69 Places To Have Sex: The Interesting, The Odd & The Funny : The Lion's Den University
Class Notes - 12/18/14

12/18/14 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

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69 Places To Have Sex: The Interesting, The Odd & The Funny

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If you’re adventurous and maybe a wee bit of an exhibitionist, then you need to start having sex in creative places. Whether what you’re looking for is romantic, sexually liberating, or just straight-up, ballsy, LDU has compiled a list of places for you.

WARNING: Some of these places may be a tad uncomfortable but they’ll be worth it to be able to say you did.

1. On a porch swing. (Back and forth, back and forth.)

2. Inside a cave somewhere. (It’ll be an adventure. But look out for bears.)

3. On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road (or deserted parking lot.)

4. On a pool table. (The one you’ve got at home or in the billiards place you frequent despite being frowned upon and possibly even ticketed for public indecency, up to you.)

5. The library. (Remember, shhhh, you have to be quiet.)

6. On top of the washer or dryer… while it’s running. (Mmmm vibrations.)

7. On a rug in front of a fireplace. (Yes, like something out of a Boyz II Men music video.)

8. On a secluded island beach. (This one will cost a bit.)

9. In the backyard under the stars. (On the deck, the grass, a blanket.)

10. In the woods after it rains. (Dampness is nice.)

11. Or just in the rain. (Anywhere, really.)

12. On a motorcycle. (Stopped and parked, obviously. Make sure it wasn’t running recently or you’ll get some nasty exhaust burns.)

13. In a public restroom. (This is a common one, but it’s fun every time.)

14. In an airplane restroom. (If you can do this, why not join the mile high club!)

15. On top of a hill. (You’d have quite the view. And feel like you’re on top of the world.)

16. On a rooftop. (Reindeer aren’t the only ones that can make noises on rooftops.)

17. Under a rainbow. (Go for the gold!)

18. In a hot tub. (Be careful though, water makes things a bit tricky.)

19. On a bail of hay. (Beware of rolling.)

20. In a field full of wildflowers. (Get wild.)

22. On a water bed. (It’s bouncy and fun.)

23. In the car while going through an automated car wash. (Clean your car while getting dirty.)

24. In a hot air balloon. (Talk about being on Cloud 9.)

25. Under the full moon in wet grass. (Either/or would be good but the combination would be stellar — literally.)

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26. In an elevator. (It’s risky and you may as well get a rise out of it, ha.)

27. On the bathroom floor. (Preferably not covered in clipped toe nails and balls of hair.)

28. In bed with silk or satin sheets. (Why not pamper yourself?)

29. On a trampoline. (Weeeeeeeeeeeee!)

30. In the garage or the tool shed. (Basically, get dirty in some place dirty.)

31. On a jungle gym at night. (It’s a way to enjoy them in a whole different way than you used to.)

32. On horse-back. (Giddy-up!)

33. In a tent. (Not having a lot of space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much more exciting.)

34. On an amusement park ride. (Doing some riding on rides sounds about right.)

35. In a sleeping bag. (It’s cozy.)

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36. In the car at a drive-in. (Sometimes movies just aren’t that entertaining.)

37. On really plush carpet. (Create some static electricity.)

38. On a picnic table. (Yummy.)

39. On the hood of a car. (Deserted road, empty parking lot, wherever.)

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40. Inside a car, in general. (Vroom, vroom!)

41. In a cemetery. (It’s morbid, but at least you know you likely won’t be bothered.)

42. In or on a slide. (Could be uncomfortable though.)

43. In a portapotty. (Not all that different from doing it in a public bathroom. And it’s got a door so it’s almost like a room.)

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44. In a stairwell. (School, apartment, work, etc.)

45. In a room filled with candles. (Romantic and mood-setting.)

46. In a bathtub. (Splish, splash.)

47. On a golf course. (Get that hole, er, in one.)

48. In the back of a limo. (Especially good if you’re dressed and feeling all fancy.)

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49. In the ocean. (Ride the waves.)

50. Next to a campfire. (Not the only thing getting fired up.)

51. In a treehouse. (Fun times as long as you’re not afraid of heights. And beware of splinters.)

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52. On a waterfall. (Don’t be afraid to get wet.)

53. In your office. (So unprofessional, but so hot.)

54. In an alley. (May as well hide under the cover of the alley’s darkness.)

55. On a bed covered in rose petals. (Typical and cliche, but hey, it looks and smells nice.)

56. On a baseball diamond. (Go for that home run!)

57. Off a beaten trail in the woods. (You won’t even notice the mosquito bites.)

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58. Underwater. (Slippery when wet, but not impossible.)

