Class Notes - 03/23/17

03/23/17 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

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Sarah Silverman Industriously Mocks Jonah Hill’s Obesity At The Roast of James Franco [Video]

Sarah Silverman Industriously Mocks Jonah Hill’s Obesity At The Roast of James Franco [Video]

Comedy Central’s Roast of James Franco was taped on the same night Ms. Cyrus twerked her way into the hearts of trailer park supervisors across America. (Sidenote: I love that TWERK made it’s way into a CNN article. Way to go CNN.) Now here’s a sneak peak at what you’ll see when you undoubtedly watch […]

Does Not Give A Fuck

A Day In The Life Of A Russian Billionaire: Sergey Veremeenko

Finally, a match made in my own idea of heaven. In the video below you’ll find two things I love, VICE magazine, and Russian oligarchs. Although it may not be the masterpiece I was hoping it would be, mostly due to its relatively tame nature, I’ll settle for whatever glimpse into their surrealistic lives I […]

5 Hilarious Videos From Small Town Ontario’s Letterkenny Problems

5 Hilarious Videos From Small Town Ontario’s Letterkenny Problems

In Toronto, there’s a tendency to make fun of small town Ontario. In all honesty, in Toronto, there’s a tendency to make fun of everything and everyone, because let’s face it, we’re all assholes. That being said, a favorite target has, and always will be, small town Ontario. Why? I think it’s because despite their […]

James Franco Is Going To Get Roasted By Comedy Central

James Franco Is Going To Get Roasted By Comedy Central

Even though he’s been too busy writing, directing, producting and starring in films to sleep in the past 7 years, James Franco has nonetheless agreed to be the subject of Comedy Central’s next Roast. Here’s an Instagram video he posted about it. I’d say I’m curious to see how Comedy Central will try to screw up […]

Bang With Friends Reached 1 Million Users & You Should Be One!

Bang With Friends Reached 1 Million Users & You Should Be One!

For a long time I thought that this idea couldn’t possibly gain any traction, but now, I feel like I should be on the next flight to Silicon Valley to get my piece of the American dream. The American dream is now, of course, to make money in porn. See, I had an idea for […]

We Are BeLeafers: 5 Reasons Why Toronto Is Better Than Montreal

We Are BeLeafers: 5 Reasons Why Toronto Is Better Than Montreal

Hey guys, before you continue please take a look at the #WeAreBeLeafers initiative being run in partnership with the Right To Play Foundation. It’s an amazing cause. If you’re an athlete or a fan of sports in general, then I highly suggest you get involved with the organization in anyway you can. You can find […]

We Are BeLeafers: Discussing The Potential Insanity Of A Leafs vs Habs Game 7

We Are BeLeafers: Discussing The Potential Insanity Of A Leafs vs Habs Game 7

At the #WeAreBeLeafers initiative, everything we do, everything we say, and all of our resources we have are devoted to enhancing the power of sport in our community. We’ve partnered with the Right To Play Foundation to bring you a  limited run of t-shirts in support of Toronto’s upcoming playoff effort. This spring, a portion of […]

15 Things That Happened The Year The Maple Leafs Last Made The Playoffs

15 Things That Happened The Year The Maple Leafs Last Made The Playoffs

This article is brought to you by We Are Be Leafers! For more more Maple Leafs hype join the fanpage and follow us on Twitter!–> @WeAreBeLeafers I was still in high school the last time the Leafs were good enough to crack the NHL’s top 16 teams in 2004, but now our beloved Toronto Maple Leafs are […]

Tim Hortons Tattoo Guy Of The Day…

Tim Hortons Tattoo Guy Of The Day…

I can’t imagine what backwards hole in the wall tattoo parlour this tragedy took place in, but considering the choice of “Toujours Frais” it must have been in a predominately french speaking town. Or did this go down in prison? If it did, that makes it all that much more impressive. I don’t know if […]

He's worth $15 million, which can buy a looooot of drugs.

