Archive for 2010

Snooki Won’t Wear Bikini saying ‘One Piece More Provocative’

Ok. It may have something to do with the fact you resemble an Ewok/Jerome Bettis but I smell bullshit.

EPIC Duckface

With that many duckfaces…..she’s likely batshit crazy.

Does Wearing Shoes Designed For Your Foot Type Actually Prevent Injuries?

Results show that what has been widely accepted in terms of running footwear may actually lead to increased injuries.

WTF Moment of the Week: A Day At The Beer Spa

Now this is something I can get behind!

The Most Accurate Body Fat Calculator

Fast and easy and all you need is a measuring tape and a scale.

Why Women Can’t Lose Weight Part 2: Women, Breakfast and Soy

So you’ve got a soy problem…

“VitaminWater isn’t Healthy”, Rules Federal Judge

This came as a shocker to me. I chug down gallons of “rescue”, “defense”, “focus”, and “ab-ripping, jaw-chiseler” daily then I sit on my couch and wait for the health benefits to wash over me: “reduced risk of chronic disease, reduced risk of eye disease, promotion of healthy joints, support of optimal immune function, and [...]

Miss China Wen Tang & Miss Puerto Rico Mariana Vicente NUDE! [Gallery]

Ok, I’ve searched high and low for information on the Miss China shoot and edits, because frankly it looks a little fake, but kind of cool at the same time… kind of. I think they were going after the “animal rights” angle that Steph and Olivia took with their PETA shoot, but really Wen are [...]

The 8th Sin: Wasting Beer.

The moral of the story is NEVER waste beer!

The Only Reason To Watch Your Wedding Video

… classic

How To Determine Which Beer To Drink [Flowchart]

Can’t decide on a what beer you want? No problem.

Starcraft II: Say goodbye to your sons, brothers, and boyfriends

We have awaited the arrival of this day 12 years now! The original Starcraft dropped in 1998, with the expansion, Broodwar, shortly after, and nothing following until today. Around the world the effects of such a drought being broken will be felt by many! Starcraft II heralds the dawn of a new day, and for [...]

My Butt is BIG

Aint nothin’ wrong with some big ‘ol buttcheeks.

The End Of History: 55% Beer Served In a Squirrel

You’d expect a lot from a bottle of beer costing $765. What you get is 55 percent alcohol — and served in a squirrel.
According to Scottish firm BrewDog, “The End of History” is the “strongest, most expensive and most shocking beer in the world.”
Just 12 bottles were made and the company has already sold out. [...]

Devastating BP Oil Spill Pics and the Mushroom Solution

It’s been 3 months since the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico creating a huge oil gusher that released between 35 000-65 000 barrels of crude oil per day. Over this time, we’ve learned a lot. We’ve learned that putting a giant ‘top hat’ over a gushing well-head doesn’t work; that putting an [...]

Breaking Down the Language Barrier…or Not!

Most of us are acutely aware of our parents or grandparents ignorance to the modern world.  However, if you can throw a language barrier in there as well, the results can be hilarious! Check it.

Five Future Forms of Contraception [Including The "Dry Orgasm" Developed at UWO!]

The Male Pill, Implants, Dry Orgasms….What’s next?

9 Sure Ways to Sabotage Your Weight Loss

The title says it all. Common things you may be doing to sabotage your weight loss efforts….or lack thereof.

#MusicMonday: The TapeDeckBros [Bikinis+Boxheads Video]

Ash Ainsworth and Chris Sanakidis first joined forces in the rock band Animal Clinic in the mid 2000′s. During this time their interest in electronic music began to manifest. As Chris dabbled in mixing tracks, Ash began to produce score material for television and video games. As the members of Animal [...]

LDU’s Monday Morning Mistress: Krystal Forscutt [07.26.10]

Who said nobody is perfect?

Descartes, Dreams and the Philosophy Behind Inception

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I’m about to tell you how Inception ends. If you haven’t seen the movie, stop reading. Now.
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If you haven’t seen Inception yet, then close your browser right now, because I’m going to ruin it for you. And if you’re looking for something to do instead of reading this article, [...]

4 Of The Worst Amateur Music Videos Ever Made

It takes a lot to put yourself out there creatively….perhaps these people should have given that a second thought.

10 Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do with Google [5-1]

10 Pretty interesting things you can do with google

Why Women Can’t Lose Weight Part 1: Women and Breakfast Cereals

You are misinformed, and you’d better not feel guilty about it.

Fitness Fridays: P90X – Day 29

Chest, Shoulders, Triceps, and Ab Ripper X
Last week was a recovery week, which gave us the weekend off. Most people that are willing to put themselves through this gauntlet of ridiculous abuse would take the time to eat well and look after their body. I, for a daunting number of mostly negative reasons, am not [...]