59. In a closet at a party. (Coming out of the closet may be a bit awkward but then again, when isn’t it?)

60. On an air mattress. (Try it.)

61. In an abandoned barn wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. (The reverse cowgirl has never looked so good.)

62. In a hammock. (This requires quite a bit of coordination.)

63. In front of an open window. (Show the world.)

64. In an RV during a road trip. (Road head anyone?)

65. In a Jeep with the doors removed (Badass.)

66. On a gondola as you rise to the top of the mountain. (While reaching another kind of peak.)

67. On train tracks. (Doing it in the path of a fast-moving, heavy chunk of iron is likely painful and definitely a bad idea, but it’ll definitely give you a rush.)

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68. On a chair. (Practical, you can find one anywhere.)

69. In a church? (Forgive me Father for I am sinning right now!)

What are some wacky places you’ve had sex? Did you get caught? Would you do it again? Let’s share sex stories!

– With some ideas from romancestuck.com

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  1. lena live says:

    Every single achievement starts along with the decision to try

  2. get it done says:

    under a flipped over canoe! in a closet in your parents room! in your kids room! your grandparents room! the hospital! in school! in your basement with the lights off! in your backyard! while your eating dinner/lunch/breakfast! at 4:20am/pm!in the back/front of a police car! in a police department! at a sewage plant! doing it with someone other than your friend at a friends house! at a store! in a park! in a lighthouse! on a tiny boat lost at sea! in a desert! in a museum! in a helicopter! in a tank! on the toilet! and many more places!!

  3. AvidPublicSexGuy says:

    My weirder experiences:
    1. In a closet in a furniture store (I’d say it’s original and hell was it fun!)
    2. In a bed in a furniture store (same thing)
    3. In a dressing room in H&M (now, this was scary)
    4. In one of those tubes you climb through on a playground (great for when the weather’s not very nice and kids aren’t there)
    5. On a jungle gym (same thing)
    6. On a trampoline in a basement (it was actually pretty comfortable)
    7. Under a full moon, stars and with a great view of the city (too romantic)
    8. In a castle (medieval
    9. While watching a rainbow above the city (also too romantic)
    10. Under a tree with fireworks behind my back (missionary, a great view for her)
    11. On and under a dam (just something different)
    12. On several benches in very public places (not very original, but still fun)
    13. On somebody’s driveway (thank you)
    14. In the middle of a road (exciting, but dangerous)
    15. On a bike trail (too many people disturbing you)
    16. On a public pavement (same thing)
    17. In a company’s parking garage (try not to get caught)
    18. On an escalator (why wait?)
    19. On a balcony (a show for others)
    20. In the hallway of a grocery store (it’s warm there)
    21. Next to a mall (also, too many people disturbing)
    22. In the school hallway (a little too risky)
    23. In the snow (fun to try, but be sure to wear something warm)
    24. When it was 3.2°F (-16°C, fun times)
    25. On a bus stop while it was raining cats and dogs (definitely something I would recommend, especially since I love storms)
    26. In an alley in broad daylight (meh)
    27. In the grass with people walking by (we sure got a couple of weird looks)
    28. Behind a department store

    Public sex is great in my opinion, it adds so much to the experience. The way I see it, I will never forget these just because of the emotions I felt (fear, shyness, embarrassment, enjoyment and intense orgasms).

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  5. Mr. Wiggley Pants says:

    1. On the kitchen table (What’s for dinner)
    2. On a desk (Work it)
    3. On a memory foam bed (Speaks for itself)
    4. Against a tree (The bark is worse than the bite… unless you’re into that kinda thing)
    5. On a swing set (Up up up and AWAY)
    6. In a tree (Look out below)
    7. Upside down on gymnastic rings (Practice makes perfect)
    8. On a bus (The couples on the bus go…)
    9. At a graduation (Stand up and be recognized)
    10. At a ball game (Let’s see those balls)
    11. In a fountain in Rome during the dead of night (That’s Amour e)
    12. At a race (Finish at the finish line)
    13. On a pontoon boat (Motor boatin’)
    14. At someone else’s wedding (A day to remember)
    15. On a military base (FIRE)

  6. KMP says:

    I’ve done it at:
    1. Bedroom
    2. Bathroom
    3. Kitchen counter
    4. Living room couch
    5. Living room floor
    6. Middle of the backyard
    7. Shower
    8. Walmart parking lot in the backseat
    9. Mom’s old work parking lot at night in passenger seat
    10. Driving (nearly died like 5 times)
    11. Finacee’s bed with open window in the middle of the day
    12. Her floor
    13. Her pool.
    14. A hotel I rented

    Places I wanna do it.
    1. In a car wash
    2. Pool
    3. Beach
    4. In my downtown
    5. Theme park
    6. A playground
    7. Gym

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