7 People Paying For College With Youtube Money

There are many ways to pay for college, including OSAP; modeling for Abercrombie; flipping burgers at Harvey’s; selling land on the moon; porn; smuggling Mexicans across the U.S border; old fashioned murder for hire; or you know, you could just have your parents pay for it too. If your parents refuse to put you through […]

15 Things That Happen To All Of Us At The Bar [Gif List]

15 Things That Happen To All Of Us At The Bar [Gif List]

  Alcohol is the key ingredient to all of our best stories, so what better place to go when you feel the need to become a more interesting person, than a place that has ALL the alcohol. This is just one of the many reasons that we go to the bar! Bars and clubs are […]

Rebuttal: 15 Reasons Why Toronto Is NOT The Worst City In North America For Men

Rebuttal: 15 Reasons Why Toronto Is NOT The Worst City In North America For Men

A few days ago, an article came out on the internet and went viral. It was simply titled- 15 Reasons Why Toronto Is The Worst City In North America For Men.  How did this go viral? I don’t know. I have no idea how the website it was published on has enough readers to merit its […]

Holly Michaels

68 Mind Blowing Photos Of Porn Stars Without Make Up [Gallery]

Welcome to the saddest thing you’ll see today.  This collection of photos 68 pictures is of porn stars without makeup. Many from very obscure corners of the internet that I refuse to explore, but I included a few links for you to peruse at your own NSFW peril. The photos were originally posted by this make […]

6 Ironic Examples Of Jackasses Killed By Karma

6 Ironic Examples Of Jackasses Killed By Karma

Welcome to the wonderful world of death by stupidity! I have a special place in my heart for these people, and you should too, because they died doing what they loved- being assholes. See, each of the following heroes sped up their passing into purgatory by acting like jackasses in one way or another. From […]

STIS: Russian Motorist Having The Worst Day Ever [Video]

STIS: Russian Motorist Having The Worst Day Ever [Video]

 So This Is Something It seems that when weird shit happens in Russia, it’s very likely to be videotaped. Until yesterday, we could’ve attributed much of that footage to dash cams, but now this video comes out, and our whole fucking world is blown. Russians videotaping themselves outside the comfort of their Ladas?… One small step for Russians, […]

8 Extreme Examples Of White People Challenging Themselves & Failing

8 Extreme Examples Of White People Challenging Themselves & Failing

White people love to challenge themselves. How do I know that? Well, because I have White friends. Also I myself am White, but I feel like I listened to too many Cam’ron songs in the mid 2000′s to relate to White people anymore. Here are a few examples of White people trying to challenge themselves, […]

6 Reasons You Should Buy Google Glasses

6 Reasons You Should Buy Google Glasses

Google Glasses are finally here!  Just in time for St Patrick’s Day! Well sort of, seeing as there are only 8,000 copies going out to rigorously selected applicants and they cost $1500 a piece, which means you are likely shit out of luck if you’re looking to pick one up anytime soon. That being said, […]

Honey, Bill's fucking here again. You need to tell our neighbours to stop showing up unannounced.

Dennis Hope: The Self-Proclaimed Landlord Of The Moon [Video]

Ever wondered what the worst possible gift to give someone might be? Well, I certainly have, and now I’m finally convinced that I’ve found the answer through this man, Dennis M. Hope, 65, of Gardnerville, Nevada. He’s the type of guy that makes snake oil salesmen look legit. By the way, what if,  down the line, […]

The 5 Very Best Moments Of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

The 5 Very Best Moments Of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

“Whose Line Is It Anyway” is returning to television, and to commemorate a show that put two Canadian comedians on the map, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, we’re going to line up some of the 5 best moments in the show’s history for you here. This latest version of the show won’t include Drew Carey, […]

7 Destructively Awesome Games To Play With Your Roommates

7 Destructively Awesome Games To Play With Your Roommates

It’s your second year living together after rez, and you’re comfortable with one another. You’re happy, you all laugh together and you’re all living a joyful life. So why would you want to change any of that? Simple. Competition. Presenting the greatest competitive roommate in world history, Kenny Hotz.  Competition is what defines us as […]