1980′s Game Show: Why Did This Get Taken Off?

I can’t understand why they discontinued the wonder Canadian Game Show.  Can you?

Facebook Recommended Pages Are Becoming Far Too Vague

Shits gettin’ ridiculous.

10 Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do with Google [10-6]

10 Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do with Google

Google is amazing. There are some things you probably didn’t know Google can do. Take your time and read the information below. You’ll likely learn a few tips and tricks that will make you appreciate Google even more.
10. Find a beautiful wallpaper for your desktop resolution [...]

Miss Universe 2010 Predictions: Vote For Your Favourite! [Gallery]

Time to start places your bets in Vegas! The Miss Universe 2010 competition will soon commence in Mandalay Bay Resort in the luckiest place on Earth. The Miss Universe website has officially uploaded head shots of all the contestants. All the pictures are stunning, it will be a tough year!
Here’s the top 15 countries that [...]

Shake Weight for Men [DoubleFistedHandJobVideo]

One of the very first videos that we ever featured on this website was the #EpicFail that is the Shake Weight. Since then we’ve seen parodies and other similar useless products. After months of constant ridicule by the media, one might expect its creators to give up on the fitness industry and fitness products, instead [...]

Fake Boobs, False Reproductive Signals and Cognitive Dissonance

[Ed. This article comes courtesy Yale Fox of Darwin vs The Machine]
It’s no secret that women’s breasts trigger a sexual response in men, particularly among western civilization. Evolution has selected this trait as an indicator of sexuality. Although indicative of multiple characteristics, breast development indefinitely displays that a woman has gone through puberty and is [...]

Happy 18th Birthday Selena Gomez [ItsOkToLookGallery]

On this day, July 22nd, we celebrate the future downfall and imminent sluttification of Selena Gomez… Ok, that was a little harsh, but come on! She comes from a long heritage of Disney-kids-turned-celeb-whores and she runs with a pretty racy crowd as it is. We’re not really complaining, mind you. We’d just like to step [...]

How To Determine If You’ll Have Sex On A Date

Ever wondered during a date if you will get laid as the evening progresses?

Russian Para-Sailing Donkey [Video]

This is just as insane as it sounds. A few gentlemen that run a para-sailing company off the shores of mother Russia’s South Beach, decided to promote their services by launching an ass over 100 meters into the air and drag it through the sky via para-sail for an hour! This once again address that [...]

WTF Moment of the Week: Super Columbine Massacre RPG!

Sometimes its better when certain things just don’t exist. This video game would be one of those things.

You Can Get In Anywhere If You Say You’re The DJ [Video]

In what could possibly be the most creative Sprite commercial ever made ever, these 2 Aussie boys, Nicholas (I think) and AJ, set out on a Thirst For Truth Quest to prove that if you have a weird hoodie, headphones, and a DJ bag you can lie your way into any establishment simply by claiming [...]

Wedding Photographer FAIL! [Video]

That some bad luck.

Piece of Sh*t Product Line – The Neckline Slimmer

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME.
This is sad.
People wanting something for nothing.
Fat people have double-chins.  If you have one, you are a fat person. This product will not remove the rolls of fat that have formed around your neck (possibly one of the leanest areas on the body btw).  I don’t know how much more clean [...]

Old Spice MANstache

There are few left in the world who can pull off a mustache like Magnum P.I.

What’s up my NINJA?!?! [HILARIOUS Video]

I’ve been saying this for a long time: Some of us are allowed to say ninjA, but others should stick to saying ninjER!… Ok, this whole thing is ridiculous! This is one of the best “ninja” spoofs I’ve ever seen. Thanks to Foreign Image for this gem.

Howl [Movie Trailer]

If you know me well, you know that Howl is my favourite poem of all time and Allen Ginsberg is among my favourite poets (I’m an English teacher after all… kind of). You would also understand why I was absolutely beside myself when I saw the trailer for the biopic that would depict one of [...]

How to Trick People into Thinking You’re Good Looking

Evolution gave Man the ability to judge appearances so we could determine if the member of the opposite sex has health problems, if they are able to produce children, and determine if they will produce offspring that will have a fighting chance to succeed in the next generation.  Then society allowed females to use a dirty and [...]

#MusicMonday – Love Thy Brother

Anybody who makes a point of frequenting Hype Machine on a daily basis should by now have heard of DJ duo Love Thy Brother. Coming out of Montreal, these guys have been killing shows alongside some of the biggest names in the electronic scene, and have been releasing new music constantly. So much in fact, [...]

LDU’s Monday Morning Mistress: Lauren London [07.19.10]

London is where it’s at.