Class Notes - 12/19/14

12/19/14 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

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Fitness Friday: Penis-Pain and 5K Run

P90x: Day 54 My posts have become the length of a 1st year liberal arts paper – so, I promise this one will be short, sweet and sexy just like that girl in my 1st year polisci class that I almost talked to once, instead opting to play the suave ‘hard to get’ card, making zero eye […]

Fitness Friday: Learning To Krump. Burning The Calories.

Fitness Friday: Learning To Krump. Burning The Calories.

Between Friday and Monday, the skies parted and the giant hand of fate appeared, handing me my life’s mission statement. What did it say? Become a veterinarian? A taxidermist? Kill Andy Dick? Make life-like dolls of celebrities with your pubic hair and sell them on eBay? It is none of these — sadly, I realized […]

How to Pick-Up Women You Walk By On the Street [Video]

How to Pick-Up Women You Walk By On the Street [Video]

We’ve all been there before: a hot lady quickly approaches you on the side-walk, what do you do? Stop, drop, and roll? Flail your arms around? Make a witty political comment? Discuss your love for animals? Pull your belly out and seductively rub it? Nope. Don’t do it. Do this,

Fitness Fridays: The Reichstag of My Mind, The Sudetenland, and Norwegian Death-Metal: P90X

Fitness Fridays: The Reichstag of My Mind, The Sudetenland, and Norwegian Death-Metal: P90X

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Double-Standards: 10 Reasons Why I Wish I Was a Woman

Double-Standards: 10 Reasons Why I Wish I Was a Woman

I’ve been told by some fairly reputable sources that we live in a patriarchy. Men rule the world and women clean up after them, or something like that – apparently, all women are environmentalists. It’s all very confusing to me, but everyone else seems to be in agreement that the rules of society and the […]

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 36

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 36

Shoulders and Arms and Extreme Olympic Celebration Deep Impact. Today, I had the most worthwhile, deserved, necessary, but devastating hangover of my life. Monday March 1st has become the unofficial National Hangover day. Greasy spoons from coast to coast were ladling lard, eggs, and sodium-laced pork product in numbers that would make an Alabaman grandma […]

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 32

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 32

Kenpo-X I would go to a Kenpo X party. Twister, Pictionary, Spin-the-Bottle, Flip-Cup, Midget-Lesbian-KY-Jelly Wrestling: none of this would be as fun as Kenpo. I love watching Kung-Fu films; we all do (or at least should if we consider ourselves good, respectable people). Kenpo X has all the glory, ass-kickery, and martial arts wizardry of […]

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 31

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 31

Back and Biceps After this workout, I sat on my couch in silence, sweat dripping from my brow and crashing against my floorboards. Defeat? Dejection? Disgrace? None of these describe what I was feeling. My brain was empty, not a single, solitary thought in sight. Just a general numb physical sensation all over my body […]

“VitaminWater isn’t Healthy”, Rules Federal Judge

“VitaminWater isn’t Healthy”, Rules Federal Judge

This came as a shocker to me. I chug down gallons of “rescue”, “defense”, “focus”, and “ab-ripping, jaw-chiseler” daily then I sit on my couch and wait for the health benefits to wash over me: “reduced risk of chronic disease, reduced risk of eye disease, promotion of healthy joints, support of optimal immune function, and […]

Devastating BP Oil Spill Pics and the Mushroom Solution

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It’s been 3 months since the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico creating a huge oil gusher that released between 35 000-65 000 barrels of crude oil per day. Over this time, we’ve learned a lot. We’ve learned that putting a giant ‘top hat’ over a gushing well-head doesn’t work; that putting an […]

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 29

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 29

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Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 24

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 24

Yoga X . Time to unpack some emotional baggage; come along and help if you would like. With this work-out program and this blog, I’ve been forced to monitor ‘how I’m feeling’ and, sometimes, push deeper than simply what the emotion is and down into ‘why’ I am feeling that certain thing. I know that […]

Dream Team: Montreal Canadiens

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If you were given the power to assemble the ultimate line-up choosing from any player that ever skated for your favorite team, who would you pick? And, how? The ‘how’ is relatively simple. You obviously want the players with the most skill and talent, but you can’t choose Orr to play for Chicago or Gretzky […]

Double-Standards: Talking to My Mom About Sex (Part 2)

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I’ve done a lot of stupid things when under the influence of my favorite guardian, Al Cohol. Granted, he has given me the courage to talk to girls, dance, and sometimes even rap; and I thank him for this everyday. But, he has also gotten me thrown in jail and convinced me that making a […]

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 23

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 23

  Shoulders and Arms and Kenpo X . . Mornings are different now. I wake up feeling great, energized, and with an overwhelming sense of purpose. I don’t really know what this purpose is considering my days consist of an hour of working out, twenty minutes of writing, and 10-13 hours of Olympic watching. I […]

Dream Team: The Toronto Maple Leafs

Dream Team: The Toronto Maple Leafs

Who would you pick to fill the starting line-up for your favorite team if you could choose from any player that ever played for them? Better yet, who would you pick for every franchise? Welcome to my new life goal: assemble a historically-sensitive and statistically-sound list of the the best possible starting line-up for every […]

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 18

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 18

  Day 18 (catch-up day): Ab Ripper X, Shoulders and Arms, and Yoga X . I was speaking with someone today that did not know me, but had read this thing. It became apparent that some people – considering all they know about me is that I workout and would probably make a great life […]

Double-Standards: Talking to My Mom About Sex

Double-Standards: Talking to My Mom About Sex

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NHL 11 Trailer Released and It Looks Sick

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On the heels of Microsoft’s release of their new slimmer, Xbox 360 replete with their answer to the Wii – ‘Kinect’ – us gamers were given yet another shiny gift from the gaming world today.  EA Sports released the first sneak peak of NHL 11 producing a wave of gaming boners in the process. It looks sick. And […]

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 15 & 16

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 15 & 16

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So, I was busy doing my two favorite things today – masturbating and farting – when I realized a) how weird I am (but not as weird as this guy) and b) how uniquely male these two activities are. Granted, women both fart and masturbate, but they aren’t willing to proclaim it as loudly and […]

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Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 11

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5 Double Standards That Should Be Buried Along with Pauly Shore

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Fitness Fridays: P90X – The Depth of Failure

Fitness Fridays: P90X – The Depth of Failure

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Double Standards: 5 Ways Women Suck in Bed

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The most common and oft-bitched about double-standard is that guys who sleep with a lot of girls are exalted, whereas, women who sleep with a lot of dudes are condemned. However, when it comes to sex as a whole, the scales held by that sexy and, I imagine, playfully mischievous blindfolded lady justice, may be evenly […]

Fitness Fridays: P90X – The Depth of Failure

Fitness Fridays: P90X – The Depth of Failure

So, I have decided to start P90X, which is apparently an extreme workout program that uses plyometrics and muscle confusion to rip your body. I’ve always been heavily interested in muscle confusion and body-rippage, so it seemed like a perfect fit. Plus I accidentally bought a pack of tank tops and want to eventually be […]

Double Standards: Fleshlights vs. Dildos

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These are our weights; we're going to get huge.

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Double Standards: The 6-Level Vagina Matrix

Double Standards: The 6-Level Vagina Matrix

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