Geneva Motor Show 2013: Today’s Motivation To Work Hard [Video]

Geneva Motor Show 2013: Today’s Motivation To Work Hard [Video]

Sometimes we all need something to aim for just to get our lazy asses out of bed, and so today I present to you, the latest from the Geneva Motor Show, one of the premier auto shows in the world. I also realize that I sound like a salesman, but seriously though, if you’ve spent […]

11 Reasons Why Being A Hot Girl Is The Greatest Thing Ever

11 Reasons Why Being A Hot Girl Is The Greatest Thing Ever

Let’s start off with one that doesn’t even have to be listed. If you’re a hot girl, life is Disneyland every day. It’s a fact. Look it up somewhere, we’re sure it’s there. Now let’s start this list off.  (1) You Don’t Have To Worry About Lines At Bars Well, this one depends what kind […]

10 Reasons Why Building Titanic 2 Is The Dumbest Idea Ever

10 Reasons Why Building Titanic 2 Is The Dumbest Idea Ever

Years ago, billionaire Clive Palmer decided that creating an exact replica of the monumental nautical failure that was the Titanic, would be a good idea. He has now followed through on his genius plan with a set of blueprints, and a firm date to set sail in 2016, with further plans of reenacting the ship’s fateful voyage […]

The “Spring Breakers” Movie Is Too Debaucherous To Fail [Gallery]

The “Spring Breakers” Movie Is Too Debaucherous To Fail [Gallery]

Ok, here is how you make a movie that won’t fail: Cast former Disney stars, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens as drunk, drug addled college girls on spring break Then cast this absolute rocket, Ashley Benson, (also here), from the cast of a show that every teenage girl watches, to play “depraved blonde” alongside them. Get […]

Science Has Proven That Porn Is An Addictive Drug [Video]

Science Has Proven That Porn Is An Addictive Drug [Video]

The world is in the midst of a pornography epidemic! In a not-so-stunning revelation, science has confirmed that porn is not only like a drug, it is a drug. In every imaginable way, porn acts like heroin, or cocaine, or any of those pleasurable things in the sense that it consumes you. You knew that. […]

8 Reasons You Should Befriend The Russian Oligarchs

8 Reasons You Should Befriend The Russian Oligarchs

I spent a summer in the Ukraine once, and a guy I met there told me, “Here, if you steal a purse, you’re a criminal, but if you steal an oil tanker, you’re a businessman.” That is the motto a group of guys lived by as they robbed, pillaged and generally raped their homeland of […]

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Danica Patrick Finally Grabs The Pole [40 Photo Salute]

Danica Patrick, whom you will know as the hot girl from all those Go Daddy ads, is actually better known in some circles as  America’s most successful female race car driver. Now, she has also cemented that status forever in history, for also becoming the first woman to ever earn the pole in a NASCAR […]

Buckwild’s Salwa Amin Held In West Virginia On $200K Bail For Drug Charges

Buckwild’s Salwa Amin Held In West Virginia On $200K Bail For Drug Charges

Some of you may have read an article that I previously wrote entitled “The 10 Fucked Up Characters of MTV’s BUCKWILD”. Well, the reason I bring it up again, is because in that piece I mentioned this girl Her name is Salwa Amin, and about her, I wrote the following, She’s clearly an actress playing a […]

28 Moar Harlem Shake Videos Of The Day… Including PLAYBOY PLAYMATES

28 Moar Harlem Shake Videos Of The Day… Including PLAYBOY PLAYMATES

Viral videos, like this new Harlem Shake craze, tend to have a few phases of exploding, and I can honestly say that I don’t think that this one is anywhere close to being finished. Here are 28 more that we found this morning, in addition to the 20 that we shared with you earlier this […]

Kate Upton: Behind The Scenes For Sports Illustrated & Naked In Body Paint [Video]

Kate Upton: Behind The Scenes For Sports Illustrated & Naked In Body Paint [Video]

