24 Worst Examples Of Guys Friend Zoned Forever
NateBlack | Apr 30, 2012 | Comments 0
There is nothing wrong with having girls that are friends. There is something wrong with having girls that are friends if you’re a virgin by circumstance (ie. You’ve been trying and failing repeatedly). If you’re being overly nice to a girl, because you think that one day she’ll notice what an awesome person you are, and want to have sex with you, then you are sorely mistaken. You’re actually not a nice person at all, and you’re wasting your time. There are of course different degrees to this, and I’m by no means telling you to be a complete asshole all the time, but a wise man once said “Nobody can walk over you if you’re standing up for yourself” and any woman will tell you that she prefers a man with backbone than one that’s a door mat. These guys offer the absolute worst examples of friend zonism. I hope that one day science finds a way to transplant these suckers some balls.
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1. Anyone that makes a comfortable seat:
2. Anyone that does this:
3. Anyone that makes a good mirror:
4. Anyone that is also an extra layer of clothing:
5. Anyone that that pays this much attention to his/her friend’s grooming:
6. Anyone that is a fraaaand:
7. Anyone that kisses someone only when they’re not paying attention:
8. Anyone that goes on national television like this:
9. Anyone that hover hands this badly:
10. Anyone that is also a bridge:
11. Anyone that gets shut down via text message:
12. Anyone that helps you try on clothes:
13. Anyone that lives here:
14. Anyone that makes a good table:
15. Anyone that makes a good human suitcase:
16. Anyone that is Superman:
17. Anyone that is depressed over piggy back rides:
18. Anyone that knows this person:
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