” Video

You want to get our attention? Throw some Lion imagery on anything, and then throw a gorgeous woman on top of that. Formula for awesome- Yep, you know this! And please believe that as long as she’s rocking the bangs, Rihanna is hot as hell. The track is decent at best, but catchy as fuck, [...]

Sandra Kirilovic Presents: Miss Universe Canada 2010’s Top 12

With their PRE-VALENTINE’S DAY EVENT coming up  this Friday and CHARITABLE AUCTION for SOS Village still going strong, I asked Sandra Kirilovic if she wouldn’t mind sharing her thoughts on the other members of Miss Universe Canada’s Top 12 from the GTA! She sent us the following:
A big thanks to all those who have supported [...]

Boys, Veronika London Will Be Single & Drunk On Valentine’s Day [Interview]

Valentine’s Day is approaching, so we thought we’d catch up with Veronika and ask her out on a date what her plans were for the 14th, and how she liked working Toro Magazine, on the “Damage Control” relationship segment.
Ok, it’s become very popular recently to hate on Valentine’s Day. What’s your take on the [...]

When Beauty Becomes Extremely Misleading [Video]

This video is a bit of a stretch, but it demonstrates how much the game has changed. If the Skinny-Fat article has taught us anything, it’s that you really don’t know what you’re dealing with until you get that girl home and get her down to the barest of essentials… in this case that includes [...]

Miss Universe Canada’s Sandra Kirilovic: February Shoot With Danielle Da Silva

It’s February, which means cold weather, the Super Bowl, Black history month, and oh yeah- Valentine’s Day. In keeping with the spirit of cinammon hearts, cheesy Halmark cards, and all things red, we teamed up with photographer Danielle Da Silva for this shoot with our girl, Miss Universe Canada’s Sandra Kirilovic at a secret location. [...]

USC Election: Preliminary Poll RESULTS

Recently What’s On Campus held a preliminary poll to gauge which students intended to vote for this week. We now have the results, and they are as follows:
1st : Mike Tithecott
2nd : Matthijs van Gaalen
3rd : Jeff Rutledge
4th : Marshall Goldfarb & Ray Park (Tie)
5th : Matt Hyland
I’m not entirely surprised by these results, as I’ve said a number of [...]

Procrastination Station: All, yes, ALL of the Super Bowl 44 Ads

Overall I wasn’t too impressed with this year’s ads, as I know most of us weren’t, but I think a large portion of that can be attributed to the fact that over the years Super Bowl Adism has been over-hyped to an unreasonable degree. Had any of these ads aired 3-4 years ago, I’m sure [...]

How To Tell If You’ll Have Sex On Valentine’s Day

There’s no question about it: Velentine’s Day for a university student isn’t about the chocolate, or the fancy dinner, or about love or spending time with that special someone. These are just a means to an end… it’s really about the sex. Here’s a quick and easy flow chart that will help you figure out [...]

Another Awesome Club Rouge Thursday – Feb. 4 [Gallery]

Thanks to all that came out and enjoyed another awesome night at Club Rouge Thursday! This night is turning into London’s most discussed event, and really it’s what the city has been missing for a long time! DJs Conway Beats and Everfresh played some amazing sets, and the party was jumping with beautiful people. Stay [...]