Not too long ago I had a serious conversation with our official DJ, the legendary Kid MK, about getting a Plenty-Of-Fish account and dating girls on there just to see if anything would come of it. Like most
men boys that live in university towns (London #FTW), I a fair share of random hook-ups, but often fail to build meaningful relationships, because I have trouble taking any of them seriously after said hook-up… because I have the attention span of a child. With POF I would have to get to at least go on a date with these girls before hooking up, thus forcing me to seriously consider if I could see myself in a relationship with them for more than the 20 seconds it takes to ask “Your place or mine?” …all in theory of course.
Well I’m about to take that a giant step further by getting an account with Meet-An-Inmate.com! That’s right, there’s an entire website dedicated to connecting single men with hot single inmates! Some of these girls are total babes with mild to insane offenses! With MAI you can date, or simply correspond with a girl at your own pace! So you can have guy time whenever you want to catch the football game, and see her for dates on the weekend, or write an e-mail at a time of your choosing! Many are also looking to relocate to a city near you when they get out of prison!
This list is comprised of the top 20 of 50 profiles posted on MAI, as voted on by Ranker.com users. Check out all 50 here, and the top 20 below! The names, quotes and reasons for incarceration are all 100% real!
1 - Renee Bell
“I’m lonely and in search of a real man for friendship, companionship, and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison.”
Reason for Incarceration: Second-degree murder
“I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy.”
Reason for incarceration: Vehicular homicide, DUI
“I always have a smile on my face with a bubbly personality.”
“I am a fun loving girl. I’m in a bad place, but I’ve got a beautiful heart and a caring soul. Even the best of people make mistakes right?”
“I adore a great personality and someone who has direction in their life. A sense of humor is a plus.”
“I am a computer geek with lots of class and sophistication. I love the finer things in life.”
“I am hoping to meet that very special and charming someone who is generous, compassionate, caring, and nonjudgmental.”
“I’m looking for someone who is generous, romantic, passionate, affectionate, dominant, versatile, nonjudgmental, supportive, sensuous, creative, understanding, attractive, handsome, sexy, fun to be with, and makes me laugh. Goatees are a plus, but not necessary.”
“I am losing my sense of humor. Looking for a fun person with a uplifting personality that can bring my light during dark times.”
11 - Crystal Clamenza
“I am looking for someone who is motivated, driven, open minded, family oriented, and who loves to laugh. Must be stable and financially secure, and able to stimulate me intellectually with a vivid imagination.”
“I’d love to be swept off my feet.”
“Now that I’m 29 and have spent a decade in trouble or in prison, I now deeply desire comfort, security, and true happiness.”
14 - Alexis Neiers
Reason for incarceration: Felony Burglary
Neiers, a member of the so-called “Burglar Bunch,” was convicted in 2010 and sentenced to 180 days in jail for burglarizing actor Orlando Bloom’s home. Neiers served just one month of that sentence.
“I believe you should live each day as it’s your last. I love to have fun, laugh, and will try almost anything once.”
“I am a good person inside, but I have made some poor decisions for which I am paying dearly. I refuse to let this experience define me, although I am learning from my mistakes and intend to grow into a better person through this all.”
“I’m a very journalistic person. I enjoy growing a personal bond through correspondence. I love to be presentable at all times. Impressions are everlasting.”
“I’ve made some bad decisions that have put me in prison, however, that doesn’t make me a bad person…I love the beach and just about anything to do with the outdoors.”
“I roll with life’s punches and take every opportunity to better myself.”
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