I’m convinced Kate Upton isn’t actually human…Why? Her shoot in Antarctica for Sports Illustrated displays a body that defies biology, and her ability to not take a single bad photo for the entire year of 2012 defies logic.     Now go thank god for Sports Illustrated. If she was the one to greet you at […]

The 20 Best Harlem Shake Videos On The Entire Interweb

The 20 Best Harlem Shake Videos On The Entire Interweb

When I was a kid I had this book called “Unsolved Mysteries”, and it was a book about, well, unsolved mysteries. Reading through that book over and over made me realize that some things happen in this crazy world and we’ll just never be able to understand why.  Stonehenge, the Lost City of Atlantis, Mike […]

Interview With A Strip Club DJ: Lion’s Den U vs DJ Mo B*tches

Interview With A Strip Club DJ: Lion’s Den U vs DJ Mo B*tches

Welcome to another the first edition of Inside the Strip Club Studio with your host, Christian Andrew. Today I’ll be interviewing a man who made his dreams come true by becoming a DJ. Before we get into the interview though, first let’s get started here by stating the obvious- Being a professional musician is just undeniably phenomenal […]

10 Of The Greatest Comedy Central Roast Jokes [Video]

10 Of The Greatest Comedy Central Roast Jokes [Video]

You like making fun of people, right?! Of course you do, it’s the reason you have no friends. No, let’s take a look at 10 examples of the best examples of people who do it professionally. These comics take ripping apart their peers to a whole other level. I HIGHLY suggest that you watch these […]

Emilie “Voe” Nereng & My Ongoing Love Of Scandinavian Woman [Gallery]

Emilie “Voe” Nereng & My Ongoing Love Of Scandinavian Woman [Gallery]

There’s a region in Europe that’s pretty much the equivalent of the Model T assembly line for the world’s most beautiful women. What region’s that you ask? Scandinavia stupid! Come on, it was in the title! I know it may be hard to believe, but science has proven this contingent of countries has produced a stream of […]

Interview With An Escort: Lion’s Den U vs Nikki Thomas

Interview With An Escort: Lion’s Den U vs Nikki Thomas

Welcome to another the first edition of Inside the Hookers Studio with your host, Christian Andrew I was on my Twitter the other day (check it out @itsborys) and I came across a tweet from the distinguished daily newspaper, The Toronto Star. In this tweet, the Star promised to hold a live chat with a thrice-degreed Toronto […]

8 Reasons You Need To Start Watching MTV’s BUCKWILD

8 Reasons You Need To Start Watching MTV’s BUCKWILD

I’m going to give you 8 reasons to watch MTV’s new show Buckwild. Why? I don’t know. I was bored and I watched the trailer for the show one day, and that brief exposure was enough to get me hooked. Boredom’s weird isn’t it? I don’t like it, and I think it’s probably why people […]

5 Celebrities That Became Insanely Successful With No Talent

5 Celebrities That Became Insanely Successful With No Talent

You probably want to be successful. Most people do. Some are adamant that the only sure path to success is through Malcolm Gladwell’s 10,000 hour formula. All those hours are supposed to help you hone your craft and eventually perfect it, however this rule can’t be applied universally. Porn stars for example, can ill afford to invest […]

SeekingArrangement.com: How To Pay For University If You Have No Morals

SeekingArrangement.com: How To Pay For University If You Have No Morals

Students! If your bank account is not exactly “above zero” as you read this, then listen up. Even if you’re not doing so badly on the financial front, you could still find this information pretty useful. There’s a website I’ve found that could be the solution to your poverty problems. It’s called SeekingArrangement.com, and I […]

The 10 F*cked Up Characters Of MTV’s Buckwild

The 10 F*cked Up Characters Of MTV’s Buckwild

I recently had an idea for a new MTV show. The show I dreamt up would be like throwing Jackass, the Jersey Shore, Swamp People and Teen Mom into a blender and obviously expecting magic. Now you’re probably thinking,  “What a funny person this guy is, to think of a concept for a show that so […]